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PrivatePyle
12-05-2002, 09:51 AM
Any Thing with Jackie Chan
Michael Fury
12-05-2002, 10:08 AM
Speed.
Your bark was loud, but your bite wasn't vicious
And them rhymes you were kickin were quite bootylicious
Tall_James
12-05-2002, 10:32 AM
"Fast Times At Ridgemont High"
I just never thought it was that funny, barring the Sean Penn stuff with Mr. Hand. After that, just another '80s piece of California crap in my opinion.
One more? OK...I thought "American Beauty" was not worthy of Best Picture. It had its moments but...
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12-05-2002, 10:34 AM
Austen Powers 3: Goldmember.
OK, I admit the first 2 were kinda stupid/cute.
This was just about the most assinine movie ever. Could it have possibly made any money in the theatres?
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Jobberific
12-05-2002, 10:34 AM
Dances With Wolves.
The Big Ass Club: These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined.
TheMojoPin
12-05-2002, 11:04 AM
"Braveheart". ("Roby Roy" and "Michael Collins" do it much, much better)
"Full Metal Jacket". (Boot camp part, fantastic. Everything else is a halfassed mess. ENGLAND IS NOT VIETNAM, STANLEY!)
The first(fourth) "Star Wars". (You know it, I know it, "Empire" rules all)
"Goodfellas". (Not a bad movie at all, but "Casino" destroys it.)
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ChickenHawk
12-05-2002, 11:11 AM
Most overrated movie
EVER: Amelie
It was OKAY for a foreign
film, but Jesus, these fake
intellectuals make like it's
an ingenius gift from God!
UGH! Just for that I HATE
IT.
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jafter
12-05-2002, 01:14 PM
American Beauty!!!!
How that movie won any Oscars is beyond me. I was hoping they all would die a quick horrible death so the movie would be over sooner.
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Jobberific
12-05-2002, 01:30 PM
Crash, Existenz, Titanic, The Sixth Sense, The Blair Witch Project. The list goes on and on.
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LatinSpiceXoX
12-05-2002, 02:21 PM
Me Myself & Irene
Dr. Doolittle
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yarpwizard
12-05-2002, 02:27 PM
Out of Africa <P>
Annie Hall <P>
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12-05-2002, 11:39 PM
-XXX
-The Fast and the Furious
-Spider-Man
But don't take my word for it...Doot-Doo-Doot!!
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WintersEmbers
12-06-2002, 04:23 AM
yarp beat me to it, but i have antoher one.
English Patient.
viddy what todd did!
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Jackie Sloan
12-06-2002, 04:58 AM
Forrest Gump. Good film yes, Oscar great no.
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12-06-2002, 06:27 AM
Another Oscar blunder.
The Unforgiven one of Clint Eastwoods worst movies.
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The American President. "New Classic" my ass.
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12-06-2002, 08:39 AM
Braveheart
Damn movie bored me to tears.
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12-06-2002, 10:50 AM
Shindlers List
jsut cause its about the hollocuast doesnt mean we have to like it
it should have been more up beat
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ChickenHawk
12-06-2002, 10:55 AM
Me Myself & Irene
I think the entire world
unanimously agrees that movie
was a disaster. I've never heard
it get overrated.
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JerryTaker
12-06-2002, 11:16 AM
American Beauty!!!!
Or as friend of mine refers to it: "Glorified after-school special"
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12-06-2002, 11:51 AM
Eraserhead Lynch has an interesting sensibility that can reach near greatness on occasion but that movie is an experiment that should have never been released. <P>
Blair Witch Project I second Jobberific on that one. A decent student project but the future of the genre? Uh, no. <P>
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12-06-2002, 11:55 AM
Jerry Macguire (and just about anything else with Tom Cruise in it).
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12-06-2002, 01:48 PM
fellowship of the rings
spirited away
was i the only one not to love those movies?
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RonMwangaguhunga
12-06-2002, 01:49 PM
Scary Movie, the Matrix, Charlie's Angels, Analyze this are all crap movies.
