Happy With Your Butt?

[FUNKMAN]

i happen to be a caucasian guy with a curvy round butt...

growing up I would get comments like "you must be part black"
now that I'm 40 the butt is still curvy but less noticeable since the rest of the body filled out...

are you happy with your butt?

> is it a bit flat?
> is it a bit square?
> is it too bubbly?

Please! People need to know!

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[F1Gm3nT]

I am extremly happy with my ass...
thank you Puerto Rico

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[IrishAlkey]

I'm happy with the ass I get.

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[TheGameHHH]

Yea, I like my butt, its really hard.

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Thanks ADF

[The Jays]

... chicks say my ass is nice... girls love wrapping their legs round it.... I bet I can crush walnuts with my ass...

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[TheMojoPin]

Do I need to really answer this? My ass is a work of art.

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[FUNKMAN]

just from what I've seen it seems women from India and Mexico have a "square" kind of shape to their butt...

then sometimes it seems some have just half a crack, like there's more back than crack...

not making fun, all women are beautiful...

just making conversation...

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 12-10-02 @ 1:12 AM

[Earth2RON]

I'm happy when im looking at butt's!

I'm a skinner fukker with a boney lil ass that is loved by a few.

[A.J.]

I have the ass of a skeleton.

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[silera]

I like it.


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[ADF]

Great, just what the world needs.. another discussion of Man-ass.

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[Arienette]

mine is ok, but...

adf happens to have a great ass. and when i saw that he posted in this thread without even so much as a mention of his ass, i realized that it was up to me. but i guess i've already said it... but just so we're clear, it's really just lovely

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This message was edited by Arienette on 12-10-02 @ 9:12 AM

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Oh yeah, baby got back!

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

*lol*, I'm not even gonna touch this one.


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[Megadeth]

Not at all. It's awful. My ass looks like ricotta cheese in a plastic bag.

[FUNKMAN]

*lol*, I'm not even gonna touch this one.


a loss for words, unbelievable!
:)

Oh yeah, baby got back!


did you take a trip? :)

you go Fuzzy...

remember, all butts are bootyful...

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 12-10-02 @ 11:17 AM

[AngelAmy]

im happy with my ass

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[irishkb]

i have been told i really don't have one.. but it is there when i go to sit down.

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[Aggie]

My ass is OK, I don't think it's great, but I'm not unhappy with it.

On a side note, I am definitley a butt girl. It's probably the second thing I check out. A nice grabbable ass drives me crazy.

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[A.J.]

My ass is OK


It's very nice. :)

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[AngelAmy]

chris the cop has a grabbable ass, i found that out on saturday

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[reeshy]

My next door neighbor always tells me that he loves my ass!!!!!

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[F1Gm3nT]

My ass is OK, I don't think it's great, but I'm not unhappy with it.
nah ma... you got a dope ass
perfect for me... mmmm ::drool::


On a side note, I am definitley a butt girl. It's probably the second thing I check out. A nice grabbable ass drives me crazy.

I noticed... still got one of your nails digged in there form last time
and reeshy... I love your ass as well

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- 2PAC

[Friday]

I hate it with a passion. I much prefer my chest to my ass. I am working on my ass right now so that it may become more acceptable. :(

For now I just like other peoples asses.

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[jaxoncoherent]

*lol*, I'm not even gonna touch this one


can i touch it? i saw that pic of latins ass on another thread and i drooled.

my ass is fine the way it is

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This message was edited by jaxoncoherent on 12-10-02 @ 8:00 PM

[LiquidCourage]

The skin on my ass looks like the skin on a turkey before it's cooked.

[LatinSpiceXoX]

can i touch it? i saw that pic of latins ass on another thread and i drooled. I hope you know, you're going to be butt (geh, geh, geh) of many jokes to come for that comment. I mean, I don't mind, actually... let me jot down you're #, we'll set up an IM date.


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[ShelleBink]

yes, finally in my life i am.

i enjoy teasing the guys at work with my nice round, curvy, mathematically perfect ass.


me: oops! i dropped something! *bend over*
guys: daaaaaaaamn

repeat.

and it helps when you have someone love your ass, in more ways that u can imagine

<i>...why are you all looking at me like that?</i>

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Happy Holidays to one and all!

[thegirl]

Ever since I started working out I have no more butt



This message was edited by thegirl on 12-11-02 @ 8:43 PM

[SweetPea]

No I am not happy with my butt!

Although some people have told me I have a nice ass.

This has been another rare post by the (greatly missed) Sweet one!

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[jamesdiggy]

My ass is like Charmin, very white and very squeezable.

The Snozberries taste like Snozberries.

[dassal3399]

i heard that i actually have a nice ass

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[Earth2RON]

hate it with a passion. I much prefer my chest to my ass. I am working on my ass right now so that it may become more acceptable
Just run every once and awhile and do alot of butt squeezes it will shape up in no time, and if you can send me pics:)

[silera]

Just run every once and awhile and do alot of butt squeezes it will shape up in no time...

Drink lots of Tequila as well.



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[Friday]

Drink lots of Tequila as well.






Hold on....Tequila helps your butt???

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[Green Lantern]

I'm happy with the ass I get.


I wish I had the ass you have Alkey. And I'm talking about Silera

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This message was edited by Green Lantern on 12-12-02 @ 10:29 AM