Krispy Kreme offers Free Donuts For LIFE! [Archive]

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PanterA

12-03-2002, 09:58 PM

http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/021203/30456_1.html

Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm hunting Blimps.

Fat asses unite!! Lets find us a blimp!

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Death Metal Moe

12-03-2002, 10:52 PM

Krispy Kreme offers Free Donuts For LIFE!

Lucky for Krispy Kreme, one of their donuts, or DEATH RINGS as the health care community refers to them, takes 3 full days off your lifespan.

Isn't it Ironic, don't you think?

It's like Rain, on your wedding day.

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BrianTheBailBondsman

12-04-2002, 07:33 AM

anyone tell chris the cop? we cant let him miss out on this one.

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

ADF

12-04-2002, 07:44 AM

I almost kremed my pants when I heard about this.

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Gwen

12-04-2002, 08:44 AM

YOu only get the free donuts from the washington store though so you'd have to move there. Otherwise its a perfect plot!

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ChrisTheCop

12-04-2002, 08:54 AM

Thanks for pointing that out Gwen. I think I'll come in from the cold now and have a nice duncachino. Besides, is a dozen donuts a month really enough?

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El Mudo

12-04-2002, 08:58 AM

Isn't it Ironic, don't you think?

It's like Rain, on your wedding day

or a free ride that youve already paid?

or some good advice that you just didn't take?

who would've thought that that figgered?

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JustJon

12-04-2002, 10:12 AM

It's like Rain, on your wedding day

or a free ride that youve already paid?

or some good advice that you just didn't take?
but none of those are ironic. they're all sucks to be yous.

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Hosp

12-04-2002, 10:22 AM

Wow, $6 of donughts a month for life? Ca-ching! They probably throw out a gross of donughts a day so I don't see this being anything major. And for some reason this stinks of a really lame publicity stunt...

or really bad radio bit (What have Don amd Mike said about this?)

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TheGameHHH

12-04-2002, 12:17 PM

PanterA, my bags are packed...Let's go find us a blimp!

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Thanks ADF

Contra

12-04-2002, 12:18 PM

yeah how'd they lose the thing in the first place??? i find it strage that they ommit that info, or is it that it is a stunt and there is no info to give?

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