TheKnicks23
12-06-2002, 07:14 PM
Pearl Harbor sucked
Jackie Chan
Have you seen any of his stuff from China? That stuff is amazing, check out The Legend of Drunken Master. The fighthing sequences are great.
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jaxoncoherent
12-08-2002, 12:51 PM
i might anger a few people but GLADIATOR SUCKED.
and the most overrated movie ever: Fight Club!
Its a bunch of macho bullshit and has such underlying homosexual tension its gross. i mean come on! I have paternal issues so lets get together and take a our shirts off and fight out our aggressions. pretty gay
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canofsoup15
12-08-2002, 01:02 PM
fellowship of the rings
the Matrix
Those two films were excellent, and were never THAT overrated. I have to say Spiderman is the most overrated movie EVER. Good, yea, as good as they say it is, as good as a 1000$ life size doll, HELL NO.
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TheMojoPin
12-08-2002, 01:28 PM
and the most overrated movie ever: Fight Club!
Its a bunch of macho bullshit and has such underlying homosexual tension its gross.
Then you're actually getting it. It's a comedy. A bleak, dark comedy, but overall, definitely a comedy. It's supposed to be poking fun at the contrast between today's therapy, support group mentality and the idea that men are supposed to be some kind of primal, alpha-male sort of figure at the same time. I think it's hilarious.
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Patches
12-08-2002, 02:18 PM
I'll second Spider-man and also add Wag the Dog, that just sucked.
Fight Club was awesome.
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jaxoncoherent
12-08-2002, 04:02 PM
you really think fight club was intended to be a comedy i don't i mean it might have some satirical value but i don't thinkit was intedned to be comedic
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TheMojoPin
12-08-2002, 04:09 PM
you really think fight club was intended to be a comedy i don't i mean it might have some satirical value but i don't thinkit was intedned to be comedic
Read the book. Check out interviews with the author. Re-watch the movie. Listen to the DVD commentary with Norton, Pitt and the director.
Too many people take this movie too seriously. I was laughing my ass off when I saw it in the theater. Very faithful to the book...
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Tall_James
12-08-2002, 06:22 PM
The Unforgiven one of Clint Eastwoods worst movies.
Amen to that. How that piece of shit managed to get Best Picture is beyond me. "The Outlaw Josey Wales" blows it away.
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Bob Impact
12-08-2002, 06:31 PM
you really think fight club was intended to be a comedy i don't i mean it might have some satirical value but i don't thinkit was intedned to be comedic
To quote the great Vince McMahon, "You, sir, don't GET IT."
Overrated, i'll second most of the movies on this list, and add most of the movies Adam Sandler has done, as well as The Vigin Suicides and Sophie's Choice.
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TheMojoPin
12-08-2002, 06:36 PM
"Saving Private Ryan" takes the cake for me.
Technically and cinematically, the greatest war film ever. Storywise, character-wise, plotwise, it's strictly 50's softshoe pap.
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jaxoncoherent
12-09-2002, 02:50 PM
i guess i missed it. I laughed at how stupid it was but i don't think it was marketed as a comedy. I could harly get through it once. I'll take your word for it. either way you are right people do take that movie to seriously
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walking joint
12-09-2002, 02:53 PM
to me it's Ferris Buellers Day Off. when I was younger everyone loved the movie. I couldn't stand the movie. i still hate Mathew Broderick to this day because of it.
walking joint
12-09-2002, 02:53 PM
to me it's Ferris Buellers Day Off. when I was younger everyone loved the movie. I couldn't stand the movie. i still hate Mathew Broderick to this day because of it.
travis151
12-09-2002, 03:00 PM
You guys are killing me "unforgiven" was a great "western" Fight Club was awesome. Sorry but Forrest Gump was just to campy.
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12-09-2002, 03:16 PM
Dragonfly starring kevin costnar anything about a widower and ghost sucks monkey ass
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FMJeff
12-09-2002, 04:04 PM
i'm almost disgusted by some of these selections....
::Dances With Wolves::
WHAT? This film is an absolute treasure.
