If anyone has a new car to spare, please email me... [Archive]

NurseMira

11-29-2002, 06:55 PM

My car is so awful. I was about to head out tonight and my car broke down in the middle of the road. I tried to get a jump-start but it didn't work.

So, if anyone has a new car to spare, please email me at Nurse_mira@hotmail.com. I promise I will wash it, change the oil and I'll even send pictures along with a written letter from the car letting you know how it's doing.

I am sad.

I am home on a Friday.

I will be stoned very soon.

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The Chairman

11-29-2002, 07:02 PM

Hi Mira. Name's Superstar.

I have a 1970 eight-barreled twin carbed 425-horse 426 Hemi 'Cuda. Although it's lime green, it is totally straight (all original no Bondo) and in mint condition with fewer than 10,000 miles on it.

Would that be Good?

I'm sorry if you need a NEW car, I can't help you then. But if you want me to take you for a test drive Rory has my number.

Love,

Superstar

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I'll take that Chesterfield now...

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ADF

11-29-2002, 07:17 PM

Try the Price is Right. Give Bob Barker the reacharound and maybe you can get..

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HordeKing1

11-29-2002, 08:32 PM

Toys R Us is having a great sale this weekend. Matchbox cars 99 cents. Now I have a whole fleet! Let me know which one you want, red, purple, white, or black.

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fiestygal

11-29-2002, 10:17 PM

yea cars break down- thats life

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SuperClerk

11-29-2002, 10:19 PM

Shit, I just had one in my pocket. I must've left it in my other pants.

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TheMojoPin

11-29-2002, 10:19 PM

I need a new house. My apartment has too many people in it, and really is a mess. If you let me use your house, I'll be your best friend, clean it at least once a month, and only pee on the bad patch of carpet on the second floor. Thanks.

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Cybersoldier

11-29-2002, 10:25 PM

mira you have a better chance rentaling one, the way everyone is replying
and guys check out this post
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SuperClerk

11-29-2002, 10:29 PM

For Gods sake, will you let the boy sleep in your bed????

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TheMojoPin

11-29-2002, 10:31 PM

For Gods sake, will you let the boy sleep in your bed????

"Let me be your dog. I just wanna be your dog..."

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Death Metal Moe

11-29-2002, 10:31 PM

Silly Horde King. Hotwheels are the Real cool ride!

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NurseMira

11-29-2002, 11:22 PM

yea cars break down- thats life

how profound...thank you.

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thank you for the sig, mindtank

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hyperspace

11-30-2002, 03:52 AM

i am submisive but my car?? i gotta think about that one.

Hosp

11-30-2002, 05:23 AM

Cybersoldier, it looks like you're the only gentleman here. I think it's up to you to get Mira that car.

There's something wrong with being home on a friday night? I think not. Those are the busiest nights in the Dungeons and Dragons' chat rooms and Lord of the Rings message board so nyah.

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Bama

11-30-2002, 05:47 AM

I will wash it, change the oil and I'll even send pictures

That is so hot... Oh sorry, reflex

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TheMojoPin

11-30-2002, 08:41 AM

Cybersoldier, it looks like you're the only gentleman here.

Actually, I just think he was the only one that didn't notice Mira saying THIS...

I will be stoned very soon.

Doesn't exactly inspire...uhm...confidence...

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NurseMira

11-30-2002, 08:51 AM

Doesn't exactly inspire...uhm...confidence...

How? Just because I got stoned in my own home because I was alone and very sad about my car doesn't inspire confidence?

You, sir, are a maroon...

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Hawiian shirt craig

11-30-2002, 02:46 PM

mira look in the mirror... you
could so make some rich guy
buy you a car. try atlantic
city as a starting
point.......

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HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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IrishAlkey

11-30-2002, 02:55 PM

Click your heels together three times and say, "there's no place like the used car dealership, there's no place like the used car dealership...".

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Cybersoldier

11-30-2002, 03:07 PM

How? Just because I got stoned in my own home because I was alone and very sad about my car doesn't inspire confidence?

damn missed my chance lol

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TheMojoPin

11-30-2002, 04:35 PM

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Violent Jay

11-30-2002, 07:09 PM

Yeah i got 5 or 6 im my backyard. I always have extra cars...

Dude your asking for a free car it will never happen

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bisqit999

11-30-2002, 07:29 PM

Mira, you're just havin a crappy week aren't you?!?!

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LatinSpiceXoX

11-30-2002, 08:01 PM

Did someone say submissive?
(te he he)

Oh.. um.. Mira.. Can you transport by bus/train in the meantime?

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WhackBagKid

11-30-2002, 08:25 PM

ROOOOOOOOOITTTTTTE

you should all take a ride on the funny train!!!

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The Chairman

11-30-2002, 09:42 PM

"Let me be your dog. I just wanna be your dog..."

Have you heard Uncle Tupelo's cover of this song? Amazing.

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I'll take that Chesterfield now...

TheMojoPin

11-30-2002, 10:59 PM

Have you heard Uncle Tupelo's cover of this song? Amazing.

It is indeed. Makes Iggy seem like a hack.

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BrianTheBailBondsman

12-01-2002, 09:36 AM

Geez firts Silera wants 50 Large now she wants a car whats next?

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