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fluffernutter
12-09-2002, 08:19 PM
She is just so disgusting to me and the thing that pisses me off the most is she is gonna be in a View Askew film and Kevin Smith is kissing her ass. I remember seeing her in the Selena movie (yeah I cried) when she was still Jenny from the block. Now she is just the epitomy of everything that I hate and I just want to see someone or something smack her back to earth. I realise she is just a celebrity but still some people just bug me.

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PanterA
12-09-2002, 08:24 PM
I was expecting to open this thread and just see:

WITH MY JUNK!!

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Megadeth
12-09-2002, 08:34 PM
I hate her WITH A PASSION.
She's so overrated too.
Steels
12-09-2002, 08:39 PM
I never minded the woman at all. Actually, I have no idea why everyone is so up her ass. Not one hit movie. Her music is awful but then again thats more a product of the time. I can only come up with one answer....her manager, Benny Medina. I read recently he is supposedly golden in making names into lights. <P>
p.s Now that I give it a seconds thought....if not J-Lo then who? This era in my eyes is filled with no personalites a person would truly look up too or have a public interested in. With that being said....I would never look at another to mold or evolve myself, I am just aware that sadly most people are. <P>

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Earth2RON
12-09-2002, 08:43 PM
I wanna slap her phat ass with my dick thats all i want her for!
TheMojoPin
12-09-2002, 08:50 PM
I couldn't care less. She was great in "Out of Sight", and Kevin Smith is one of my favorite filmmakers. Nobody is forcing me to listen to her music or see her other films.

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TheGameHHH
12-09-2002, 08:56 PM
I wanna slap her phat ass with my dick thats all i want her for!
WORD! I couldn't have said it better myself

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FelixDasGato
12-09-2002, 10:04 PM
Nope, not the only one. I'd be on that line waiting to get my chance to slap her silly.

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Steels
12-09-2002, 10:16 PM
As for a piece of ass, she was my #1 honey way back in the late 90's. Only recently has everyone realized she is walking smoke.

p.s speaking of "walking smoke"....Tia Carrera is in this months playboy....Asian honeys win, again.

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Fallon
12-09-2002, 10:45 PM
She looked smoking on Letterman last night, but she didn't really have much to say. Dave carried the whole interview.

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Arienette
12-10-2002, 04:37 AM
She looked smoking on Letterman last night, but she didn't really have much to saypersonally, i was shocked. i was expecting her to enlighten us all with her theory on the meaning of life or, at the very least, to explain to us mere mortals how a girl from riverdale can say she's from the block. maybe i just expect too much from my celebrities... i should have known this would happen when her celebrity changed from a decent acting career to being entirely about her ass and parade of failed marriages.

and as for the slap? works for me. everytime i hear the words "jenny from the block" i'm thinking cinder block to the side of the head, but maybe i'm just bitter

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Lisa Croft
12-10-2002, 05:32 AM
Yesterday I ordered a cute white winter coat from Macys.com. Once I finished placing my order, I was looking more closely at the picture, to realize in horror that it was a... J-LO JACKET!!! As if its origin weren't bad enough, it SAYS "J-LO" on the uppper right-hand corner. Now I have to find a white patch of some sort and cover it up before my friends find out. I would torture someone mercilessly if I saw them rocking that.

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LatinSpiceXoX
12-10-2002, 05:50 AM
lol, there was no display of some sort, or title that said 'JLO WINTER COATS ON SALE' or something????

Anyway, she was just on LIVE with Regis and Kelly... I have to say, the girl is great to look at, she smiles, she laughs, but the public giving her attention has surely gotten to her head.

I hate that she's become sooo full of herself. I like her movies, (some of them), some of her songs are catchy and she makes cute/fun/eye-catching videos, but the fame really has gotten to her.

Once the hooplah about her dies down, or if she loses her looks/body, her attitude will have to change.

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Michael Fury
12-10-2002, 05:56 AM
She was great in "Out of Sight"
Indeed. The rest of her movies are pretty much formula. But she's a well put together woman. Hell, I'd do her.









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Megadeth
12-10-2002, 06:31 AM
She's a complete millionaire, but she decks herself out like your average South Bronx wench.
TheGameHHH
12-10-2002, 08:11 AM
Yesterday I ordered a cute white winter coat from Macys.com. Once I finished placing my order, I was looking more closely at the picture, to realize in horror that it was a...J-LO JACKET!!! As if its origin weren't bad enough, it SAYS "J-LO" on the uppper right-hand corner. Now I have to find a white patch of some sort and cover it up before my friends find out. I would torture someone mercilessly if I saw them rocking that.
HAHA, you love it, don't lie. CROFT ROCKS J-LO!!!!!!!

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Lisa Croft
12-10-2002, 12:12 PM
lol, there was no display of some sort, or title that said 'JLO WINTER COATS ON SALE' or something????Oh, of course there was. When I checked the site again to see where the purchase had gone awry, I see in big bold print "J-Lo Puffy Jacket with Faux Fur Trim". I'm like a retard watching fire when it comes to shopping. All I thought was "puuuurty jacket. I like fur." I deserve to be beaten with a bag of my own feces for wearing this jacket. I'm hoping I can cover the logo with something that has a little less stigma, like a Salvation Army patch. HAHA, you love it, don't lie. CROFT ROCKS J-LO!!!!!!!First I download her music, then I buy her clothes and put more money into her filthy little pockets. I think she's already got me in her grasp, but I'm fighting it. If I find myself buying a ticket for "Maid in Manhattan", it's all over.

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Coco
12-10-2002, 01:03 PM
I kind of admire her business sense. I mean, the girl is a multi-millionaire and knows how to make the bucks!

I think that her emotional sense is lacking regarding relationships. I mean, the papers haven't even been finalized yet on her divorce from her last husband, and Ben, I read, has, been released from alcohol rehab only a short while ago.

Best line from Letterman last night to her: "do you know this guy"?

Oh well, as the saying goes "you live and learn".
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HordeKing1
12-10-2002, 04:00 PM
Am I the only one who wants to give J Lo a big slap upside the head?

Is that the way you crazy kids say "fuck" now?

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dassal3399
12-10-2002, 04:04 PM
no i want to also, just with my junk

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