worst christmas gift you ever got

[bam44]

I think the worst gift is every year at work we each pick a name out of a hat and we have to buy that person a gift ,usally a $15- $25 limit. Every year I get a basket with some old lady smelling soap. like rose petal,with a sponge and some other nasty shit,and every year I donate it to church for the less fortunate.I also got the little christmas tree that sings and shimmies, what the f do you do with that?

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

How Dare You? It's not about the gift, It's the thought that counts!!!!!

JUST KIDDING!!!!! OMG.. I've gotten some really sucky Christmas Gifts, but once I started working, I was able to get myself anything I wanted. So corny gifts didn't bother me.

Anyway, they're great for re-gifting!


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[TheGameHHH]

This pair of pants from some great aunt, they were like 5 sizes too small. It was like opening a gift that was supposed to be a reminder as to how out of touch we were.

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

Hey Game, I guarantee that was a regift!


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[Orallo]

A bag of gillette disposable razors and a can of shaving cream!!!

And that was from an aunt, when I was like 15 or 16.

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[FelixDasGato]

Socks! just socks, not even cool socks or funny Christmas socks...just socks.
Thanks Grandma!

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[walking joint]

my aunt once bought me a GIANT belt buckle with my first name initial. "S"...it was so stupid looking and i had to wear it when she came around the house the next few times.

[bigbaldirish]

i got a calendar for a secret santa gift last year, it's still on january. that was the worst gift i've ever gotten

[furie]

gloves & socks

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I got a little orange tree that died within a week as a secret Santa gift once...

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[furie]

an orange tree? what breed is that? a stapled maple?

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[FUNKMAN]

had a friend in work who was born/raised in Pennsy...
it wasn't really a gift but a Christmas Card...

it had a name crossed out and my name written below it...

i still appreciated it but thought it to be a bit wierd...

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[fluffernutter]

Almost every year I get a damn blue jean denim button down shirt from my Aunt and Uncle. I don't really want to complain but I really hate these and NEVER wear them. Plus the fact that they run a clothing store and just order the shirt from their suppliers catalogs also takes quite a bit away from it for me.

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[murfee]

i once got a regift .it was a mini coffy mug .but when i took it out of the box in there was a $50.i grabbed the $50 and smashed the mug .the sob that gave it to me found out bout the 50.and said it was the wrong gift they have somthing else for me .i told them i dropped it in the box .. later that night they were going thru my garbarge. but be for that i dumpped out my <P>

[bam44]

It's the thought that counts, <P> Yeah right! <P>Great for re-gifting. My gifts are too ugly to re-gift. <P>

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[Devils Advocate]

an orange tree? what breed is that? a stapled maple?

It was almost like a bonsai version of an orange tree, but in a box (a stupid box with a little plastic window - like you'd buy a toy in or someting). It was supposed to bear little mini oranges, but it died before it had the chance.

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[SatCam]

I dont have a specific worst gift, but anything under $20, that is not an electronic or are clothers suck. In 6th grade though, we did the secret santa thing, and the girl i liked picked my name out of the hat, and i picked hers (it had to be rigged). I was happy with what she got me...

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[SweetPea]

Almost every year I get a damn blue jean denim button down shirt from my Aunt and Uncle. I don't really want to complain but I really hate these and NEVER wear them.

You coul always donate them, or make them a blnket out of all the shirts.

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woohoo furie hasnt posted here yet about a gay lil teddy bear some weirdo gave him

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[Coco]

I know it is the thought that counts, but I feel like telling people "NO MORE PICTURE FRAMES"!

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[Dan-E]

A box of assorted colored printer paper that was later used in my fire place

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[penroadie]

It would have to be say candles!!! I don't understand why people insist on buying them for me. One of my best friends owns a candle store, so I get them pratically for free. <P>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

A sweater vest. I have never been, nor will I EVER be a sweater vest person.

Ironically, my MIL got the same one later that morning.

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[jaxoncoherent]

every year without fail grandma gives all the boys hooded zip up sweatchirts. i hate them and i have 23 of them in my closet.

My dad once got me a six pack of Dr. Pepper. very tasty

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[furie]

Do you guys think gift certificates are a bad gift?


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[Jack_Doff]

Every year for Christmas, Grandma gets me Red Cabbage. Every year. About 20 years this has been going on.

