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undressa
12-06-2002, 01:32 PM
Three people in the past month, three different screen names, all imed me asking if I speak french. I don't and I don't understand it. I french kiss, I eat french fries but I do not speak freaken french. Why is this happening to me
Fallon
12-06-2002, 02:08 PM
Avec espoir ce website vous aidera hors la prochaine fois ils le message immdiat vous. http://www.freetranslation.com/index.htm
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undressa
12-06-2002, 02:47 PM
stop it
stomp stomp
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
canofsoup15
12-06-2002, 02:52 PM
I dont know french, BUT DAMN DO I LOVE SPANISH.
Tengo poo poo en mis pantelones: I have poo poo in my pants
Mi encanta grande y feo hermanas: I love big and ugly sisters.
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Sid Vicious Kitty
12-06-2002, 02:58 PM
Tengo poo poo en mis
pantelones
In my favorite language
Portuguese its:Tenho poo de
poo em minha calca.
Meow
This message was edited by Sid Vicious Kitty on 12-6-02 @ 7:01 PM
NewYorkDragons80
12-06-2002, 06:54 PM
Quelle est le probleme? Le langue de francais parle par beaucoup de la monde. Dans la futur, expectez voir plus des personnes, mon ami.
Tout de cette poste est de ma memoire, alors comment aimez-vous ces pommes?
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TheMojoPin
12-06-2002, 07:06 PM
Trompe le monde.
Cherchez la femme.
Er...that's it. And I lived in France. Pathetic.
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shamus mcfitzy
12-06-2002, 07:11 PM
Ich tuschen nur Jimmy Carter, Sie habe gettet. Steigen Sie meinen Fall schon ab.
oh sorry wrong post
jamesdiggy
12-06-2002, 07:14 PM
that's CHIEF Inspector Clouseau.
The Snozberries taste like Snozberries.
shamus mcfitzy
12-06-2002, 07:48 PM
Voldta meg. Voldta meg. Voldta meg min venn. Jeg er ikke den eneste. Oh Oh Oh, jeg er ikke den eneste. Jeg er ikke den eneste
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HordeKing1
12-06-2002, 08:48 PM
I french kiss, I eat french fries but I do not speak freaken french.
What about French Toast?
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LatinSpiceXoX
12-06-2002, 09:22 PM
I dont know french, BUT DAMN DO I LOVE SPANISH.
Papi, Tu eres tan chulo, mi amor.
Te quiero garrar por los cachetes gorditos y darte un beso muy sensual.
Quiero darte un masaje por todo tu cuerpo, para que te relajes.
Te voy a enamorar mi amorsito.
Voy a satisfacer ese deseo de tener una mujer pasionada, que te pueda ense¤ar, en realidad, como se hace el amor.
Dejame provar tus labios, y pecho, y brazos.
Dejame ser la primera mujer latina que te vuela loco.
Dejame entra dentro de tu ser, y en si, saber que nunca een tu vida has tenido un momento tan dulce y tan especial, como el que te dare!
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ToddEVF
12-06-2002, 09:42 PM
Vous pouvez plaire enlevez le fromage du chat de minet de la Grandmre?
translation: Can you please remove the cheese from grandma's kitty cat?
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DroopyGirl
12-07-2002, 02:05 AM
I don't know any french either, but..
als we dan toch bezig zijn hierzo, kunnen we dan geen nederlands gaan praten?
Klinkt een stuk beter in elk geval en is een stuk makkelijker voor mij! :P
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french bread pizza
12-07-2002, 04:40 AM
what do you have against french people..or french bread for that matter..
hehe..WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee
your welcome
undressa
12-07-2002, 08:01 AM
I have nothing against them as a whole, its the frenchies that keep iming me , I feel like someone who has been takein over by aleins and once in a while they contact me, I didn't mean to compare the french to aliens. Sorry french
ps I love french bread
reeshy
12-07-2002, 08:07 AM
Ich liebe dich!!!!
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undressa
12-07-2002, 08:09 AM
I can't belive how many people on here speak french, tell me its none of you
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
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FelixDasGato
12-07-2002, 10:36 AM
Today we will be having salad with fronch dressing. Fronch fries. Fronch bread. And to drink....Peru!
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De er all slik uvanlig. hvorfor taler Fransk nr De taler norsk? jeg tror heckler og thor blir enig med meg der.
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ToddEVF
12-07-2002, 11:59 AM
I can't belive how many people on here speak french, tell me its none of you
I don't speak french, I just used a translator to make that saying i said about the cheese and kitty cat
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Devils Advocate
12-07-2002, 02:29 PM
Today we will be having salad with fronch dressing. Fronch fries. Fronch bread. And to drink....Peru!
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El Mudo
12-07-2002, 03:16 PM
i have a spanish quote in my sig but i speak russian (just a little bit, i can carry on a really elementary conversation)
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french bread pizza
12-08-2002, 03:39 AM
i can speak ebonics
your welcome
Death Metal Moe
12-08-2002, 09:26 AM
The French will pay..........
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ShelleBink
12-08-2002, 10:04 AM
i spent a lot of time w/ french people
i fucked a french guy ((they are AMAZING with their tongues))
and i speak french.
so fuck u.
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SatCam
12-08-2002, 10:36 AM
Je suis intelligent, ne-ce pas? Je parle francais.
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HordeKing1
12-08-2002, 03:40 PM
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billyio
12-08-2002, 06:41 PM
Comment allez-vous,Y'all.
Je n'aime pas les gens francais mais, j'aime la langue.
See Ya!
El Mudo
12-08-2002, 08:23 PM
my favorite french phrase:
SUCK EEEEETTT!
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