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TheGameHHH
12-05-2002, 02:30 PM
Does anybody else think this guy sucks at making movies? What the hell is this bullshit with him turning into different things? Animals, girls, and such. Can you believe somebody actually gives him millions of dollars to turn out this crap?! I'm sorry but I'm just fed up with him, and I didn't even realize it until I watched South Park last week and they tooled on him endlessly along with that "douche" John Edward.

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LatinSpiceXoX
12-05-2002, 02:33 PM
I don't care what Jessie says, I refuse to see that movie tomorrow.
I'd rather pay four tickets to see 'Maid In Manhattan' (who wants to come?), rather than see that flick.
UGH! He SUCKS!!!!!!!

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Ryan the Great
12-05-2002, 02:35 PM
yea i never used to have a problem with him but now i really really hate him. he is the actor that i hate the most out of every other actor in the history of actors. i hope this movie tanks worse than any movie in the history of tanking.

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Death Metal Moe
12-05-2002, 02:38 PM
HA! I've been meaning to start the same thread! SCHNEIDER SUCKS!

Those South Park parody movie trailers of him on last week's show were RIGHT ON.

He was a Male Prostitute. He was a guy who was an animal. Now he's a young girl in his horribly deformed body?

What an ass. I wouldn't go see this movie if I was Magic Johnson and watching it was the cure for AIDS.

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TheGameHHH
12-05-2002, 02:47 PM
I wouldn't go see this movie if I was Magic Johnson and watching it was the cure for AIDS.
First off, I rule cause I beat Moe to starting a thread. And Secondly Magic Johnson did beat AIDS.

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ChrisTheCop
12-05-2002, 02:52 PM
he became a male prostitute. then he became an animal. then he became a girl! Now...dont miss Rob Schneider in his best performance to date! When he becomes....The STAPLER!!!! <html> <img src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/stapler.gif"> </html>

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spoon
12-05-2002, 03:11 PM
Deuce, however was a funny flick. The new films, awful. I would like to see the rest of the carrot flick though. That bunny kicked ass!

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Fallon
12-05-2002, 04:01 PM
Rob Schneider der der der der, der der, der der der der!

I loved Deuce Bigalow, don't have a problem with Rob's acting.

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Sheeplovr
12-05-2002, 04:11 PM
i wish There was makeing copies guy movie but thats about it

other wise he can melt

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Devils Advocate
12-05-2002, 04:27 PM
It's sad - the funniest movies Rob Schneider could make are the ones they parodied on South Park.

Oh, and he ruined the Third Chanukah song...

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NewYorkDragons80
12-05-2002, 05:26 PM
That South Park was f-ing hysterical. Does anyone else find themselves suddenly singing "HE'S THE BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE"

Dee derpee derp dee derp dee dum

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Dave from Queens
12-05-2002, 06:54 PM
how can you people not see the greatness that is rob schnieder...the great bellhop of home alone 2, his amazing 2 lines in Little Nicky, YOU CAN DO IT. the man is a hero. a true american hero..

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Contra
12-05-2002, 07:04 PM
yeah the animal wasnt that good, and this new flick looks stupid as hell. i did like deuce bigalow tho. he does funny supporting roles and i think he should stick to them.

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ChrisTheCop
12-05-2002, 07:04 PM
His best line ever was in Demolition man: "We're Police Officers! We're not equipped to handle this kind of violence" ..then it all went sour.

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Death Metal Moe
12-05-2002, 07:42 PM
How is this guy NOT the next Sean Connery after that stunning performance in Judge Dred too.

I can just hear James Lipton iinterviewing him now Inside the Actors Studio:

"And after your mesmerizing yet Box Office Poisioning performance in The Hot Chick, you attemped to take your own life. Why?"

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SoLost22
12-05-2002, 07:58 PM
Rob Schneider was somewhat funny on Saturday Night Live, since then he has pretty much sucked.

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SoLost22
12-05-2002, 07:59 PM
The only time he is funny in a movie is when it's a movie written by someone else, and he only has a small cameo (waterboy)
RF Godfather
12-06-2002, 03:32 AM
He's almost as bad as well... *thinks for a few minutes then hours* I'll get back to you on that.

...

What about Chris Kattan, da Mango?

AnyWHO, he has to be one of my people, Rob Schneider, Filipino?!? Nooo...

We got alot of talent in our pool (sarcasm implied): him, Tia Carrera (sp?) (at least she is hot) and Lou Diamond Phillips!

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TheMojoPin
12-06-2002, 06:41 AM
Tia Carrera (sp?)

Isn't she Hawaiian(sp?)?

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12-06-2002, 06:45 AM
Isn't she Hawaiian(sp?)?


Partly.

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RF Godfather
12-06-2002, 01:02 PM
Partly.Partly Filipina too. Check it.

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canofsoup15
12-06-2002, 01:16 PM
Rob scheneider is blah blahdy blah blah blah in blahdy blah blah blah. That was so damn funny.

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JustJon
12-06-2002, 01:48 PM
"I'm a filipino jew. I gotta go light a pig"

And because you people keep screwing up the scene...
[Movie trailer. First scene is a disco dance floor. Rob Schneider is dancing around like John Travolta]
Announcer: Rob Schneider derp de derp. [next scene: he's walking down a city street when a pretty woman passes by. He looks back at her] Derp de derpity derpy derp. [he runs into a light standard. Next scene: he's a lab technician working with nitrogen. He drinks a strange liquid] Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. [Rob is shown dancing like a monkey on the street] Derp de derp. [he's in a house begging like a dog in front of a woman] da teedily dumb.
Rob Schneider: [rises a bit, then starts falling backwards down the stairs] Whoa! [hits the ground floor landing]
Announcer: From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.



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jafter
12-06-2002, 02:23 PM
Quote:
Tia Carrera (sp?)
Isn't she Hawaiian(sp?)?


Not sure of her nationality, but she is nude in this months Playboy.

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metalsatan
12-07-2002, 09:17 AM
Ruins his movies, as well as Adam Sandlers...on the other hand yeah it is Adam Sandler that ruins his own movies. Rob Schneider sucks though, like they couldnt get someone else to act like an animal, jeez!

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