::Schindler's List::
You're kidding me, right? I don't think the goal of a Holocaust film is for you to "like it".
::Forrest Gump::
Not Oscar caliber? So creative...so sublime...
::American Beauty::
Like its successor, Six Feet Under, an incredible piece of work.
::The Unforgiven one of Clint Eastwoods worst movies. ::
I thought it was one of his best.
::Dragonfly::
Since when was fucking Dragonfly EVER overrated? Look up overrated.
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The Chairman
12-10-2002, 01:09 AM
I will interpret the term "overrated" literally, which in my definition means films that were well loved, won awards or were critically acclaimed. (This eliminates insipid movies such as Star Wars Attack or the Clones, Dune, Ishtar, etc.)
Brazil - sucked and I LOVE weird arty movies.
Out of Africa - should have been called "Out of Ambien."
Titanic - so bad I didn't see it.
Good Will Hunting - implausible, sophomoric, amateur, terrible.
The Sixth Sense - perhaps the most overrated movie of all time and one of the worst.
A Beautiful Mind - moronic fictionalized and Hollywoodized retelling of a decent story. Russell Crowe looks like John Nash like Manute Bol looks like Danny Devito. Jennifer Connelly looks like his wife like Oprah Winfrey looks like Halle Berry. What about the fact that he was also gay? Lilo and Stich is a more faithful adaptation of this interesting story.
Platoon - two words, not in order: Now Apocalypse
Do the Wrong Thing - there must be at least twenty African American directors better than Spike Lee, although I couldn't name one of them.
Pulp Fiction - Not bad, but overrated.
The English Patient - hate to sound sexist, but I do have a Y chromosome, which prevents me from "getting", "liking", "digging" this one.
Saving Private Ryan - for sanguinary scenes check The Wild Bunch. For a war movie based on historical fact you're better off watching Kingpin.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - I knew a few Ninjas. They didn't use wires. Jet Lee in Fist of Legend didn't need them either.
Signs - Another sign that M. Night whatever his name is.... is grossly overrated. I don't know what is worse, his believing his hype or the critics.
Spiderman - I didn't like comics as a kid nor did I like Tolkien. Both Spiderman and LOTR were faithful adaptations and excellent realizations of the source material. Having said that: LOTR made Spiderman look like the Teletubbies.
and the most overrated:
In The Bedroom -an amateurish stinker from a first time director that looked like an amateurish stinker from a first time director. Except it was nominated for all those Academy Awards. Marisa Tomei might do a good Brooklyn accent, but Fritz Hollings can do a better Maine accent than she did in this waste of film. And to think she was nominated for an Oscar!
I vehemently disagree with those who didn't like, or rather "get" the phenomenal Fight Club. It was not comedy (I read the book in hardcover before the movie rights were sold, saw the movie 10 times and have the Collector's DVD.) Nor is it homoerotic IMHO. It is instead a scathing Swiftian satire....a condemnation of our soulless fake society and its commercialism, as well as a brilliant depiction of white male rage. Fincher is brilliant and the movie is clearly misunderstood. Like a `97 Napa Cabernet, this movie will only get better with age.
Lord of the Rings - If you don't like it because you don't like fantasy and adventure, fine. But saying it was overrated or not a good movie is like saying blue is a bad depiction of color. There are few instances that a book has been better realized on film. It was robbed of the Oscar.
I am now eagerly awaiting a "Critically Overlooked/Underrated Movie" thread.
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TheMojoPin
12-10-2002, 08:10 AM
It was not comedy
It is instead a scathing Swiftian satire
Eh, you're dismissing the massively overt absurdist nature of the film a little too easily. You ARE supoosed to laugh at a lot of it, and should. It's brilliantly funny.
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12-10-2002, 08:11 AM
I'm going over Kaga's films one by one.
Brazil-Basically just a collection of a few great, sinpired scenes, and the rest is just an aimless mess. And the director's cut is even worse.
