New Game - "The Poor Man's..."

[The Chairman]

Poor Man's - New Game

So I'm at this restaurant the other night and the server says monkfish is on special and describes it as delicious and "the poor man's lobster."

I know monkfish is delicious, and if I want lobster I order lobster...

Anyway here's how the game goes. You mention something and then give the "poor man's" version of it.

Examples:

Southside Johnny is the poor man's Bruce Springsteen
John Grisham is the poor man's Scott Turow
Game Cube is the poor man's Playstation 2
Chris Farley was the poor mans John Belushi
Cal Tech is the poor man's MIT (Go Beavers!)
Aqua Velva is the poor man's Aqua di Gio
De Kooning is the poor man's Hofmann
Saliva is the poor man's KY Jelly
Marilyn Manson is the poor man's G G Allin
Ephedra is the poor man's cocaine
Ikea is the poor man's Pottery Barn
Steve Madden is the poor man's BCBG by Max Azria which is the poor man's Jimmy Choo which is the poor man's Mahnolo Blahnik
The Gunks are the poor man's El Capitan
Nikon is the poor man's Hasselblad
Yearly prostate exams are the poor gay man's hook up
C Span 2 is the poor man's Ambien
Alice Walker is the poor man's Toni Morrison
Chap Stick is the poor man's Carmex
Jonathan Franzen is a poor man's David Foster Wallace
The White Sox are the poor man's Cubs who both suck
Yanni is the poor man's Hans Zimmer who is the poor man's Danny Elfman
Andrea Kramer is the poor man's Melissa Stark
The BMW 330i is the poor man's luxury sports sedan for someone who wants to say they drive a BMW
Triple Sec is the poor man's Countreau
Penn is the poor man's Van Stahl
Lane Bryant is the poor man's Salon Z
Arriflex is the poor man's Panavision
Ralph's is the poor man's Rita's which is the poor man's Lemon Ice King of Corona
Thunderbird is the poor man's Boone's Farm
Old Navy is the poor man's Gap which is the poor man's Banana Republic which all suck anyway
Huntington Beach in California is the poor man's Pipeline in Oahu
Limp Bizkit is the poor man's Korn
Dunkin Donuts is the poor man's Krispy Creme
Botero is the poor man's Rubens
Jet Li is the poor man's Bruce Lee
J. Mascis is the poor man's Neil Young
Quentin Tarantino is the poor man's Douglas Sirk
The People's Choice Awards are the poor man's Oscars
The Body Shop is the poor man's Kiehl's
Dr. Phil is the poor man's Dr. Peck
Mark Chavez is the poor man's Phil Anselmo
The Donnas are the poor man's Sleater-Kinney
Stone Temple Pilots are the poor man's Pearl Jam
Life Savers are the poor man's Altoid
People is the poor man's Vanity Fair
Slayer is the poor man's Anthrax
Hampshire is the poor man's Brown
The Islanders are the poor man's Rangers
The Mack is the poor man's Dolemite
Insane Clown Posse is the poor mans Slipknot
True Romance is the poor man's Badlands
Tony Scott is the poor man's Ridley Scott
Blow is the poor man's Scarface
Nelly is the poor man's Snoop Dog
Van Wilder is the poor man's Animal House
Ketamine is the poor dog's Special K.

Tom Leykis is just plain poor....

you get the picture...

Note: I realize "man's" is not gender sensitive, but I use it here generically, even when the referent's gender is female, unknown or irrelevant, simply for the purpose of consistency, but creative use of gender may be used.

Note: The above are merely examples and should not be used to infer that the author (me) actually agrees with the comparison (but I do). Posts should not be used to argue the merits of Old Navy or whether the Islanders are really better than the Rangers. Posts should merely be the subjective opinion of the poster.

That being said, if you take exception to an example, justify it in a post, but then please add a new example.

I made this up so I get top make the rules, right?

Who knows maybe this will bomb. But I try.

The Chairman.


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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[McNabbShouldDie]

Stop&Shop is the poor mans A&P

<marquee bgcolor=00FF00>"Life is like sex baby, the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story."</marquee>

tHe DiCeMaN

[billyio]

Fred Wilpon is the poor man's George Steinbrenner

See Ya!

[Recyclerz]

Damn Chairman, you could have left some for the rest of us...:-) <P>
With a list like that: Chairman Kaga is the poor man's Hammurabi <P>
<P>

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. :-)

[canofsoup15]

A cardboard box is a poormans...home?

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The plan was mastered and called genocide
Took all the children and then we died
A few that remained were never found
All in a system,down

[The Chairman]

With a list like that: Chairman Kaga is the poor man's Hammurabi

Come on...the possibilities are endless! I came up with that list in 10 minutes!

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...


This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 11-27-02 @ 5:59 PM

[DarkHippie]

Go-bots was the poor man's Transformers

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<i>LABELS ARE FOR PRODUCTS, NOT PEOPLE! DON'T HUG A TREE, PLANT ONE!
</i><a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Gonads and Strife: a journal</a>

[RF Godfather]

Val Venis is the poor man's "Ravishing" Rich Rude.

