Joe Millionaire

[ShelleBink]

women being disappointed = funny

<i>...why are you all looking at me like that?</i>

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[TheGameHHH]

I thought they did this show already, it was called Who wants to Marry a Millionaire.

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[canofsoup15]

Horrible, TV sucks. Yet it seems quite interesting, what? im not a hypocrite...

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[RandomNY]

This show is going to rock.. to see the face of the gold digging C*nt(that he picks) at the end of the show is going to be priceless...

Fox has already said it's a mix of Marry a millionaire and Bachelor....



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Die of Disteria you pathetic hack.. AWFUL-- NORTON

[jaxoncoherent]

chicks being disappointed is funny the show is pretty much shlock but it will be very entertaining to expose some gold digging whore for what she is

"Your revolution is over Mr. Lebowski! My advice to you is to do what your parents did! Get a job sir! The bums will always lose Mr. Lebowski, The bums will always lose!

[Patches]

I'm digging this show after seeing the commercial! Only Fox! Those guys rock!

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[Crippler]

Lawyers all over the country are salivating at the thougt of this show. I, personally, can't wait for it.

I hate reality TV.....in fact, the only reality show I ever watched religiously is the ONLY one which never got a 2nd season: "Murder in Small Town X" or something. But I will be watching this Joe Millionaire...I want to know what went on with the show for the lawsuits & namecalling clusterfuck that will take place afterwards.

...silent, but violent.

[FatTony]

You know, the funniest part of this entire show might be when the time comes for the lucky woman to marry Mister Thousandaire. They should allow her to marry him and not tell her until months later how much he really makes. See how fast the Golddigging tramp asks for a divorce. You can only assume Tom Lickass will have a ball with this show.

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"They always win in the end."

[Donnielimes]

I wonder, if he nails these chicks like do they have legal recourse. <P>

"Good Times/Noodle Salad, Thats my story"

[furie]

i just saw the ad for this show.
all i can say is Wow! this makes for bad tv. Just what I would expect from Fox.

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This message was edited by furie on 12-8-02 @ 9:13 PM

[Devils Advocate]

The best part about this show is going to be when they tell each woman who gets disqualified that he's not rich. That'll just expose the women for the golddigging hypocrites that they are. It'll be great just to see how fast they go from crying about how much they love him to laughing with relief that they didn't have to marry him...

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[CaptClown]

I have to agree with Shelle. It will be funny.

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[Evilpete]

Tom Lickass will have a ball with this show.


Thank you for admiting you listen to him...step one of the 12 steps

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[Contra]

this is gunna be great! between this and celebrity mole reality TV has taken a step in the right direction, comedy!

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[JustJon]

this may sounds silly, but construction workers tend to have very rough, calloused hands, and most millionares tend to have very soft hands, due to the nature of each of their work. Wouldn't the girls notice this?

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Hell, I've had girls notice my fingernails, let alone my hands.

Maybe they buffed his hands or something, I don't know.



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[Patches]

Wouldn't the girls notice this?


No. It's already been established that these girls are half retarded.

Besides, remember Goodfellas? Henry had soft hands and he was in construction.


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[AngelAmy]

i think its gonna be funny when they find out, ill watch the finale

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[WintersEmbers]

as much as i cannot stand reality tv i will be watching this, girls being shallow + girls being exposed on national tv as being shallow + lucky schmuck who gets to fuck um all over = awesome.

viddy what todd did!
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[Knowledged_one]

I would think the girls would notice when instead of asking for a wine lists, he asks if they have any 40's at the bar

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[FatTony]

Has anyone even seen what this so called Millionaire looks like? He looks like a hobo off the street that FOX picked up and cleaned up a bit. Those pigs should know right away he isn't a millionaire. Fun for the whole family.

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"They always win in the end."

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I would think the girls would notice when instead of asking for a wine lists, he asks if they have any 40's at the bar



Or Schaefer.

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

I saw the title to this thread a few times this past week, and didn't think I'd have anything to add, so I passed it by.

As soon as I saw the commercial on FOX during the Billboard Awards, I hadda come back and say that THIS IS GOING TO BE HYSTERICAL!!!!!

Definitely something to look foward to in January.


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[TheMojoPin]

I didn't know Leykis posted under so many different names on this board.

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[fluffernutter]

I may actually waste my time and watch this. To see all these girls gold-dig after mr Rich Man and then to find out he is just regular, it is going to be interesting just to see how fake one can be. Also may be interesting to see who likes him for him,

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