Bigfoot Goes Extinct!

[Yerdaddy]

<a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20021206/ap_wo_en_po/na_gen_us_obit_wallace_1" target="_blank">BIGFOOT DIES!</a>

Another of God's beautiful creatures has gone extinct. I think it's time we took our environment seriously. Bigfoot has now gone extinct and the American government never even felt it important enough to put it on the Endangered Species List. This is an outrage! First the Boobie, then the Spotted Owl, then Bigfoot! What's next? Blondes? Write your congressperson immediately to keep our wildlife safe.

In other news: The Ontario Enquirer has reported that Fez's fiance is sick. They have not been able to locate her address to send sympathy cards to, but footprints suspected to be hers have been found.

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It was a joke goddammit!

[El Mudo]

i bet that guy died smiling knowing all how stupid all the people who thought there really was a bigfoot were, and how many people bought his story...

i know i wouldve been laughing my ass off..

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[NewYorkDragons80]

In other news: The Ontario Enquirer has reported that Fez's fiance is sick.
Not much going on up North, is there?

The thing that got me about it was that the footprints were made by something whose weight was proportional to the size we thought Bigfoot would be. This guy knew what he was doing. They still say that there are 40 unidentified types of primates, so perhaps there is still hope that some type of primate with intelligence close to man does exist somewhere on this earth.

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-General Douglas MacArthur

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[ChickenHawk]

"The reality is,
Bigfoot just died," his son,
Michael, said.

Wow, this guy REALLY
thinks of his father as a
joke!


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[Yerdaddy]

The thing that got me about it was that the footprints were made by something whose weight was proportional to the size we thought Bigfoot would be.
easily explained:
But he said his mother admitted she had been photographed in a Bigfoot suit

But I didn't even know Paul O had a kid. Gi gi gi...

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It was a joke goddammit!

[NewYorkDragons80]

I wish these guys would fess up before they died. The Loch Ness monster guy had the same death bed confession.

"In war there is no substitute for victory."
-General Douglas MacArthur

"If gold should rust, what will iron do?"
-Geoffrey Chaucer

"Worship him, I beg you, in a way that is worthy of thinking beings.
-Romans 12:1

[DarkHippie]

"The fact is there was no Bigfoot in popular consciousness before 1958
this is a half-truth. while not in American culture, there is the Native American legend of the Wendigo.

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[Devils Advocate]

What about the cyborg sasquatch that had one blue eye and one green eye? Is that still alive, or has that gone extinct?

Oh, wait. I've gone and confused reality with old Six Million Dollar Man episodes again... :)

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

umm... excuse me i'm still
here... but i'm his cousin,
yett


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[Death Metal Moe]

I hope they buried him in the suit and feet.

You know, you can say whatever the fuck you want when someone dies.

When my father kicks off, I'm going to say he was the 2nd gunman on the grasy knoll so I can get my 15 minutes.

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[furie]

What's next? Blondes?


according to German scientists, yes

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