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Texan Killed Friend Who Drank Last Cold Beer
BANDERA, Texas (Reuters) - A jury on Thursday handed a life prison sentence to a Texas man who shot and killed a longtime friend he accused of drinking the last beer in his refrigerator.
Jurors deliberated for less than two hours before passing the sentence on Steven Brasher, 42, for the murder of Willie Lawson, 39, on Nov. 5 last year.
"There was only two beers left, so I took one, and I told Willie not to take my last beer," Brasher said in a taped statement that was played during the trial.
Testimony showed Brasher shot Lawson in the head with a pistol after the two began arguing over the missing beer. Brasher maintained the shooting was an accident.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-06-2002, 07:00 AM
And, what's the problem here?
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I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.
irishkb
12-06-2002, 07:04 AM
BANDERA, Texas (Reuters) - A jury on Thursday handed a life prison sentence to a Texas man who shot and killed a longtime friend he accused of drinking the last beer in his refrigerator.
just another good reason why family should not date,fuck and get one another pregnant.. god damn hicks...
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TheGameHHH
12-06-2002, 10:30 AM
HAHA oh man, crazy Texans
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Aggie
12-06-2002, 10:39 AM
3 Things are holy in Texas:
Football
Guns
AND
Beer
Now you see why I love it here??
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Sheeplovr
12-06-2002, 10:48 AM
Wasnt this a budwiser comerical
number 333 its the way to be
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TheMojoPin
12-06-2002, 03:37 PM
3 Things are holy in Texas:
Football
Guns
AND
Beer
Wow, shocker.
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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
It has happened again:
Man Suspected of Killing Woman Over a Beer (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=3&u=/nm/20030822/od_nm/beer_dc)
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Jennitalia
08-22-2003, 08:54 AM
I'm sure the bitch deserved it.
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high fly
08-22-2003, 08:59 AM
Textbook cases of "Justifiable homicide".
A bunch of us carpenters hang out at a woodworking shop. It is a rule that if you drink the last beer that, in the same motion that you throw the can across the shop in the general direction of the trash can, you must rise and be on your way to buy the next 12 pack.
Fortunately there is a convenience store about 50 yards away so we don't even have to drive.
" and they ask me why I drink"
FUNKMAN
08-22-2003, 09:02 AM
and i thought the Bud-Bowl was violent...
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Mike Teacher
08-22-2003, 11:22 AM
Wasnt this a budweiser comerical
Beats me; but I Love the way that Bud tastes; especially brewed at that fine plant next to Newark Airport, which, if memory serves, is the single largest producing plant of Bud in the nation.
Ahh..that crisp clean Newark spring water....
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high fly
08-22-2003, 11:29 AM
"tastes great!"
"less filling!"
"Tastes Great!!"
"Less Filling!!"
"TASTES GREAT!!!"
"LESS FILLING!!!"
"TASTES GREAT!!!!"
"FUCK YOU! "
BLAM!
" and they ask me why I drink"
high fly
08-23-2003, 11:05 AM
(cough)
" and they ask me why I drink"
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