Jerry Stackhouse is the poor man's Michael Jordan.

http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/ronfezmark.gif
SAVE RON & FEZ IN NEW YORK! KEEP WRITING!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Bruno Kirby is the poor man's Harvey Keitel

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I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[DarkHippie]

Kingdom Come is the poor man's Led Zeppelin

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<marquee>Who is DarkHippie? "You look like an Amish child molester"-- Jim Norton. "Watch out for this one. Someday he's gonna snap and kill you all."-- Rich Vos </marquee>
<i>LABELS ARE FOR PRODUCTS, NOT PEOPLE! DON'T HUG A TREE, PLANT ONE!
</i><a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Gonads and Strife: a journal</a>

[LatinSpiceXoX]

White-out is the Poor Man's Nail Polish. (French Tips)

'..You think you can handle this Kadoonk Kadoonk-doonk?..'
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[metalsatan]

Typewriter - the poor mans computer...DUH!

My your vagina looks lovely today!

[metalsatan]

OK Im sorry my last one really sucked how bout...
Family Guy poor mans Simpsons

My your vagina looks lovely today!

[SuperClerk]

Queensryche is the poor mans Iron Maiden

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Thanks to Toddevf for sig pic

[bigbaldirish]

George Clooney's Batman is the Poor Man's Micheal Keaton's Batman, who on the other hand is the poor man's Adam wests Batman



This message was edited by bigbaldirish on 11-28-02 @ 9:10 PM

[Ryan the Great]

masturbation is the poor man's sex

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peace-love-unity,
Ryan the Great

[Steels]

Lincoln Logs are the poor man's Legos
Thumans is the poor man's Boar's Head
Star Trek is the poor man's Star Wars




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[irishkb]

Fred Wilpon is the poor man's George Steinbrenner


rude and rude....



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<marquee>i hate fucking BC
Notre Damn, Bowl bound Baby..</marquee>



"IM"-mick0306

[Johnny4]

Irish, you should like this one. Jorge Posada is the poor man's Mike Piazza.

Rackin' up bad Karma since 1971!

[bigbaldirish]

crank yankers is the poor man's jerky boys

[The Chairman]

Hobbastank is the poor man's Incubus.

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/kaga.gif>
thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[The Chairman]

Cucumber slices are the poor man's Botox injections.

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[bam44]

Tasters Choice is the poor mans Starbucks

Nice Girl, Nice Family...



This message was edited by bam44 on 12-1-02 @ 11:16 AM

[bam44]

Hanes her way is the poor girls victoria secret

Nice Girl, Nice Family...

[flipper21]

Grocery store bags are the poor kids' lunch boxes.

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Faster than lightning...

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

This board is the Chairmans poor mans talk show jesus christ you used up all the good shit.



"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

[bam44]

Bryer's is the poor mans Ben&Jerry's

Nice Girl, Nice Family...

[shit4brains]

RCA - the poor man's SONY
Bic - the poor man's zippo
whip its - the poor man's high


...and they call <b>me</b> shit4brains

[bam44]

video's the poor mans DVD's

Nice Girl, Nice Family...

[bam44]

Tylenol P.M. the poor mans Valium

Nice Girl, Nice Family...

[The Chairman]

The NY Times Book Review is the Poor Man's New York Review of Books.

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[bam44]

K-Mart poor man's Target

Nice Girl, Nice Family...

[DarkHippie]

welfare is the poor man's income

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<marquee>Who is DarkHippie? "You look like an Amish child molester"-- Jim Norton. "Watch out for this one. Someday he's gonna snap and kill you all."-- Rich Vos </marquee>
<i>LABELS ARE FOR PRODUCTS, NOT PEOPLE! DON'T HUG A TREE, PLANT ONE!
</i><a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Gonads and Strife: a journal</a>

[bigbaldirish]

tang is the poor mans sunny d, which in turn is the poor man's OJ

[bisqit999]

Celeron is the poor man's Pentium

<IMG SRC="http://24.185.30.196:7777/30.gif">

"If God intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."

[bigbaldirish]

girls gone wild is the poor mans porn

[bam44]

R.C. Cola the poor man's Pepsi

Nice Girl, Nice Family...

[Michael Fury]

Helen Hunt, a poor man's Jodie Foster.





The Good Humor man can be pushed only so far.

[metalsatan]

Denzel Washington, the poor mans Samuel L. Jackson

My, your vagina looks lovely today!

<marquee behavior=alternate>IM: Metalsat666</marquee>

[bigbaldirish]

power rangers is the poor mans voltron

[bam44]

kibbles n bits, the poor dogs iams

Nice Girl, Nice Family...

[bam44]

pringles the poor mans lays

Nice Girl, Nice Family...

[Crippler]

Lesley Ann Warren is the poor man's Susan Sarandon


...silent, but violent.

[billyio]

Cigarettes are the poor man's pot

See Ya!

[The Chairman]

Arturo Fuente Double Corona is the poor man's Romeo y Julietta Churchill(Habana).

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...