Titanic-When I was a kid, and they "found" the Titanic, I became fascinated with its history and spent the next year reading every book I could find on the ship. So that being said, "Titanic" LOOKED fantastic, but I've seen better romances written in a Burger King bathroom. And Zane's villian was so absurdly, over-the-top, "Booga-BOO!!!" evil it wasn't funny.
Good Will Hunting-Amusing, halfway decent little film that I can enjoy. But Oscar-worthy? Please. If Affleck and Damon actually looked like the rest of us "real" screenwriters, they would have been held at bay off of that podium with flaming sticks.
The Sixth Sense-Loved it the first time I saw it. Since then, I never knew a filmmaker could make a movie that's the cinematic equivalent of a Mission: Impossible tape: "this film will self-destruct if you watch it more than once." What, did M. Knight think people would only watch it once?
A Beautiful Mind-I enjoyed it, simply because I pretended like it was a wholly fictional film, as opposed to being based on the actual fascinating biography. I think the performances are fantastic, so I'm willing to let it slide. But when people try to promote it as a "true-life" tale, it frustrates me. But Fluffer, go and read the book. He wasn't gay, he had bi-tendencies for a brief period of his life several decades ago. He was also apparently somewhat anti-Semetic, and somewhat of a "stud". Go figure. Maybe Crowe wasn't such a bad choice.
Platoon-Is what it is. You either love it or you don't. And that usually means you love Oliver Stone's other films or you don't. I'm in the former on both counts. "Platoon" and "Apocalypse Now" are only similar in that they're set in Vietnam. Other than that, they are two radically different types of films, and can't really be compared.
Do The Right Thing-BOOOOOOO. Awesome film. You're own your own here. Lee has a LOT of flaws as a filmmaker ("Shit, I can't end my films. Let's throw in some VIOLENCE! That'll make it DEEP!"), but he's produced some stunning films in the last 15 years, and to me, this is one of them.
Pulp Fiction-Again, I gotta leave you on this. This was the first film I saw, at age 15, where I realized you can do ANYTHING you want in a film, but not have it bogged down with dorktacular F/X or pretentious European art crap. It made me want to be a filmmaker, and I can still watch it anytime and love it like it was the first.
English Patient-Exactly.
Saving Private Ryan-I already bit this one. Awful story, wretched and flimsy characterization, hypocritical and confounding plot twists. But visually, and froma technical standpoint, it's stunning. I don't know what you find "inaccurate" about the film, since only the D-Day sequence is based on a true-life occurance. The general consensus seems to be that it's one of the more millitarilly(sp?)-accurate films Hollywood has churned out. Ah well, "Thin Red Line" was better anyways.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon-If you think it's just about the "ninjas"(What?), it's best to just turn the TV off and move on. And it's "Jet Li". And he can't fly. Sorry.
Signs-Worse than "The Sixth Sense". Aliens are killed by water, so they come to a planet made of 2/3's of the stuff, and with people who are primarily made of water. Wha-?!? And why is Gibson's character's faith even challenged at all? It makes no sense.
Spider-Man-Again, comparing this with LOTR is like comparing apples and hockey. What's the point? And you said it yourself, you didn't and don't like comics. So why are you going to like a film that's basically a giant comci book come to life? For the fans, it was a thing of beauty, and a nice piece of escapist fun. For everyone else, I don't give a shit.
LOTR-Looked great. And as someone who hasn't read the books, I was genuinely interested in a lot of what happened. But it h
ChickenHawk
12-10-2002, 08:17 AM
Do the Wrong Thing -
there must be at least twenty
African American directors better
than Spike Lee, although I
couldn't name one of them.
I believe the name of the film is
"Do The Right Thing". Also, I just
farted.
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12-10-2002, 08:22 AM
::Schindler's List::
You're kidding me, right? I don't think the goal of a Holocaust film is for you to "like it".
yes i was kidding
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TheMojoPin
12-10-2002, 08:33 AM
::Forrest Gump::
Not Oscar caliber? So creative...so sublime...
Now YOU'RE joking, right? It's only sublime if "sublime" means being beaten to death with a sack of Hallmark cards.
