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Aggie
12-01-2002, 09:33 AM
I really do. After the A&M/Texas game, I wouldn't say I was embarassed to be an Aggie, but I wanted to go crawl under a rock and hide - at least for the rest of that day. I have never been so frustrated and annoyed watching a sporting event, and Simms just makes me sick, maybe even more than Ricky Williams.

Sorry, had to vent, I'm sure I'll catch some shit for this, but oh well.

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AngelAmy
12-01-2002, 09:42 AM
hehe yeah i was watching the game and thinking of you.

((i dont want him to die though, hes a cutie))

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Aggie
12-01-2002, 09:43 AM
hes a cutie


amy, you just made me dry heave :(

see why i hate him? everyone fucking loves the guy and kisses his ass. man, i sound really bitter, it just sucks losing this many years in a row.

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Lulu
12-01-2002, 10:56 AM
::points and laughs at aggie::

I want Chris Simms to die a slow and painful death...
i'd wish it on his father, myself. its pretty much his fault chris is getting all this attention. but aside from that he is a pretty good qb.

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Bama
12-01-2002, 11:47 AM
Yeah, it sucks to lose a rivalry game.

I hope you don't know any Longhorn fans. That just makes it sooooo much worse.

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DarkHippie
12-01-2002, 01:09 PM
I caught the end of the game and was thinking, "man, aggie must be want to crawl under a rock and die now." Good thing you only hid.

Chris simms has very tusslable hair . . . not that i noticed or anything

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F1Gm3nT
12-01-2002, 01:55 PM
I really do. After the A&M/Texas game, I wouldn't say I was embarassed to be an Aggie, but I wanted to go crawl under a rock and hide - at least for the rest of that day. I have never been so frustrated and annoyed watching a sporting event, and Simms just makes me sick, maybe even more than Ricky Williams.

Sorry, had to vent, I'm sure I'll catch some shit for this, but oh well.

she's so cute when she's mad

but yes... I never liked the sims kid... I just disliked from mad long ago
so yes a horible disease to fall on him is aproved in my part


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F1Gm3nT
12-01-2002, 02:06 PM
I'd also like to add that I think that the whole Ohio State Football team should get a horible desease as well...
GO BLUE

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HordeKing1
12-01-2002, 02:43 PM
Who's Chris Simms?

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F1Gm3nT
12-01-2002, 02:45 PM
quaterback for the Texas Long Horns
also Phil Sims kid

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Cybersoldier
12-01-2002, 03:05 PM
When I was seeing A&M losing I was picturing Aggie crawling from the nearest crave, I was going for A&M too

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F1Gm3nT
12-01-2002, 03:12 PM
I forgot what was the name of some thread I started long ago... but yeah oh well...
sorry was reading this whole thread and remeber a thread I stated mad long ago
LOL
but yeah... NO MICHIGAN FANS!?!??! WTF?!?!?!

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Aggie
12-01-2002, 03:20 PM
fig, please stop post whoring in my thread. thank you.

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F1Gm3nT
12-01-2002, 03:33 PM
um... ok...
GO AGGIES!!!
WOO!!!
lol

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El Mudo
12-01-2002, 06:24 PM
but aside from that he is a pretty good qb.


pretty good? how about awful? every time he plays a good team he throws at least 3-4 interceptions and Texas stinks it up. hes got really good recievers so no one is to blame but him.

if it makes you feel any better aggie, mel kiper jr. has him projected as a 3d round pick, which i think is kinda high to pick him..id take him in the 5th-6th, and i dont think hell be a good pro QB

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Heavy
12-01-2002, 11:07 PM
What happened in this game? I havnt heard about it yet...

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Aggie
12-02-2002, 07:20 AM
What happened in this game? I havnt heard about it yet...

must you be so cruel??

::hangs head::
Texas - 50
A&M - 30
:( :(


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TomPoo
12-03-2002, 07:40 AM
um, this has nothing to do with the Aggies...

Just wanted to point out Maryland ended the season 10-3 and are going to the Peach Bowl.

Just wanted to show the poor girl who started this thread what a WINNING team looks like.


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Aggie
12-03-2002, 07:51 AM
FEAR THE TURTLE!!!!!!!!!


Fuck the turtle.


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TomPoo
12-03-2002, 07:59 AM
Fuck the turtle.

sure... right after we win our bowl game

... oh and what bowl are the Aggies going to again???


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El Mudo
12-03-2002, 10:01 AM
sure... right after we win our bowl game


how the F is NC freakin state going to a better bowl than my Terps?... or even Virginia?

im no Virginia guy but they got shafted..

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F1Gm3nT
12-03-2002, 12:09 PM
please... what the fuck can a turtle from Maryland do to an agricultural person who is from Texas
or a wolverine that's from good ol Michigan
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fatty
12-03-2002, 02:20 PM
this thread is bullshit. if chris simms was a black man aggie would be all over his a & m beating ass.

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Lulu
12-03-2002, 02:22 PM
pretty good? how about awful? every time he plays a good team he throws at least 3-4 interceptions and Texas stinks it up. hes got really good recievers so no one is to blame but him.
i guess a&m just sucks then. :)

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Heavy
12-03-2002, 04:24 PM
Texas - 50
A&M - 30

Was'nt it 50 (FIFTY!!!!) to 20 and not 30? Meaning they LOST by 30 points? I could be wrong.
... oh and what bowl are the Aggies going to again???

I think theyre playing North Eastern New Mexico State in the "White Castle-Sams Used Car Lot Bowl"

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El Mudo
12-03-2002, 08:57 PM
I think theyre playing North Eastern New Mexico State in the "White Castle-Sams Used Car Lot Bowl"


we could make a comedy pyramid out of this!!

How about the American Standard Toilet Bowl?


Lulu: A and M finished 6-6 which isnt very good although they did beat Oklahoma..i believe Chris Simms at texas has ever done well against a highly ranked opponent, and neither has his coach Mack Brown

thats it..thats the list! CHOP IT UP!

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TomPoo
12-04-2002, 03:49 AM
we could make a comedy pyramid out of this!!


yes we can!


how about the "Just can't seem to ever beat Texas Bowl"

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Tenbatsuzen
12-04-2002, 07:04 AM
Little known fact: Chris Simms was the head of the A&M Bonfire Committee.



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Death Metal Moe
12-04-2002, 07:37 PM
If you want him dead so bad, why don't you just drop these on him?

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Bama
12-04-2002, 08:03 PM
Damn, so that's why everyone's joining the o&a army.



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Death Metal Moe
12-04-2002, 09:39 PM
Not the only reason, but it's a "perk"

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Tenbatsuzen
12-05-2002, 06:04 AM
Moe, I gotta say.. best post ever. I'm just shocked that the boobs aren't wrapped in evil.



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Aggie
12-05-2002, 12:04 PM
TomPoo - I hope your Turtles die and slow and painful death also!

Moe, LOL :)

And Tenbat-that was wrong. I knew someone who died in that. :(


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This message was edited by Aggie on 12-5-02 @ 4:19 PM

F1Gm3nT
12-05-2002, 12:16 PM
If you want him dead so bad, why don't you just drop these on him?


can't... I already reserved that death

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SoLost22
12-05-2002, 12:43 PM
He's a pretty good college qb, if not for his father no one would care about him. He'll probally get drafted in the 5th round to the giants who will sign him only to whore themselves and use it as publicity

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