This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 12-4-02 @ 4:58 AM

[Steels]

DC Capos are the poor mans NYC Capos

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[NewYorkDragons80]

Susan Sarandon is the poor man's Jane Fonda.

WOW, this IS a fun game!!!

"In war there is no substitute for victory."
-General Douglas MacArthur

"If gold should rust, what will iron do?"
-Geoffrey Chaucer

"Worship him, I beg you, in a way that is worthy of thinking beings.
-Romans 12:1

[NewYorkDragons80]

Denzel Washington, the poor mans Samuel L. Jackson
I think it's the other way around, my man.

"In war there is no substitute for victory."
-General Douglas MacArthur

"If gold should rust, what will iron do?"
-Geoffrey Chaucer

"Worship him, I beg you, in a way that is worthy of thinking beings.
-Romans 12:1

[Steels]

I think it's the other way around, my man.

You beat me to the punch.

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

pringles the poor mans laysI happen to prefer Pringles, thank you very much! hehe

Candles are the poor man's mood lighting.

'..You think you can handle this Kadoonk Kadoonk-doonk?..'
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Dear Baby Jesus
Keep Ron and Fez In New York
If There Is A God

[The Chairman]

Mello Yello is the Poor Man's Mountain Dew.

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[LatinSpiceXoX]

Mop n Glow is the Poor Man's Mr. Clean

'..You think you can handle this Kadoonk Kadoonk-doonk?..'
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Dear Baby Jesus
Keep Ron and Fez In New York
If There Is A God

[bigbaldirish]

Cigarettes are the poor man's pot

i think this is backwards if you live in new york

[billyio]

Both pot and cigs r hard for me to get my hands on nowadays.

Anyway: Horror movies are the poor man's nightmares

See Ya!

[Dave from Queens]

Comedian Harry Turducken is the poormans entertainment

Utopia Banished, Melodic Death from NY!!!!
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/428/utopia-banished.html

[bam44]

Pork rinds, poor mans potato chips

Nice Girl, Nice Family...

[NewYorkDragons80]

Dave Chapelle is the poor man's Chris Rock

"In war there is no substitute for victory."
-General Douglas MacArthur

"If gold should rust, what will iron do?"
-Geoffrey Chaucer

"Worship him, I beg you, in a way that is worthy of thinking beings.
-Romans 12:1

[Dewey]

Rice burners are the poor man's Harley
Vaseline is the poor man's pussy
Mikey D is the poor man's Ginger Lynn <P>

<IMG SRC="http://www.agw-werbeartikel.de/images/easy-rider.jpg"><br>"Still searching for America."



This message was edited by Dewey on 12-19-02 @ 6:41 AM

[Violent Jay]

suzuki is the poor mans Harley

http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/violentj.gifR.I.P Skipper

[The Chairman]

Scooter Pies are the Poor Man's Moon Pies

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/kaga.gif>
thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[bisqit999]

Hydrox is the poor man's Oreos

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"If God intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."

[The Chairman]

Cheer Wine is the poor man's Dr. Pepper.

(just got back from South Carolina)

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[bam44]

Outback is the poor man's steak house

Nice Girl, Nice Family...

[F Wad]

crack cocaine poormans freebase

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aka canweseeyourstuff from o&a.com

[Friday]

I may get a cop beating for this one but....

ChrisTheCop is the poor man's Frank Sinatra

:)

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"Shhh...I hear something stupid..." ~ Little Harp

[bigbaldirish]

crazy town is the poor mans limp bizkit, which is the poor mans anthrax/public enemy collaboration

[The Chairman]

Zach De La Rocha is the Poor Man's Che Guevara

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[dassal3399]

lickass is a poor man's o&a

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"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Best!!"

Shout Out To Can of Soup 15 and Toddevf for the Kick Ass Sig Pic!

[The Chairman]

Mintz are the poor man's Listerine Pocket Packs

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[Green Lantern]

Al Dukes Fan is the poor man's Al Dukes
Hot Shot is the poor man's Raid

SAVE RON & FEZ!!!
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Masterpiece done by WWFallon.


LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, I'M READY TO TURN IT UP A KNOCH.

TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY!!!
http://www.warrior-scholar.com


This message was edited by Green Lantern on 12-15-02 @ 11:05 PM

[bigbaldirish]

Mintz are the poor man's Listerine Pocket Packs

listerine pocket packs are the poor mans way to think your gonna pass a breathalyzer test

[The Chairman]

listerine pocket packs are the poor mans way to think your gonna pass a breathalyzer test


No that's what peanut butter is for...

Maguro is the poor man's
O-Toro

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[The Chairman]

Pork is the poor man's "other white meat."

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/kaga.gif>
thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[Violent Jay]

Hyundai is the poor mans BMW

http://tseery.homestead.com/files/vjayxmas.gif
R.I.P Skipper

[blakjeezis]

Cinemax is the poor man's HBO.
Dan Dierdorf is the poor man's John Madden.
Scrapple is the poor man's sausage.
Schick Tracer is the poor man's Gilette Mach3.
Gimli is the poor man's Legolas.
Guy Ritchie is the poor man's Quentin Tarantino.
Hoboken is the poor man's NYC.

