How do you start your day?

[bam44]

I start my day with coffee with tons of vanilla creamer & a bunch of cookies. My kid is 20 months old and she's drinking my coffee every morning out of my cup, what a way to start off a life. I also have to read the N.Y. Post every day or my life isn't complete. (of course I basically don't have a life except for this shit)

[SilentSpic]

How do you start your day?
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Coffee
Coffee
Orange Juice
Coffee
Coffee
Altoid


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[A.J.]

Wake up
Fall out of bed
Drag a comb across my head

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[walking joint]

goes like this:

crap
shower
crap
get dressed
go to work
eat bagel w/bacon
crap

[phixion]

i try to start my day with a fat sack of Haze

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drinking beers, beers, beersrolling fatties, smoking bluntswho smokes the blunts?we smoke the blunts." -Jay

[ADF]

Reluctantly.

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[Gwen]

tinkle
check email/rf.net
shower
primp
head to dunkin donuts for my med. french vanilla with milk and 4 sugars (yes, i like some coffee with my sugar from time to time)
work
eat my donuts/other snackys provided by the office
chit chat for 20 mins with my coworkers
read the paper
check email again
chit chat on aim for a few mins
acutally START working around 930 am.

Very relaxing.

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[Jennitalia]

get up
pee
go for my 5 mile walk
shower & get dressed
play with the puddy cats
go to work

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[Wolf]

Every day is the same, like my Journal Entries say:

MONDAY
Woke up
Ate a sandwich
Went to bed

TUESDAY
Woke up
Ate a sandwich
Went to bed

today is the same.

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[KC2OSO]

wake up
shake it up *a bit*
shower
towel off ballz
be the man

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[Orallo]

Alarm clock goes off...

I hit the snooze button...

I hit the snooze button (part deux)

I drag my ass out of bed.

I go to the kitchen and make my self an large expresso.

Take my coffee to the crapper and sit there reading the news, checking my email, checking RF.net on the internet terminal that I installed in the bathroom.(Yes, I am a geek (I prefer the term technologically inclined, but hey...))

Get dressed,

Get in the car & drive to work.

Spend first hour or so trying to wake up while reading email, news, etc.

Start working...

Peace & Hugs,




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[grlNIN]

my morning goes like this...

wake up
do a line
fix myself a screwdriver
do another line
get dressed
call my supplier
get in my car and drive to "secret location" to pick up said "goods"
smoke a blunt
do another line to perk myself back up
head over to the local elementary school and pedal drugs to innocent minors

Its pretty much your typical day



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[TheMojoPin]

In denial.

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[blakjeezis]

How do you people fucking do it? I see 'I check my email' and 'Have a cup of coffee'. Where do you get the time? I barely have time to get showered and get dressed int the morning and I'm still 20-30 minutes late for work everyday. I snore for the first 15 minutes I'm outta bed. It is beyond me how you sons of bitches have all this time to do all this shit. Sleep is much more important to me.

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[Contra]

if i'm on a production
-wake up
-jump in the shower
-run to the bus stop and smoke cigarette while i wait for the bus

if not
-wake up
-have bowl of coco crispies
-have cigarette
-turn on computer and try to write

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[flavorsaver]

usually wishing I was dead

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[McNabbShouldDie]

-Wake up
-Take shower
-Go back to sleep(school)

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[canofsoup15]

With a nice big pitcher of steaming feces.

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[billyio]

I wake up, stare in disbelief, turn on the computer, read the online NY Times, check the board and some other of my bookmarks,drink my coffee, read some parts of whatever book I have at the time,hop in the shower,and off to work I go. Sounds quick but this is all a 3 hour process

See Ya!

[The Chairman]

Hope it's the weekend.

If not:

Shower using Zihr products and Paul Mitchell Tea Tree shampoo (invigoration is the operative word)

Four espressos from my La Pavoni machine

2 200 mg. Provigils, one 10 mg. Valium and one 40mg. Nexium

Special K with Strawberries and organic whole milk

Chairman Kaga doesn't sleep much....










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[yarpwizard]

wake up

put on the computer

look at porn

read emails

check out ronfez.net

take a shower

go to work <P>

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This message was edited by yarpwizard on 11-27-02 @ 5:45 PM

[fatty]

wake up
snooze for 15 minutes to a half hour.
dump
shower
get dressed during sportscenter
get to work late
get on computer, check email and the board for an hour.
by the time it's 10:30 i usually start to do official work

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