What do you do when the board is down?

[JerseyRich]

I find myself doing housework and reading meaningful classic American novels...
Then when the board is up again...Its back to fart jokes and beer.

What about you?

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

[Anakin Skywalker]

I do extra physical therapy excercises. Or i'll just pop in a dvd that i bought but i havent seen yet.

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I shall be the most powerful Jedi EVER!!!!

[ChrisTheCop]

I tried to have an intelligent conversation (via im) with JerseyRich. When that failed miserably, I wrote an essay for school and read a few more chapters on American History. Thanks to downtime, I might actually pass this course!

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[HordeKing1]

Quality time with the Mrs.

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[Fallon]

I freak out! Then I go look for some internet porn.

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[IrishAlkey]

I try to have sex with Aggie.

<marquee><font color=red size=4>I'M KIDDING!</font></marquee>

[irishkb]

i get mad....... mostly because it helps pass the time while i work... no ron and fez makes a unhappy irishkb....

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<marquee>i hate fucking BC
Notre Damn, Bowl bound Baby..</marquee>



"IM"-mick0306

[IrishAlkey]

If Plan A fails, I do what Fallon does.

<marquee><font color=red size=4>I'M KIDDING!</font></marquee>

[Michael Fury]

Naked aerobics.







The Good Humor man can be pushed only so far.

[jocefus]

get bored at work and go to msn and either play collapse or dynomite, sometimes bejeweld

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I BLOW FARTS KISS MY ASS

This message was edited by jocefus on 12-3-02 @ 10:05 AM

[A.J.]

www.realtor.com

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A Skidmark production.

[Jasmines Song]

I try to reply to posts using smoke signals.

[reeshy]

I usually take my hairless gerbils into the jacuzzi with me!!!!

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[Hosp]

Fall to the floor, curl up in the fetal position, and cry.

Cold; so cold.....

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[KC2OSO]

I'll go here:http://168.103.222.44/cgi-bin/forums/index.cgi or here:http://216.71.20.204/strangle/messages/66/66.html

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This message was edited by Fester on 12-3-02 @ 10:29 AM

[DroopyGirl]

play games on my cell phone, my old Nintendo or GameBoy

::fluff rules::
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Ooh yesh! Yesh yesh yesh yesh! This is a keeper!

[MHasegawa]

Phase 1: Get pissed. :)
Phase 2: Play my GBA emulator.
Phase 4: Profit.

But don't take my word for it...Doot-Doo-Doot!!
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[ADF]

I make sigpics, talk on the phone, watch some football. It's not all bad.

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[JustJon]

I listen to ppl ask why the board is down.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Realize I have no life. Then I dress my cats up in their Civil War costumes and reenact famous battles.

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I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[MavisBeacon]

i make chicken

[Sheeplovr]

Go to another message board and post about breast milk pumps and Ron and fez

number 333 its the way to be
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Im A Cuddly Teddybear
POWER AND CHAOS

[Aggie]

too bad you had to look for internet porn last night alkey. maybe next time.


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[TomPoo]

What do you do when the board is down?


wait impatiently.

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WRITE YOUR LETTER TO SUPPORT RON AND FEZ TODAY!!!!!!!

John Sykes CEO

Infinity Broadcasting
1515 Broadway
51st floor
New York NY 10036

[TheGameHHH]

I sit alone in the bathroom and I cry. <P>

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Thanks ADF

[SuperClerk]

Realize I have no life. Then I dress my cats up in their Civil War costumes and reenact famous battles. <P>
<P>
That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thanks Alice, you really made my day. Still LMAO. <P>

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Thanks to Toddevf for sig pic

[AngelAmy]

i refresh til it comes back

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[SuperClerk]

Put a piece of cardboard on my monitor that says "RonFez.net" and just blur my eyes.

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Thanks to Toddevf for sig pic

[Dirt Merchant 03]

work. :)

"Shut Up 'a Ya Face!"

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

I think they call it Jonesing

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

[FMJeff]

i work feverishly to get it back online, pulling out my hair and cursing loudly.

whoever continues to hack my server, i will find you...and i will hurt you badly.

firewall is on it now biatch...

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. </center>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thanks Alice, you really made my day. Still LMAO.



Uhh, yeah, I was just joking. Yeah. No truth in it whatsoever! :-)

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I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[RF Godfather]

I actually read something constructive then watch more soaps.

http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/ronfezmark.gif
SAVE RON & FEZ IN NEW YORK! KEEP WRITING!

[Cybersoldier]

I actually working on a term paper due on saturday and other assignment, Finals here I come

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WRITE YOUR LETTER TO SUPPORT RON AND FEZ TODAY!!!!!!!

John Sykes CEO

Infinity Broadcasting
1515 Broadway
51st floor
New York NY 10036

Sumner M. Redstone
Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer C/O Viacom 1515 Broadway
New York, NY 10036

[DC Reed]

I stare at the computer screen and click refresh, constantly tell myself itll be back, yes it will.