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"What are the scores George Dawes?"
<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>

[DreamWeaver]

John Mayer is the poor mans Dave Matthews Band





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[ScarFaceDeFacer]

Dell is the poor mans Gateway

http://members.aol.com/thunderhawk526/images/scarfacedefacer.gif
Thanks Violent Jay

[Violent Jay]

scar the correct analogy would be

dell is the poor mans falcon

http://tseery.homestead.com/files/vjayxmas.gif
R.I.P Skipper

[The Chairman]

KEVIS: THE POOR MAN'S INSECURE ABOUT YOUR HAIR LOSS AND THINKING THE REASON YOU'RE NOT GETTING CHICKS IS BECAUSE OF YOUR MALE PATTERN BALDNESS AND NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE FAT DRUNK STUPID AND LAZY SO YOU SPEND ALL THAT MONEY ON A SNAKE OIL INFOMERCIAL HAIR LOSS REMEDY ENDORSED BY CHARLATANS -THE POOR MAN'S PROPECIA. :-)


This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 12-19-02 @ 11:03 PM

[The Chairman]

blakjeezis -

excellent!!!!!!!!!

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[The Chairman]

Norwalk-like virus is the poor man's Legionnaires' disease .

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/kaga.gif>
thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[Violent Jay]

dr. Solomans anti virus is teh poor mans Norton anti virus

http://tseery.homestead.com/files/vjayxmas.gif
R.I.P Skipper

[blakjeezis]

blakjeezis -

excellent!!!!!!!!!
You should expect nothing less.

Alchohol is the poor man's escape.


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"What are the scores George Dawes?"
<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>

This message was edited by blakjeezis on 12-23-02 @ 10:38 AM

[bigbaldirish]

master p is the poor mans rapper
master p is the poor man's basketball player
master p is the poor man's producer
master p is the poor man's business man
but yet... master p is a rich man, WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY?

sorry just saw master P's new video on MTV2 and want to dunk my head in a bucket of anthrax now

This message was edited by bigbaldirish on 12-23-02 @ 12:05 PM

[The Chairman]

Vanessa Del Rio is the Poor Man's Friday

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
slanted and enchanted...

[The Chairman]

Imodium is the Poor Man's Percocet.

(with Percs you get constipated AND you get a buzz!!!)

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/kaga.gif>
thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
slanted and enchanted...

[Dave from Queens]

Slipknot and Pantera is the poor mans metal

utopia banished
support the underground

Utopia Banished, Melodic Death from NY!!!!
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/428/utopia-banished.html

[The Chairman]

Sea Breeze is the Poor Man's Kiehl's Blue Astringent.





<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/kaga.gif>
thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
slanted and enchanted...

[blakjeezis]

Trojan_Rabbit is the poor man's Blakjeezis.

<IMG SRC =http://blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/dwayne.gif>
"What are the scores George Dawes?"
<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>

[The Chairman]

Laura Cantrell is the Poor Man's Lucinda Williams.

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/kaga.gif>
thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
slanted and enchanted...

[The Chairman]

Precious Moments are the Poor Man's Lladro.

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/kaga.gif>
thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
slanted and enchanted...

[blakjeezis]

Murphy's Irish Stout is the poor man's Guiness.
Uterine Wall Lining is the poor man's Endometrium.


<IMG SRC =http://blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/dwayne.gif>
"What are the scores George Dawes?"
<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>

[The Chairman]

LMAO blackjeezis!!!

Cottonelle Fresh Wipes are the Poor Man's Tucks.

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
slanted and enchanted...

[XlalaX]

cheez wiz, the poor man's velveeta

[XlalaX]

Webster, the poor man's Arnold Jackson.

[The Chairman]

AmeriDebt is the Poor Man's Certified Financial Planner.

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/kaga.gif>
thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
slanted and enchanted...

[stickyfingers]

the ninety-nine cent store is the poor man's dollar store

the only thing a period stops is a sentence

[The Chairman]

Red Bull is the Poor Man's Coke and coke

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/kaga.gif>
thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
slanted and enchanted...


This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 1-3-03 @ 1:23 AM

[The Chairman]

Yogurt is The Poor Man's Monostat 3

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[TeRRoR]

crack is the poorman's cocaine

TeRRoR

Tell me all your problems and the way you're gunna solve them and i'll do my best, to prove you wrong

[The Chairman]

A Collection Agency is the Poor Man's Bounty Hunter.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

John Mayer is the poor mans Dave Matthews Band

damn was thinking John Mayer is the poor man's Sting
2 way pagers are a poor man's text messaging cellphone
any cereal that comes in a bag is a poor man's General Mills
Bests are a poor man's Sabretts

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[The Chairman]

Altar Boys are the Poor Priest's trip to Thailand.

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[SatCam]

Paper is the poor man's Microsoft Word

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[The Chairman]

Kiehls French Green Clay Facial Masques with peppermint and eucalyptus essential oils
are the Poor Woman's Bukakke

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[stickyfingers]

running water is the poor man's dream

the only thing a period stops is a sentence

[SatCam]

arms are the poor man's ROBOTIC ARMS!!! MUHAHAHAH!

