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girl germs

07-08-2001, 09:04 PM

whenever i try to spit, i just end up drooling on myself. i don't know how to spit. whenever i see men spitting, the spit travels at least two feet away from them. that is not fair.

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This message was edited by girl germs on 8-3-01 @ 10:05 AM

adolescentmasturbator

07-08-2001, 09:21 PM

You have to send it as a projectile. That way it has ways to go before it starts going down.

I will get a sig pic...eventually

afrocops

07-08-2001, 10:31 PM

I prefer people who swallow.

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girl germs

07-08-2001, 10:34 PM

yes, me too!

oh my god...we have so much in common afrocops! oh my god!

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sunndoggy8

07-09-2001, 12:17 PM

It's probably because guys have had so much practice spitting. At least for me as a kid, it was cool to just walk around and spit...I dunno, it was cool in the same way that it was cool to walk around with your shoelaces untied back then. I can't tell you how many times I tripped on my ownshoelaces and landed in my own spit, though!

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Pootertoot

07-10-2001, 08:21 AM

I'm an excellent spitter. I can get amazing distances without feeling so much as a trickle...

...except in the car. I can't seem to spit out a car window. It either ends up on my car, inside or outside, or flying back at me. Fucking wind.

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ROMEO

04-21-2002, 09:10 AM

I find myself spiting all the time when I'm outside or in my shop. Don't ever feel the need to spit when I'm in the house though,huh thats wierd.

It's really funny in the summer when someone walks in my shop with bare feet. When they step in my spit, they ask what was that I tell them,hehehe it gross'es them out. Hey you should'nt be walkin around my shop with no shoes on. hehehe

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gameguy

04-21-2002, 09:28 AM

get yourself a little sinus infection and you'll get some world records. 20-30 feet. the best way to spit and not get it on yourself is to roll your tongue into a U shape and cradle the spit there. breathe in and then exhale very quickly. then it's like a rocket.

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Earth2RON

04-21-2002, 09:30 AM

do you spit?
if a female swallow ill marry her,if she spits ill spit back:)

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F1Gm3nT

04-21-2002, 11:53 AM

I do spit.... alot... infornt of a girl no... but with the guys yeah
I have this thing wher I spit like I had chewing tabaco

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04-21-2002, 01:03 PM

I have a horrible habit of spitting whenever I smoke a cigarette. Never do I spit on myself though

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04-21-2002, 01:03 PM

Its was my evil twin that double posted!

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Ryan the Great

04-21-2002, 01:10 PM

the best way to spit and not get it on yourself is to roll your tongue into a U shape and cradle the spit there. breathe in and then exhale very quickly. then it's like a rocket.

Yea that pretty much sums it up, i also sometimes tilt my head back and then thrust it forward to give the lugy even more distance.
One thing i have not yet perfected, however, is the "snot rocket". My friend does them well though. He can hit a moving car shooting one out of the bus window. Not Bad.

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This message was edited by Ryan the Great on 4-21-02 @ 5:12 PM