How many stitches have you ever had?

[Patches]

8-(5 leg, broken bottle, 3 head, fish hook)

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[ToddEVF]

about 40 all together, most are on my face/head

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[jocefus]

11-(i was 2 and cracked my head open on a marble coffee table)

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[Aggie]

probably just under 10...mostly on my leg. they did such a bad job on the stitches you can still see the little thread holes where they sewed it up.

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[jafter]

I have had a lot of stitches.

25 big toe - cut it at a pool party.
17 middle finger caught in a metal basketball net -- OOOWWW
7 same finger 10 years earlier.
7 in my eyelid.
5 in my knee.
5 in my arm.
That is enough.

Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Philly is the next market for the boys. Wake up WYSP...

[Patches]

you can still see the little thread holes where they sewed it up.




Yeah me too Aggie. But for me its because i went swimming and they all fell out before they were ready to come out.

7 STITCHES ON YOUR EYELID?!?!

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[FelixDasGato]

38 all together.
10 in my head - baseball bat
8 in my arm - went through a window
20 in my leg - jumping a fence

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[jocefus]

jafter dont get me wrong but u seem accident prone

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[blakjeezis]

I had seventeen in the back of my head after falling on a steel I-Beam. Other than that, I've had wounds that probably needed stitching, but never had them taken care of. Chicks dig scars.

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[FUNKMAN]

i'm starting to get JAWS flashbacks...

9 in the neck: had sist removed

20 in the mouth, 10 on the lip, few more on hand and knee, including fractured jaw and minus 7 teeth: car accident...not my fault!

3 on finger: razor knife while replacing a screen when i worked in the hardware store



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[TheGameHHH]

5, bad knife accident on my hand.

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[DreamWeaver]

I've had 18 in my forehead, 9 on the inside and 9 on the outside. I was hit in the head with a baseball bat...yes, accidentally

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[Arienette]

i've had 3... when i was little, i cracked my head open on a metal swing

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[reeshy]

about 40 on my right forearm-I had a mild disagreement with a box cutter!

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[ADF]

I've never had stitches or broken a bone. I'm Unbreakable.

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[Jennitalia]

6 in my lip. jon broke my lip. may he rot in hell :)

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[Lisa Croft]

A whole fucking lot. I cracked my head open twice as a child. Once on a metal chair, the other when I decided it was a good idea to go down the basement stairs on my rocking horse. It was fun until I hit cement. I sliced my finger open while cutting cheese... TWICE! Both times from cheese! wtf??

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[Michael Fury]

About 50 across my face, head & ears. All from stray elbows & high-sticks on the ice.

But you should see the other guy.







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[A.J.]

I don't know an exact number but I've had stiches on my arm and over my ear.

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[flipper21]

All minor stuff:

7 on right index finger: sickle sharpening mishap
10 on left index: slipped w/ meat cleaver
3 for a mole removal
3 for cyst on tongue removal (eww)
4 for the Exacto knife in the thigh (don't ask)
3 after wisdom tooth removal



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[LatinSpiceXoX]

I feel left out, I have no stitches. (stitch?).. I just realized the spelling is so weird.
Anyway, let me go slide down a mountain now, I wanna feel accepted.



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[TooCute]

6 - I was running to my
grandma and tripped over
my dog into the corner of
the door when I was 2.

I didn't cry - I just said "Uh
oh!" !!


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[angrymissy]

I had over 300 in my face and head when I was 2.

My grandparents had a german shepard that I tried to "play" with while it was eating. It basically ripped off my face. My earliest memory is of going to the hospital in Grandpa's car that day wearing green pooh pajamas with feet.

I still have scars on the sides of my face and chin from it. If the damn dogs owners weren't family, I'd be a millionaire from suing them.

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[Bob Impact]

553, exactly.
I've trained in Kung Fu for 12 years now and I used to spar competitively, not a bad record either, but you wouldn't know it by looking at me afterwards.
This also includes both car accidents.

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[dassal3399]

i was operated on three times

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[irishkb]

about 20... like 13 in my forehead.. banged it in a park in brooklyn. and then like 7 in my knee... knee slamed on the basketball court..

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[TheKnicks23]

Only 3-i threw a rock at a big one and it reflected and hit me near my eye.

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[jaxoncoherent]

12
6 fall on head leaning back in a chair. yes i am that kid.
6 rottweiler tried to take off my leg after chasing his owner in a game of hide and seek. I sued and became a thousand air at 18!

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[jafter]

7 STITCHES ON YOUR EYELID?!?!


Sorry I meant to say eyebrow. Eyelid would be gross. They are hidden pretty well. Sorry about that.

Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Philly is the next market for the boys. Wake up WYSP...

[jafter]

LOLjafter dont get me wrong but u seem accident prone

Yeah when I was a kid I would get hurt alot. Stupid kid stuff. I broke my nose and cut my eyelid running into a parked car. During a snow ball fight. It was funny for everyone else.
I was running backwards and I turned around and bang right into the side of a car. I stumbled away from the car and the blood started pouring down my face... Everyone was cracking up then it was holyshit get him to the hospital.

Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Philly is the next market for the boys. Wake up WYSP...

[Heather 8]

Only stitches I've ever had were when I had my wisdom teeth removed. My family has an intense fear of hospitals, and I have lovely scars on my hands and legs as a result. <P>

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[EffMeBoobs]

19 stitches.

Eight just below my left knee because when I was 5 years old, I knelt down on clear glass. I went running to my Mom with a big piece of glass sticking out of my leg.

Three under my chin because I smacked my chin on cement when I tried to be a big kid and jump up on the table to sit.

Four on my lower back from a slipped disk they removed.

Four from my impacted wisdom teeth.

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[Patches]

I read through all of these posts cringing.

553 stitches is insane. Maybe a good move for you should change from Bob Impact to Bob Nice-n-Easy.

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[Bob Impact]

Most(275 in one and 155 in the other) of my 553 were from the car accidents. Neither of which I was the driver for, I should mention. Other notable ones were when I ripped my arm open sledding as a kid and when I accidentally stabbed myself in the hand trying to pry out some of my sisters hard ass brownies.

Maybe a good move for you should change from Bob Impact to Bob Nice-n-Easy.

I have... Stitches Free for 255 days!

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[kc7586]

5, screen door + finger = pain, blood and stiches

[HordeKing1]

After the first 1000 I stopped counting.

I've had a few hundred staples as well.

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[Col.Kurtz]

40 in 6 different locations in my face.
7 in my chest
5 in the abdomen
5 in the lower back
5 in the left bicep
30 from a hernia operation
chicks dig scars

drop the bomb, exterminate them all.