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[The Chairman]

Tylenol #3 with Codeine is the Poor Man's Percocet

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[blakjeezis]

Sam Rockwell is the poor man's Gary Oldman.
EdTV is the poor man's Truman Show.
Old Grand Dad is the poor man's Wild Turkey is the poor man's Jack Daniels.
MageKnight is the poor man's Warhammer.



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[EffMeBoobs]

RoboCop is the poor man's Terminator

Doc Martins are the poor man's Steve Maddens

Cover Girl make up is the poor man's Mac make up

Glade candles are the poor man's Yankee Candles


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[The Chairman]

Doc Martins are the poor man's Steve Maddens


you kidding? I'm a fucking guy and SM's are like so 5 years ago.

Steve Maddens are the Poor Man's BCBG by Max Azria which are the Poor Man's Jimmy Choo which are the Poor Man's Mahnolo Blahniks.....

Skechers are the Poor Man's Doc Marten's.


also:

Rockports are the Poor Man's Cole Hahn which are the Poor Man's Salvatore Ferragamo which are the Poor Man's Bruno Magli which are the Poor Man's John Lobb.



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This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 1-7-03 @ 2:47 AM

[Doogie]

GO Bots were the poor mans transformers...

Cannon Films was the poor mans 20th Century Fox...

Webster was the poor mans Different Strokes

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[sexy bastard]

Leonardo Hernandez is the poor mans Oscar Wilde


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[Justice4all]

Kiehls French Green Clay Facial Masques with peppermint and eucalyptus essential oils
are the Poor Woman's Bukakke
Gives a whole new thought to the term...getting a facial.
Jerry Springer is the poor mans Geraldo Rivera
PCU was the poor mans Animal House (but was still funny)
Space:1999 was the terribly poor mans Star Trek
Ginger Lynn Allen is the poor mans porno-star-turned-mainstream-actress to Traci Lords.
Stone Cold Steve Austin was a poor mans Goldberg (whose both careers are R*I*P)
and lastly

Tom Leykis is just plain poor....
And he still is....

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Thank you JerseyRich!!!!!

[dassal3399]

An open hydrent is a poor man's sprinkler system.

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"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Best!!"

Shout Out To Can of Soup 15 and Toddevf for the Kick Ass Sig Pic!

[dassal3399]

A hubcap is a poor man's rim.

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"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Best!!"

Shout Out To Can of Soup 15 and Toddevf for the Kick Ass Sig Pic!

[Coach]

rolling rock is the poor man's Heinekin

"Don't You Know? A clown can get away with Murder?" John Wayne Gacey

[hyperspace]

go go dancers are a poor man's dominatrix.

[The Chairman]

Getting a sudden onset of explosive diarrhea acquired from eating shish-kebobs prepared by a cook who did not heed the "Always Wash Hands After Using Bathroom" warning sign posted at the Mediterranean restaurant around the corner from your apartment is the Poor Man's getting a sudden onset of explosive diarrhea acquired from E coli 0157 poisoning from giving a hot chick a rim job.

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[Justice4all]

Getting a sudden onset of explosive diarrhea acquired from eating shish-kebobs prepared by a cook who did not heed the "Always Wash Hands After Using Bathroom" warning sign posted at the Mediterranean restaurant around the corner from your apartment is the Poor Man's getting a sudden onset of explosive diarrhea acquired from E coli 0157 poisoning from giving a hot chick a rim job
And the winner of the funniest post for this thread goes to Chairman Kaga

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Thank you JerseyRich!!!!!

[dassal3399]

VCR is a poor man's DVD player.

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"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Best!!"

Shout Out To Can of Soup 15 and Toddevf for the Kick Ass Sig Pic!

[EffMeBoobs]

you kidding? I'm a fucking guy and SM's are like so 5 years ago.


Oh yeah? Well I'm a fucking girl and Steve Maddens are really hot right now.

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[FUNKMAN]

a fur lined glove is a poor man's high priced hooker...

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"and when you're bad you die when you die"

[The Chairman]

And the winner of the funniest post for this thread goes to Chairman Kaga


Thank you. I knew it had potential when I created it...

Oh yeah? Well I'm a fucking girl and Steve Maddens are really hot right now.

Well I'm a fucking MAN and I STILL know that while they may still be hot for the under 21 crowd (girls)... they have outlived their useful life...and I'm sure I can find some women on this Board who will agree with me...and would prefer a nyce pair of Blahniks...

I don't care that Steve's in jail for insider trading or that his shoes are made in sweat shops in China....I just think they suck.

But who am I to tell you what to wear? Personally, I prefer my women to wear Marmot, 5-10's, Merrells, Montrails, etc. Or those nyce Blahniks....with Urban Decay toe polish...of course.

CK1



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This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 1-9-03 @ 12:05 AM

[EffMeBoobs]

I STILL know that while they may be hot for the under 21 crowd (girls)...


I'm 27.


And no you're not telling me what to wear, I never took it that way.

