who would win in a back alley rumble?

[furly]

black jackson 5 micheal or white cat woman micheal?even though he was a kid at the time i think jackson 5 micheal would kick the hell out of that white woman!!

fredy hahn

[Tall_James]

Older Michael Jackson would try to molest younger Michael Jackson. Creepy paradox.

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[Michael Fury]

What's Tito doing with that lead pipe?





Next time it could be me on the scaffolding.

[Contra]

"And its Latoya with the cross check!!!!"

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[FelixDasGato]

Lil black Micheal has all sorts of weapons stuffed in his fro. He would pull out a huge Bugs Bunny mallot and smash the crap out of the lilly-white Micheal.

It would be like A B C It's easy as 1 2 3

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[Death Metal Moe]

(in JR's voice)

OH MY GOD!! WHO'S THAT ENTERING THE RING?!

LOOK! IT'S JOE JACKSON, THE UNDISPUTED KING OF ABUSE!! AND HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR!!!!

OH MY GOD! A PUNISHING BLOW TO THE BACK OF MICHAEL'S HEAD!!

AND LOOK! HE ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIS CHIN OFF ON THE MAT!!

BUT HERE'S THE KING OF POP FIGHTING BACK! IT'S A FLURY OF BLOWS TO JOE, AND NOW HE'S GIVING HIM THE BUSINESS IN THE CORNER!!!!!!!

OH! JACKO'S BEATING JOE'S HEAD INTO THE TURNBUCLE!!!!

AND A LARRIOT!!!!!!

OH MY GOD! A DDT! ON A CHAIR!!

1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!

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