god, why do you hate me?

[girl germs]

if you were face to face with god, what would you ask him?

i would ask him, "god, is it all right if i masturbate to the image of big daddy jesus?" and, "why did you ever let ace of base record that album, you know, the one with that annoying song that went like this, 'i saw the sign i saw the sign i saw the sign i saw the sign?"



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This message was edited by girl germs on 8-3-01 @ 9:58 AM

[Pootertoot]

What about that Joan Osborn (not Baez. What kind of idiot would think it was Joan Baez?) "What if god Was One Of Us?" That one sucked, too.

Shouldn't you be asking if it's alright to masturbate with the image of jesus?

Personally, I'd ask him how intricate his master plan is. Was he responsible for Menudo? For "Family Matters"? The Australian Invasion of the 80's? Freddie Prinze Jr.? MTV?

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This message was edited by Pootertoot on 7-10-01 @ 12:35 PM

[girl germs]

dear god,

i am writing to you because i want you to answer me what i am about to ask you: why did pootertwat's mother decide to give birth to him?

thank you. i look forward to reading your answer. write soon! ba-bye.

sincerely,
girl germs

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[Pootertoot]

Actually, I'm a botched abortion. As a fetus I was like a bobcat...ducking and weaving from that wire hanger...got a few indents and scars, but all in all, made her carry me to term, and I even survived the forceps! I was able to sustain myself on the contents of the dumpster she left me in (Note to all mothers of unwanted children [translation: hispanic women]: don't leave the kids in chinese food dumpsters, eventually a noodle will fall in their open, screaming mouth)

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[sunndoggy8]

hahahahahaha. I wonder if god is reading this message board, and what he's thinking...

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[Supervixen]

I wouldnt ask God anything. My feelings are that in time allthe thoings we dont udnerstand, we will eventually be shown and we will understand. call it nieve, but I have hope.

**Walked through the flame with this pain in my eyes, that's all right cause I'm doubtless, I will survive-ETOWN**

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[TomPoo]

Pootertoot,

God just read your last post and even he won't forgive you for that one.

Even Satan cringed after that one.

Good job :)

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[Pootertoot]

Thanks. I figure if god rejects me and Satan won't touch me, I've got nothing to lose making a few kids sit and spin on my thumb.

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[babychanel]

God doesn't hate, he just accepts these questions of unfortune.

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/babychan

[HordeKing1]

My computer neither loves nor hates and it's real!

No offense to the theists.

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/hking

[The Blowhard]

I will pray for all of you.
Jesus loves you!

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/heck.gif

[Circus Boy]

horde your computer's love is real...but it is not

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Actual Pic of Circus Boy

[PanterA]

God, why did you give my girlfriend a penis?

(for any of you stupid people ::mr ron feuery:: that is just a joke)

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/rfsig3CYA!

[adolescentmasturbator]

God, why did you give my girlfriend a penis?

First the beastiality pic then this. PanterA I'm a bit concerned.

I will get a sig pic...eventually

[HordeKing1]

CIRCUS BOY - LMFAO

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/hking

[skullcrush]

god,why cant i make my own really cool sig pic.and post it without the help of pantera?

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/skull
pantera made me a cool sig,but i didnt know what to do so PanterA entered my account and got it to work. :)