Urban Decay nail polish in Gash is way hot. So here is my next riddle:

Revlon Brick House Red nail polish is the poor man's Urban Decay Gash nail polish.



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[The Chairman]

Effme..you rule..plus I would never fuck with a MOD anyway. I knew you'd get the sarcasm; as I adhere to the "Too Cute No Smiley" rule as well...

And the fact that you took the chum that I threw in the water with the Urban Decay...most excellent. I even have an old school bottle from when I wore it back in the day (I think I also wore a lot more piercings back then come to think of it.)

Urban Decay Radium, a really cool blue. The new colors don't do it for me as much anymore.

OK, back to the game:

Here's one just for you:

Target's Black Canvas Xhiliration Sandal is the Poor Woman's:

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[Justice4all]

Ok Chairman you know a LITTLE too much about women's footwear.
Have you been in Imelda Marcos' closet recently??

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Thank you JerseyRich!!!!!

[bam44]

will chairman be my sugar daddy, he knows all the good womans stuff, and anyway,I'm not affording Manolo Blahniks unless someone buys them for me.

Nice Girl, Nice Family...

This message was edited by bam44 on 1-10-03 @ 7:51 AM

[The Chairman]

Ok Chairman you know a LITTLE too much about women's footwear.
Have you been in Imelda Marcos' closet recently??


You can tell more about a person from their shoes than any other article of clothing or accessory.

Remember this. If shoes mean so much to women....that means something. If you know shoes...you know women...

See that Steve Madden shoe above? It's called the Slinky.

My yellow lab puppy is very picky with women. She also has amazing powers of perception. She has chewed 3 pairs of Slinky's and totally destroyed them. All three "owners" resulted in bad relationships...

Zozo has yet to chew on a Manolo Blahnik...or a 5-10, or a Marmot, or a Merrell or a Montrail...

So if you want free advice on whether your girlfriend is a keeper, either become an authority on her shoes or drop them off for a "Zozo Chew Test" (free of charge but I am not liable for damages)..



CK1

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[The Chairman]

back to the game...

Dashboard Confessional is the Poor Man's Bright Eyes..

txs r.

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[Thebazile78]

Babaganoush is the poor man's caviar.



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[Bill From Yorktown]

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Ving Rhames is the poor man's Kojak?

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[dassal3399]

Buick is a poor man's Cadallic.

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"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Best!!"

Shout Out To Can of Soup 15 and Toddevf for the Kick Ass Sig Pic!

[blakjeezis]

Excema is the poor man's Psoriasis.


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[The Chairman]

Rio is the Poor Man's IPOD

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[blakjeezis]

DSL is the poor man's Cable.

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[The Chairman]

FIRST DOWN is the Poor Man's NORTH FACE which is the Poor Man's ARC'TERYX

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[blakjeezis]

FIRST DOWN is the Poor Man's NORTH FACE which is the Poor Man's ARC'TERYX

Where does Fat Goose fit into all of this?

A Wyvern is the poor DM's Dragon.

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This message was edited by blakjeezis on 1-13-03 @ 1:10 AM

[The Chairman]

Where does Fat Goose fit into all of this?



If it's Triple Fat it falls between First Down and North Face...

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[dassal3399]

Swatch is the poor man's Rolex.

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[The Chairman]

A Chinese made fake Rolex is the Poor Man's Japanese made fake Rolex.

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[vindetz]

Jake Bussey is the poor man's Rutger Hauer who is the poor man's Gary Bussey who is the poor man's Nick Nolte

[The Chairman]

Jimson Weed is the Poor Man's Dung Loving Little Brown Mushroom, (P.coprophila.) <P> <P>

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[SatCam]

A condom is a poor man's pill

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[blakjeezis]

A condom is a poor man's pill
CORRECTION:
A wire hanger is the poor man's pill.

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[dassal3399]

Payless is a poor-man's Foot Locker.

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"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Best!!"

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[SatCam]

A hooker is a rich man's girlfriend

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[dassal3399]

New Balance is the poor man's Nike.

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[blakjeezis]

The Chrysler Building is the poor man's Empire State.

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[blakjeezis]

The Chrysler Building is the poor man's Empire State.

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[Violent Jay]

Sams choice is the poor mand coke

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R.I.P Skipper

[vinsanity]

Ving Rames is the poor mans Louis Gosset Jr.

[East Side Dave]

My cat is the poor man's my dog.

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[East Side Dave]

Venus is the poor man's earth.

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[East Side Dave]

Toddlers are the poor man's babies.

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[East Side Dave]

Binoculars are the poor man's telescope.

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[East Side Dave]

F Wad is the poor man's feces.

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 1-26-03 @ 11:46 AM

[East Side Dave]

Skim milk is the poor man's milk.

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[East Side Dave]

Mittens are the poor man's gloves.

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[East Side Dave]

Marmelade is the poor man's grape jelly.

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[East Side Dave]

The Snorks were the poor man's Smurfs.

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[East Side Dave]

Crocodiles are the poor man's alligators.

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[East Side Dave]

Star Jones is the poor man's Nell Carter.