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I think when I was 5 I got this Wine box full of books from my great grandmother. and not children books, books for kids who are like 13-14

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Do you guys think gift certificates are a bad gift?


Gift certificates and gift cards rock! I love getting them!

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[mdr55]

Fruit Cake. It seems like people just recycle it for the next person.

Also homemade gifts. Yea Yea, I know, it's the thought and effort placed into making it, but it sure is cheap.



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A Playskool toy set. When I was 14.

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[Late2party]

Once I asked Santa for a 'Batman radio'.

I asked Santa for a Batman radio. Saying that twice to make you wonder what the fuck it means.

I wanted a walkie-talkie, like I saw on the UHF reruns of Batman, but noooo...

I didn't know how to explain it, didn't know the term 'walkie-talkie', and Santa didn't know what the fuck I was talking about, so I got

... a radio shaped like Batman. I dunno where the fuck they found it, and I wish I knew what happened to it, but by God I got a Batman radio.

I remember the disappointment of that Christmas well. Santa is horribly literal.

I was FOUR, before you dismiss me as an ingrate. Well, even after you do, I was 4.

Where the fuck did they find little mostly-pre-verbal Me a 'Batman radio'?

And what did little ingrate Me do with it? It's long since lost

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A chocolate covered kick.

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[monsterone]

in 2nd grade, we had a grab bag annd all i wanted was a slickee, but what do i get? a stupid piece of shit tree ornament that broke before i got it home. i still hate that shitbag fuck.

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[A.J.]

Do you guys think gift certificates are a bad gift?

To give or receive? I like them because it means you neither give nor receive some crappy gift.

As far as worst gift goes: my psycho cousin gave me a Bible Trivia game. It would have made Ned Flanders proud.

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[JustJon]

My old man gave me a carton of cigarettes and said "Smoke up Johnny!" It was a banner year in the Bender house.


And gift certs/cards are cool, but Bloomberg has been saying check out the card before you buy it. Some of them devalue very quickly.

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[Jennitalia]

my father gave my sisters and me each a bible. he found god, isn't that wonderful?

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[billyio]

I once got an orange Member's Only jacket for Christmas. Nothing more needs to be written.

In a way, I was a little orange ball of failure that holiday season.

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[blancostupido]

I got a bottle of aftershave that looked like a bottle of Cuervo, even had a plastic worm. To be nice, I put some on but it burned the skin on my neck for a week.

[Crippler]

I once got a ticket to see CATS from my girlfriend's mom. Not a terrible gift if I was a big fan of theater, or a cat lover, or gay, etc. But it's a long-standing fact between myself & her family that I detest cats, in general (and don't exactly love the theater). Her cat lived with us for a month before we sent it home to her mom, etc...so it seemed like a slap in the face.

But what made it worse is that it was a matching...her mom gave her one ticket, and gave me the other. At least if she had given her both tickets, she could have taken someone else...I don't care if my gift was a pair of socks.

And the final indignity...I'm a January baby, so it was my Christmas & birthday gift. Hoorah!

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[Justice4all]

Do you guys think gift certificates are a bad gift?



Actually I think they are a great gift. And if you do not know the person that well you can get like American Express gift Certificates, so they can use them almost anywhere.

My worst gift was getting a gift certificate to a store where I never shopped before. JM towne. At the time I hated shopping and it appaled me to even to to the mall to buy clothing. (Hey i was 17 at the time so....)
Now...I appreciate almost any gift certificate I get.

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[StupidGirlllll]

1 yr at the office we had a Secret Santa & I received a paper shredder, but it was wrapped so nice. I thought I got a good gift but it was a paper shredder to my amazement.

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[MattyBronx]

I once gave the worst gift ever.

For a Secret Santa gift I gave a girl I work with a beautiful basket full of homemade fudge, chocolate covered pretzels, and other delicious chocolate goodies.

She was a diabetic.

Merry Christmas! Here's a nice basket of poison for you.

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And the final indignity...I'm a January baby, so it was my Christmas & birthday gift. Hoorah!

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This message was edited by Crippler on 12-3-03 @ 4:50 PM

my brother birthday is on christmas day as kids we all ways thought that he got screwed cause all he got was money for his birthday not a bad thing but our mother would make him put it in the bank and not spend it
as for the worst gift i get it every year and i hate it the Hess truck i don 't know why i just hate it my uncle gives it to everyone every year i get it say thank you and shove it in my closet

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