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<marquee behavoir=alternate>C-A-P-S CAPS CAPS CAPS/Save Ron and Fez in NY</marquee>

[F1Gm3nT]

i rub the spot where alky licked me and masterbate
then I give Aggie a call

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"Revenge is the sweetest joy next to geting pussy"
- 2PAC

[Captain Rooster]

The sun? The Sun. THE SUN!!

MY EYES!! Good Lord, MY EYES!!!!!!



<CENTER><img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/roosterclaus.jpg><center>Happy Holidays!</center>

[canofsoup15]

I sit and refresh this bastard til it comes back damnit. Then i finally decide that thats pointless so i go play video games.

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The plan was mastered and called genocide
Took all the children and then we died
A few that remained were never found
All in a system,down

[Violent Jay]

i post on another board www.silentspic.com

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R.I.P Skipper

[PanterA]

I post on Fark.com and B3ta.com

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[IrishAlkey]

i rub the spot where alky licked me and masterbate
then I give Aggie a call

You too?

<marquee><font color=red size=4>I'M KIDDING!</font></marquee>

[walking joint]

i usually just hit the refresh button in a panic until the site comes back.

for some reason while i check back to see if the site is back up every 5 minutes...once it is back up I usually do something else. i just like to know it is there if i need it.

[LatinSpiceXoX]

firewall is on it now biatch...Topper... LMAO!!!!

I sit here getting IMs from board members asking me if I have access to the site.
Then I get IMs from the same members telling me <s>their</s> they're bored and need me to entertain them...
that and make use of my unlimited cellular plan.

'..You think you can handle this Kadoonk Kadoonk-doonk?..'
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Dear Baby Jesus
Keep Ron and Fez In New York
If There Is A God


This message was edited by LatinSpiceXoX on 12-3-02 @ 7:21 PM

[Contra]

yeah i IM latinspice and see if she can access the site, then i tell her to entertain me.

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[Doogie]

I take it one step at a time, for no matter what...the sun will rise the next day

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ADF Fan since day one...this sig rocks!!!
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[Heavy]

I go and post on www.OnAArm.......oh forget it.

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[Katylina]

Quality time with the Mrs.

Actually he wakes me up from a dead sleep. hehehe

<marquee>I would take it like a champ for Jim Norton</marquee>
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[fiestygal]

firewall is on it now biatch...


DEM BE FIGHTIN' WERDS...

I usually masterbate-hehe


I AM SOOOO KIDDING!

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

[yarpwizard]

I look at porno...doesn't everyone? I use ronfez.net as my homepage so it sucks. <P>

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A mind is a terrible thing to dyworf.

[EffMeBoobs]

I cook.

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[Devils Advocate]

I tend to go through the seven stages of grief. And, I visit other sites for about 10 seconds, before trying to get into rf.net again...

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"When an officer loses command, that officer is also lost. When that command remains, no matter what happens to its officer, he has not failed" - Final Blackout

[ToddEVF]

i do 3 things

cry like a lil' girl with a skinned knee
Finally act like the Moderator I am at OnAArmy.cjb.net
Constantly click refresh to see if the site magically reappears


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<Marquee>hes really the betstst - AngelAmy/todds the man - canofsoup15/todd is the shiznit! - Contra/Toddevf just rocks that much he gets two appriciation threads, but whatever - DCReed/dint mean to come down on him earlier. . . I like Todd - Doogie76/And he supports my nicotine-fits - DynamiteK/But it's great to see the end result with Todd!! - Gaia/How can I be the man if he's the man?!? - FlavorSaver/Todd Rocks and has a HUGE cock. . . so I heard!!!! - Green Lantern/i can actually say that i love the little fuck - GrlNiN/Todd Will always be a DARLING! - LatinSpiceXoX/your the bestest, greatest, coolest todd! - Lulu/TODD EVF RULZ THE SCHOOL - NJDMMoe/I like Toddevf. He seems like a fine young gentleman. - pinkyfloyd/I appreciate my Mini-Me! - RonFez Mark/So screw all the Todd-haters! - Shorty/I admire todd's ability to slyly and skillfully turn any and every thread into one about HIM - TheMojoPin</Marquee>

[Death Metal Moe]

I ride around with my friends and their dog in our crazy "Mystery Machine" and solve little dilemmas that pop up in small, rural communities.

I sometimes run into B list celebrities of yesteryear, like Phillis Diller and Don Knots.

But seriously, I sit and stare at my computer screen like a dog startes at you when you fake throw a ball, and just stick it in your pocket.

With my head half cocked to one side, and my tongue out.

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[TheMojoPin]

Violent masturbation.

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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and Minister of Bloody Mayhem.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[kc7586]

-go to sleep
-try to make contact with mankind (like go the mall, arcade, or movies)
-bother the family in my house until they either threaten my life or give me money.

[fiestygal]

I ride around with my friends and their dog in our crazy "Mystery Machine" and solve little dilemmas that pop up in small, rural communities.


he he he NOW THATS FUNNY!

can i be daphne

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot