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PanterA
12-03-2002, 12:39 PM
http://www.local6.com/sh/news/stories/nat-news-181715320021203-121247.html

I was thinking of buying one for my mom for christmas. LOL

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Cybersoldier
12-03-2002, 01:09 PM
Okay, are there refunds if the the trip is cancelled
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fatty
12-03-2002, 02:10 PM
i thought this was ticket to the party inside pantera's pants.

sadly i was mistaken

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billyio
12-03-2002, 02:14 PM
Heaven's Gate Pt II?

See Ya!

Bama
12-03-2002, 02:18 PM
Great, now I have "two tickets to paradise" in my head.

Here's 40 dollars. Pack your bags we leave tonight.

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PanterA
12-03-2002, 03:14 PM
i thought this was ticket to the party inside pantera's pants.thats gonna cost you $27.50 and a 1/2 oz.

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TheGameHHH
12-03-2002, 03:15 PM
thats gonna cost you $27.50 and a 1/2 oz.

I'll give ya $3.50 and a dime bag.

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PanterA
12-03-2002, 04:11 PM
DEAL!

no wait....

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ADF
12-03-2002, 05:14 PM
I thought you just knocked, knocked, knocked on heaven's door.

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Death Metal Moe
12-03-2002, 05:50 PM
Thank you for your purchase. The Stairway is right over here!

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PanterA
12-03-2002, 05:59 PM
you think they shoot you right after you buy the ticket?

eeeekkk

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ToddEVF
12-03-2002, 06:04 PM
why should I pay 20 bux for a ticket to heaven when I already have a free all expenses paid trip to hell. . . I heard my suite's got a nice view too and its next to celebrities, John Lennon and Hitler to name a few. (its wrong on so many levels)

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TheMojoPin
12-03-2002, 08:36 PM
Am I white and rich enough?

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kc7586
12-04-2002, 02:19 PM
why should i pay 20 bux for a ticket to heaven when i already have a free all expenses paid trip to hell i completly agree, if i'm already going to hell, why waste the cash now? <P>