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[East Side Dave]

Nell Carter is the poor man's Shirley Hemphill.

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

First Aid Kit's, are the poor man's Clinic.

Ziplock bags, are the poor man's makeup bag.

LL Cool J(actor), is the poor man's Will Smith.

Will Smith(rapper), is the poor man's LL Cool J.

IKEA is the poor man's Ethan Allan.

Certs are the poor man's Altoids.

Fortune Cookies, are the poor man's Psychic reading.

'..Sex me so good I say BLAH BLAH BLAH..'
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[Reephdweller]

Wayne's World 2 is the poor mans Wayne's World

Aim is the poor mans Crest

Louie Anderson is the poor mans John Candy

Christina Aguilera is the poor mans Britney Spears

Rayovak batteries are the poor mans Duracell (even though they work better)

Anna Nicole is the poor mans Osbournes

Thumans Meats is the poor mans Boars Head

TrueValue Hardware stores is the poor mans Home Depot

Windows 95 is the poor mans Windows XP

U2 is the poor mans Joshua Tree

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[dassal3399]

Word processor is a poor man's computer.

Getting up to change the channel is a poor man's remote.

Blue toilet water is a poor man's windshield washer fluid.

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"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Best!!"

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[Reephdweller]

Brentwood is the poor mans Hempstead

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[Reephdweller]

Uniondale is the poor mans Brentwood

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[blakjeezis]

Skeet Ulrich is the poor man's Johnny Depp.

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[Reephdweller]

Paul Ruebens is the poor peds Pete Townsend

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[F Wad]

east side dave is the poormans dan from hoboken



aka canweseeyourstuff from o&a.com

[Dudeman]

a buccaneer is a poor
man's raider

[dassal3399]

A pen and paper is a poor man's palm pilot.

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"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Best!!"

Shout Out To Can of Soup 15 and Toddevf for the Kick Ass Sig Pic!

[F Wad]

a pager is a poorman's cellphone



aka canweseeyourstuff from o&a.com

[LatterYearsJimMorrison]

Angelina Jolie is the poor man's Estella Warren, or the other way around.

[Reephdweller]

Wheatley Heights is the poor mans Wyandanch

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[East Side Dave]

F Wad is the poor man's Death Metal Moe and the poor man's poo.
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[Reephdweller]

sticky notes are the poor mans post-it notes

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[shit4brains]

LONG ISLAND - "The Poorman's Florida"
lol!

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[Anakin Skywalker]

XFL was the poor man's NFL.



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Screw Radio...Go XM!!!

[shit4brains]

Start Trek - "The Poor Man's" Star wars

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[Anakin Skywalker]

Undercover Brother is the poor man's Austin Powers

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Screw Radio...Go XM!!!

[Reephdweller]

The New Guy is the poor mans Road Trip

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[Steels]

Chairman Kaga is the poor man's "Woody Allen"

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[The Chairman]

Pepcid AC is the Poor Man's Nexium.

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[The Chairman]

United Nations Secretary-General Kofi Annan's statements that "There is no substitute for the unique legitimacy provided by the United Nations Security Council" and "...the United States should continue working with the international community to attempt to avoid military action in Iraq" is The Poor Man's Mod 11 340 Kt. Tactical Strategic Bomb with one-piece case hardened steel center case, new nose piece and rear subassembly (to provide ground penetration capability for defeating buried targets) and new aerodynamic fins added for high-velocity, accurate delivery.

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[Reephdweller]

Life Savers are the poor mans Altoids

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[Reephdweller]

Fountain water is the poor mans Poland Spring

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[The Chairman]

Charles River Rain Pants are the Poor Man's Grunden's Extreme 1600 Bib Pants.

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[The Chairman]

the Penn 4400 Spinfisher SS Series
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is The Poor Man's

Van Staal VS 150
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thanks ADF for the "alt" SigPic!!
slanted and enchanted...


This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 2-11-03 @ 3:39 PM

[Reephdweller]

Thundercats is the poor mans Voltron

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[blakjeezis]

The Bowling Alley is the Poor Man's Country Club.

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ADF in da hizzy!
If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!
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[Johnny Fontane]

Bra ads are a poor man's porn.

"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

[Reephdweller]

Apricot scrubs are the poor mans Vitabath

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<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>The digital pimp, hard at work...</marquee>

[Reephdweller]

Lever 2000 bar soaps are the poor man's bliss labs bar soaps http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?cmCat=search&itemId=prod16965

Based upon a reply in this topic....
http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=75&Topic=28297&RequestTimeout=50

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[Death Metal Moe]

Thanks deek.

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666%

[Reephdweller]

The Snorks are the poor mans Smurfs

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[Reephdweller]

Sucretes are the poor man's Ricola

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicolllllllaaaaaa !!!!!!!!

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

Nappy Roots is a poor man's OutKast


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[Reephdweller]

Wyandanch is the poor mans Coram

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[walking joint]

my house is the poor man's mansion.