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12-10-2002, 08:46 AM
adam sandler movies, titanic, jim carey movies, signs
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12-10-2002, 10:12 AM
-XXX
-The Fast and the Furious
-Spider-Man
But I love Tobey!!!!!! :(
I was gonna marry him one day... after he got done whoring himself out with Hollywood tramps
I have more to list now
- Pearl Harbor
- Godzilla
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jaxoncoherent
12-10-2002, 02:47 PM
Spike Lee is an amzing director and Do the right thing was an awesome movie. It is a film that looked eeply into race relations in an urban setting. Spike lee hs talent
Fight Club is homoerotic like many other films i.e. Swingers
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MHasegawa
12-10-2002, 04:03 PM
I also have to add "Nightmare Before Christmas". I can't stand this movie! Every Halloween all of my friends' schill this thing, and even worse they do it again during the Christmas season as well. My friends' really annoy me sometimes.
But don't take my word for it...Doot-Doo-Doot!!
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12-10-2002, 04:14 PM
titanic
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12-10-2002, 04:23 PM
Definitely Titanic.
"We're about to die OH MY GOD!!! Wait a sec.... this is where we first met."
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jafter
12-10-2002, 06:08 PM
::American Beauty::
Like its successor, Six Feet Under, an incredible piece of work.
Piece of crap. I wanted to kill everyone in that movie. Annette Benning the whining soccer mom who decided to try and sell houses. What an obnoxious bitch.
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FMJeff
12-11-2002, 11:11 AM
Now YOU'RE joking, right? It's only sublime if "sublime" means being beaten to death with a sack of Hallmark cards.
What you call "beating to death with Hallmark cards" I call inspirational. Man, I didn't realize all films had to be moody and depressing to be considered artistic and oscar-worthy. Besides, Forrest Gump isn't sappy over-sentimentalism anyway. The supporting characters are flawed and real and through Gumps nature they are, in thier own way, saved by Forrest, who even transcends his own limitations (and never realizes he does). We can't forget the ingenious use of time and setting in this film either. They are like characters themselves.
This is not a film that over-sentimentalizes the retarded. Rent "I am Sam" or "The Other Sister" if you want to see something like that. Gump is slow, but he is a proud man and a good man and I like this movie.
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Mr Self Destruct
12-11-2002, 02:14 PM
and I like this movie.
I think your personal bias is glossing over the facts here. I feel as strongly about Michael J. Fox's "Secret of My Success" as you do about Gump. But if I championed that movie, I might get ridiculed. I know it has to do with nostalgia and my own
preferences. The movie was written and directed very well, But it sucked anyway. Way Overrated.
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The Chairman
12-11-2002, 04:27 PM
Eh, you're dismissing the massively overt absurdist nature of the film a little too easily. You ARE supoosed to laugh at a lot of it, and should. It's brilliantly funny.
Fight Club is one of my favorite movies of all time.
Of course, there are VERY FUNNY moments in the film; I also laughed out loud throughout. But it is NOT a comedy.
Reservoir Dogs had hysterical moments but you won't find that in the comedy aisle either.
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TheMojoPin
12-11-2002, 04:34 PM
Of course, there are VERY FUNNY moments in the film: I also laughed out loud throughout. But it is NOT a comedy.
Well, you're right. It's a satire. Or a pitch-black comedy. But it's not a drama or an "action flick."
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TheMojoPin
12-11-2002, 04:35 PM
What you call "beating to death with Hallmark cards" I call inspirational. Man, I didn't realize all films had to be moody and depressing to be considered artistic and oscar-worthy.
You're right. That's why I love "The Shawshank Redemption". And yet, it was ignored when it came out. "Gump" just seems like a big, empty shell to me. Except for Gary Sinise. Brilliant little performance.
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The Chairman
12-11-2002, 04:46 PM
I'm going over Mojo's comments one by one.
Do The Right Thing-BOOOOOOO. Awesome film. You're own your own here. Lee has a LOT of flaws as a filmmaker ("Shit, I can't end my films. Let's throw in some VIOLENCE! That'll make it DEEP!"), but he's produced some stunning films in the last 15 years, and to me, this is one of them.
