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angrymissy
12-06-2002, 10:37 AM
Oh god this could be comedy gold. For some reason, this casting guy from MTV has my email addy. He knows I live close to Manhattan, so he always emails me and asks me to do these stupid MTV shows (becoming, etc). I never have, but this is fucking hilarious.

What's up ??? it's James / MTV Casting Dude

Sorry I haven't hit you with an email lately-

here's the deal...

Do you or any of your friends want your crib to get done over to look Like NELLY's crib.

I'm working on a BRAND NEW MTV show called "CRIB:CRASHERS" and
wondering if you can do me a favor helping me find some GUY Nelly fans. They - do
not - have to look like NELLY and ethnicity does not matter.

I need a guy Nelly fan who's 18-25 years old, who lives in New York City (or less than an 2 hrs by car from the city) and who wants to have his crib living room made over to look exactly like Nelly's gameroom that was on
Cribs.

Pretty Cool huh.

But this is the deal... I NOT ONLY need the NELLY fan but

THE MOST IMPORTANT PART !!! ....

I also need that DUDE to have at least 2-3 other friends around the same age who want to help MTV pull off the whole thing. IF YOU'RE AT SCHOOL NEAR NYC AND YOU'RE PART OF A COLLEGE fraternity.... THAT WOULD BE AWESOME ! BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE.

See cause the deal is we're NOT going to tell the fan we picked them...

We'll call you and or his friends and only the friends will be let in on the secret....

the fan will go away one day to work or whatever and while they're gone... the friends, a famous interior designer like Todd Oldman) and a full
MTV crew turn the place crazy and do the makeover and surprise the fan when they
walk in.

The most important thing is that the friends are cool katz with great
personalities... cause we're filming them the whole time as they help us paint and move stuff.

We're hoping that the friends make wise azz cracks and cut jokes the whole time about their friend and film them actually painting, nailing things in, moving video games around.

So listen if you have any ideas... or you hang with a crew and you know one of them is really into Nelly hit me back so we can figure out how I can get pictures from you so I can see what they look like and give you even
more specific info.

If you can help I need you to email me or call me 212-654-6258..
ASAP...
right now... whenever you're reading this... (NO MATTER HOW LATE AT NIGHT... OR EARLY MORNING)

BUT I have to get a call or email from you no later than this Sunday 12/8...
because my boss wants me to show her who I think would be good Monday morning 12/9.-


Anyone down to pretend they like nelly. How gay is this casting director guy, trying to use all the "hip" slang?

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This message was edited by angrymissy on 12-6-02 @ 2:41 PM

Knowledged_one
12-06-2002, 10:41 AM
man it sure is getting hot in herrrre, i better put on my air force ones

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angrymissy
12-06-2002, 10:42 AM
I want someone to do it, then ask the MTV people why Nelly always has that bandaid on his face

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ChrisTheCop
12-06-2002, 10:44 AM
most recent pic of james from mtv personnel file: <html> <img src="http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/7197/lanafurl.jpg"> </html>

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12-06-2002, 10:49 AM
I vote for death metal moe!!!!

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Aggie
12-06-2002, 10:56 AM
then ask the MTV people why Nelly always has that bandaid on his face


missy, he wears it as a sign for his best friend who is in jail. i think he's one of the st. lunatics, but that's why he wears it.

oh, and i think fatty should pretend to be the nelly fan. he wouldn't even have to pretend.

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This message was edited by Aggie on 12-6-02 @ 2:58 PM

ChrisTheCop
12-06-2002, 11:06 AM
dont make fun of fatty.

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angrymissy
12-06-2002, 11:09 AM
NJDM needs to do this. How funny would this be.

Holllllla, its gettin hot in here...

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IrishAlkey
12-06-2002, 11:10 AM
Missy, I'll e-mail you Figgy's phone number.

Let's set this up, STAT!

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Aggie
12-06-2002, 11:11 AM
sorry chris, i didn't know you already wanted the job


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fatty
12-06-2002, 11:12 AM
dont make fun of fatty.


nice, 5-0 got my back. i'd like to do it but i'm busy on another new t.v. show for mtv, odd couple 2003 with me and chris the cop.

one busts dealers and the other buys from them in this hilarious new ripoff about a cop and a pot smoker who just happen to live together and get in crazy adventures. watch them fight when the chris's latest bust gets fatty in trouble when it turns out to be the guy he was going to get a bag from.

watch it next week on mtv between "no videos ever" monday and "reality shows you couldn't give less of a shit about" wednesday.

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angrymissy
12-06-2002, 11:14 AM
i am assuming whomever did this, would get lots of free shit to put in their room

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wilee
12-06-2002, 11:17 AM
Geez! How many Trading Spaces/While You Were Out knock-offs are there?

I know about VH-1's "Rock the House", but now MTV is adding yet another NON-MUSIC program to the list?

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TheGameHHH
12-06-2002, 11:21 AM
missy, he wears it as a sign for his best friend who is in jail. i think he's one of the st. lunatics, but that's why he wears it.
I heard it's for his brother who's in jail, not his friend.

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angrymissy
12-06-2002, 11:22 AM
But why a bandaid? and why on his face? this troubles me deeply

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Aggie
12-06-2002, 11:23 AM
I heard it's for his brother who's in jail, not his friend.


sorry mr. nelly expert. why don't you do the show.


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canofsoup15
12-06-2002, 11:29 AM
watch it next week on mtv between "no videos ever" monday and "reality shows you couldn't give less of a shit about" wednesday.


So funny,yet so true.

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jocefus
12-06-2002, 11:30 AM
Holllllla, its gettin hot in here...

so take off all your clothes.


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ChrisTheCop
12-06-2002, 11:30 AM
another new t.v. show for mtv, odd couple 2003 with me and chris the cop.


I dont like seeds seeds seeds in my pot pot pot. (only odd couple fans will find that mildly amusing). Or we could go on Lets Make a Deal! ..anywho, anyone notice Aggie's been very defensive since she gave up smoking? whats up with that?

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TheMojoPin
12-06-2002, 03:35 PM
You'll have better luck finding a male Ja Rule fan. Or Ja Rule's fantastically non-existent penis.

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