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finally a sig...SatCam rules

[carcass]

gee, I thought rockfish was a poor mans lobster ?>

face down in the gutter
wont admit defeat
thou his clothes are soiled and black
he's a big strong man , w/ a childs mind
dont you take his booze away

[JPMNICK]

vida guerra is the poor man's J-Lo

Just my $.02

[ChickenHawk]

[Ah-nold] Gravity... The poor man's internal combustion engine. [/Ah-nold]

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
<strike>Shock</strike>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

[Reephdweller]

Mealworms are the poor toads crickets

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[Reephdweller]

John F Kerry is the poor man's John F Kennedy

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

Showtime is a poor man's HBO

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/rockoutsig.jpg
A Special Kat make this for me

[Borne Too Loose]

Bruce Springsteen is the Poor Man's old Tom Waits.

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AIM: BorneTooLoose or Sickboy4755

"All I Have In This World, Are My Balls and My Word, and I Don't Break 'em for Nobody."

[blakjeezis]

Billy Crudup is the Poor Gay Man's Hugh Jackman

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>2%</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red>2%</font></marquee>

[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

beyond the glory is a poor man's Sport Century

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/rockoutsig.jpg
A Special Kat make this for me

[Snoogans]

R Kelly is the poor man's Michael jackson

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http://www.snoogans.50megs.com/
Thanks monsterone Go SAUX!!!!!
Rollin down the Street, Smokin Endo, sippin on Gin & Juice Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[Reephdweller]

John Henson is the poor mans Jim Carrey

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[jeffdwright2001]

R Kelly is the poor man's Michael jackson


A wayward Priest is the poor man's R Kelly

[BooBooKittyFuck]

711 is the poor mans starbucks

http://www.silentpix.com/modules/Coppermine/albums/userpics/booboosig.jpg

[zim]

Jenna Jameson is the poor man's Pamela Anderson.

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All hail Lost Sanity!

[blakjeezis]

Maria Bello
http://www.wyktor.com/store/bello/title.jpg

is the poor man's Mary McCormack
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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>2%</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red> 2%</font></marquee>
Yerdaddy did this. Blame him.

[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

Around the Horn is a poor man's Pardon the Interruption

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[blakjeezis]

Infinity is the poor, rich man's Lexus

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>INRI</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red> INRI</font></marquee>
I'm Rick James, bitch!

[blakjeezis]

Lemony Snicket is the poor man's Harry Potter.

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>INRI</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red> INRI</font></marquee>
I'm Rick James, bitch!

[Freakshow]

Jenny McCarthy is the poor man's Jenna Jameson

and


The World Cup is the poor man's Olympics

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[Iamnotatool]

New Game - "The Poor Man's..." is the poor mans Person above you thread.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[The Chairman]

I had monkfish last night.

Jagermeister is the poor man's Fernet Branca.

[Kevin]

The Mets are the poor mans Yankees.

[chubbyknuckles]

Canada is the Poor Man's Purgatory

[Doogie]

This thread is the poor mans version of the person above you thread.

[The Chairman]

The Chrysler 300 is the Poor Man's Bentley.

[lleeder]

I always thought Lily was a poor man's Tenacious C.

Who is a poor man's...?

[spankyfrank]

Ed McMahon is just a poor man.....

[Gvac]

The Jets are a poor mans Giants.

Jet Li is a poor man's Bruce Lee.

Jet is a poor man's AC/DC.

[WampusCrandle]

Special Delivery is a poor man's Ron and Fez.

[Kris10]

Gvac is a poor man's Obama

[Serpico1103]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a poor man's Saddam Hussein.

[fezfez]

Kris Allen is a poor man's Adam Lambert.

[thejives]

ESD is a poor man's poor man.

[paulisded]

The Goo Goo Dolls are a poor man's Replacements.

The Eagles are a poor man's Gram Parsons.

The Monkees are a poor man's Beatles.

[KnoxHarrington]

Dennis Leary is a poor man's Bill Hicks.

Chuck Palahniuk is a poor man's J.G. Ballard.

[somebody66]

cake is a poor man's cock

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

[JOKE]Anthony Cumia is a poor man's Hitler.[./JOKE]

Jean Claude Van Dam is a poor man's Schwarzenegger.

[Gvac]

Guns 'N' Roses are a poor man's Aerosmith.

Aerosmith is a poor man's Rolling Stones.

[foodcourtdruide]

Mojo is a poor mans mikey boy

[tanless1]

the jets are a poor mans De'Barge

[paulisded]

Aerosmith is a poor man's Rolling Stones.

Dammit, I was going to do that one!

Donovan is a poor man's Dylan.

The Time are a poor man's Prince.

[RhinoinMN]

Wisconsin is a poor mans Minnesota.

[MacVittie]

This thread is the poor man's this thread. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=21249)

[Serpico1103]

Gvac is a poor man's Mikeyboy.

Every other baseball team is a poor man's Yankees.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Henry from Barfly is a poor man's Snoots.

[MacVittie]

This thread (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=81311) is the poor man's this thread.

[Aggie]

BMD is a poor man's DMB.

[crackerasscracker]

Just listening to Monday's show, I would have to say that U2 is the poor man's Coldplay

based off their last albums at least.