Pissing Your Name in the Snow. [Archive]

Captain Rooster

12-05-2002, 04:14 PM

Oh, you know you (guys at least) do it each and every year.

If you say no, I will say, "You , sir, are a liar!"

I always try to write as much of my name as possible in the snow. I can usually make it through my first name, middle name, and confirmation name. I rarely finish my last name. Damn dehydration!

Then I spit on the spot and scream, "Own's IT!"

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irishkb

12-05-2002, 04:19 PM

that is almost as fun as seeing how long of trail of pee you can make when walking backwards... hahaha got 30 feet one time.. thanks to a lot of beer...

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EffMeBoobs

12-05-2002, 04:23 PM

That must be hard to do while holding your leg up at the same time. Oh and a little bit of advice.....pee-written names don't show up well on trees, try wagging your tail over a clear plot of snow. Good luck!

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Ryan the Great

12-05-2002, 04:23 PM

I rarely finish my last name. Damn dehydration

i always make sure that i hold it in for a really long time, like a day, that way it all builds up, then i can pee out my first, last, and even my middle name

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ChrisTheCop

12-05-2002, 04:27 PM

dude, thats so gay.

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Katylina

12-05-2002, 04:27 PM

I have such penis envy. I can't even write a "K" when I piss on the snow, let alone my whole entire name.

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Ants In My Pants

12-05-2002, 04:29 PM

Pfft, amateurs. I write my name with semen.

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Captain Rooster

12-05-2002, 04:33 PM

dude, thats so gay.

DOH! Whatta lob I sent up.

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SoLost22

12-05-2002, 04:37 PM

Why wait for it to snow, i've become a big fan of peeing outdoors when i'm drunk all year round.

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Contra

12-05-2002, 06:47 PM

i christened my backyard today with the fresh snow! so much fun.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

12-05-2002, 06:53 PM

I've done it. And my first name has 7 letters.

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ADF

12-05-2002, 07:50 PM

John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt must've drank a gall on of near beer to finish that bad boy.

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LatinSpiceXoX

12-05-2002, 07:59 PM

I've done it. And my first name has 7 letters.
You're Da' Man!

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PanterA

12-05-2002, 08:17 PM

Pleeeeease look what I sculpted using just my urine:

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TheMojoPin

12-05-2002, 08:39 PM

Pee makes polar bears drunk. Please stop.

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MHasegawa

12-05-2002, 11:53 PM

I was actually forced to. My friend's brother got drunk and fell asleep in the bathtub. There's no way I'm pissing next to a naked, sleeping, lush. So I went outside and wrote my name in perfect cursive.

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A.J.

12-06-2002, 05:35 AM

"A.J." -- real easy to do.

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Jennitalia

12-06-2002, 05:42 AM

I lost a game of asshole once and i had to do it. it's kind of hard hopping around with your pants down in a foot of snow, trying to spell Jennie, while being bombed off your ass

guys have it SO easy!

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TheMojoPin

12-06-2002, 06:37 AM

Now you can send people pee-mail. Waddle-doodle.

http://www.pee-mail.com/

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TomPoo

12-06-2002, 07:03 AM

I pissed my name in the snow last night. I admit it.

I tried to get my dog to write her name, but she could even get out the "K" in Koda

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JustJon

12-06-2002, 08:28 AM

proud of yourself, are ya?

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JerseyRich

12-06-2002, 08:41 AM

I tried to get my dog to write her name, but she could even get out the "K" in Koda
You gotta get down there, grab it...and take control!

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silera

12-06-2002, 08:49 AM

You gotta get down there, grab it...and take control!

Seems like you've done this before.

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