2002 Top Ten Lists

[LatinSpiceXoX]

Pick a topic (inspired by any 2002 positive or negative event)
List the top tens of it.

TOP THEN OVERRATED T.V. SHOWS OF 2002
1. AMERICAN IDOL
2. BACHELOR
3. CROSSING OVER WITH JOHN EDWARD
4. THE ANNA NICOLE SHOW
5. BLIND DATE
6. FRASIER
7. CELEBRITY BOOT CAMP
8. BIRDS OF PREY
9. ALIAS
10. GROUNDED FOR LIFE

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Dear Baby Jesus
Keep Ron and Fez In New York
If There Is A God

[Green Lantern]

TOP TEN WORST PICK UP LINES

All those curves, and me with no brakes
. Can you give me directions? ["To where?"] Your heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?"
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be all the beaches in the world.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands
The word of the day is 'legs', lets go back to my place and spread the word.
Nice shoes...wanna fuck!


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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, I'M READY TO TURN IT UP A KNOCH.

TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY!!!
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[SuperClerk]

Top 10 Worst Wrestlers of 2002 <P>
1-Triple H

2-Paul Levesque

3-Terra Ryzing

4-Jean Paul Leveque

5-Hunter Hearst Helmsley

6-1997 King of the Ring

7-Hunter McMahon Helmsley

8-The Big Show

9-Stephanie McMahons Boyfriend

10-Vinces Bitch <P>

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This message was edited by SuperClerk on 12-5-02 @ 2:01 AM

[Death Metal Moe]

Hey wait! Aren't number 3 and nuber 5..........brothers?

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[fluffernutter]

Top 10 Worst Wrestlers of 2002 <P>
But how do you really feel? <P>
I actually agree with you on Triple H not being the worst but being the high point of the glass ceiling that the rest of the talent hits their head on. <P>

RETIRED

[SuperClerk]

So, lets all face it. No matter how you present him, Triple H sucks!!!!! Damn you Santa Helmsley.... Damn you to RAW!!!!!! (possibly worse than hell right now)

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[ChrisTheCop]

Top Ten Signs It's The Holidays In New York City


10. People say, "Merry Christmas!" Before giving you the finger.

9. Instead of yellow tape, cops close off murder scenes with festive holly.

8. People pray even when they're not in the back seat of a cab.

7. If you dial 911 you just hear a recording of Deck the Halls.

6. Slight increase in number of fat bearded guys who want you to sit on their lap.

5. Gullible tourists purchase Rockefeller Center Christmas tree for $1

4. Vendors cut price of hot dogs left over from last Christmas.

3. Police investigate the season's first sleigh-jacking.

2. Strangers greet each other with "I got your Yule log right here."

1. most popular drink at a RonFez.net event: Crack nog.



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[LatinSpiceXoX]

I like #2 Chris.
My response.. 'Oh yeah?.. well how 'bout I grab you by your silver bells? UH?.. How do you like me now?, you sonuvabitch!'

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Dear Baby Jesus
Keep Ron and Fez In New York
If There Is A God

[ChrisTheCop]

Top Ten Least Rented Christmas Movies


10. "'Twas 243 Nights Before Christmas"

9. "Frosty, the Anatomically Correct Snowman"

8. "Deuce Bistletoe: Male Mistletoe"

7. "The Grinch Who Sold Christmas On Ebay"

6. "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't Due To Santa's Urinary Tract Infection"

5. "Yo Ho Ho! Fatty's Rappin' Christmas"

4. Discovery Channel Presents: "Elf Autopsy"

3. "Let's See What Bing Crosby Looks Like Now!"

2. "Tiny Tim: Big Where It Counts"

1. "Yentl


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