I know the title is "Do The Right Thing." I even have the Kinte cloth bomber crew jacket from the film. I just didn't like the movie, nor do I like any Spike Lee movies, and not just because he's a Knicks fan. The BFI picked him as one of the top ten directors of all time. Sorry, I'll agree to disagree with you.
Pulp Fiction-Again, I gotta leave you on this. This was the first film I saw, at age 15, where I realized you can do ANYTHING you want in a film, but not have it bogged down with dorktacular F/X or pretentious European art crap. It made me want to be a filmmaker, and I can still watch it anytime and love it like it was the first.
I really liked Pulp Fiction. I just think it is overrated, as I think True Romance is underrated.
Saving Private Ryan-I already bit this one. Awful story, wretched and flimsy characterization, hypocritical and confounding plot twists. But visually, and from a technical standpoint, it's stunning. I don't know what you find "inaccurate" about the film, since only the D-Day sequence is based on a true-life occurrence. The general consensus seems to be that it's one of the more millitarilly(sp?)-accurate films Hollywood has churned out. Ah well, "Thin Red Line" was better anyways.
I chose the wrong word - inaccurate wasn't accurate. I looked WW II up in the encyclopedia and the Allies actually won the Battle of Normandy. Sorry.
Anyway you may find the following link interesting reading: http://www.valourandhorror.com/DB/BACK/Ryan.htm
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon-If you think it's just about the "ninjas"(What?), it's best to just turn the TV off and move on. And it's "Jet Li". And he can't fly. Sorry.
Since I own all his films and love him, my only excuse for spelling Jet's surname wrong is that I was overtired. I posted at 5:09AM and I hadn't gone to bed yet. Sorry Mr. Li.
AND:
I still maintain Fight Club is not homoerotic. When I have white rage or get into a fight, I do not get wood.
Props to the shout out on Thin Red Line. Terrence Mallick has the greatest hat trick in movie history. Badlands, Days of Heaven, Thin Red Line. Amazing. Quality over Quantity.
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TheMojoPin
12-11-2002, 05:07 PM
I chose the wrong word - inaccurate wasn't accurate. I looked WW II up in the encyclopedia and the Allies actually won the Battle of Normandy. Sorry.
Oh, hush. And I've read dozens of articles and analysis of the film, including interviews with Spielberg, Hanks and the screenwriters where they discuss the content of the film, and I've never heard this "true life Ryan" mentioned. That's not to say it's false, it's just the first I've heard of it. And did the movie ever appear with the line "Based on a true story" in the credits? I don't think I've ever noticed that. Of course, that's because I always fast-forward over the most unecessary, flimsy parts of the film, with "future-Ryan".
I still maintain Fight Club is not homoerotic. When I have white rage or get into a fight, I do not get wood.
I think you're a little mixed up. I'm the one who thinks "Fight Club" is a dark, bleak comedy/satire. Someone else keeps pushing the homoeroticism.
Props to the shout out on Thin Red Line. Terrence Mallick has the greatest hat trick in movie history. Badlands, Days of Heaven, Thin Red Line. Amazing. Quality over Quantity.
Right on. With those three films, Mallick has created works of art with more substance than most of the "superstar" directors of the last 30 years have put together.
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The Chairman
12-11-2002, 05:30 PM
Mojo -
I'm starting to have homoerotic feelings for you.
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TheMojoPin
12-11-2002, 06:22 PM
I'm starting to have homoerotic feelings for you.
I do declare, I believe I have the vapors. But all manly-like.
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Yerdaddy
12-11-2002, 06:33 PM
Blair Witch Project - great new film-making idea, bad choice of 'actors'. I wanted those three annoying little bastards dead before the opening credits were over.
Saving Private Ryan - A+ for film-making, but the story was contrived and heavy-handed. I don't like being told how to feel about a subject, which is why I prefered "Thin Red Line" of the latest batch of WWII movies. Still a great movie, just not as great as it gets credit for.
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