The Wedding Speech-Another Conversation Brought To You By Pootertoot and Sunndoggy8

[sunndoggy8]

It's everyone's worst nightmare, come to life...take the time to read it, cause it's a short one! :)

<a href="http://home.att.net/~sunndoggy8/TheWeddingSpeech.htm">The Wedding Speech</a>

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[JustJon]

Did you give them a hammer as a wedding present?

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[sunndoggy8]

No...but come on, you don't think it had any potential at all?

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[TomPoo]

Wow.

I guess speech writing isn't a future career for you.



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[Pootertoot]

I'm sorry man, you're a great guy, but that is just point and laugh funny. I could just spend days mocking you endlessly for my own enjoyment.

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[skullcrush]

tell us that you were 8 at the time and it was cute.(i dont care that it was last year,lie damm it)

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[sunndoggy8]

no, i was 21, but it was creative, wasn't it?

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[EffMeBoobs]

That is really hilarous. It's very cute though, I do like the Home Depot thing you spelled out because afterall, we know once you get married, you're ALWAYS sending the hubby to Home Depot to buy repair stuff to fix what he was ATTEMPTING to repair in the first place. Sigh.....what a real marriage is about, trips to Home Depot and love. :)

Bravo Sunny, great speech! You don't need lessons from Poot unless you want "blood", "twat", or "anal" to be a part of your speech.

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Piddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.

[Pootertoot]

"Blood anal twat" would make a great band name.

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[sunndoggy8]

Thanks EffMeBoobs! Finally someone appreciates some great Home Depot humor! :) haha.

And Poot, I think Anal Blood Twat sounds better. :)



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[girl germs]

<i>Sunndoggy8 (6:31:55 PM): haha
SlfCalledNowhere (6:31:57 PM): but this is just like insane evil laughter
Sunndoggy8 (6:32:11 PM): It's a wedding speech no one will ever forget
Sunndoggy8 (6:32:13 PM): the worst thing is
SlfCalledNowhere (6:32:21 PM): you made my day a lot better, for what it's worth

SlfCalledNowhere (6:51:09 PM): I'll know not to go MCI when getting my new cell
SlfCalledNowhere (6:51:17 PM): alright, momma, I'm goin home
SlfCalledNowhere (6:51:21 PM): see ya there, if you're still on
Sunndoggy8 (6:51:25 PM): Nice. Go Spring
Sunndoggy8 (6:51:27 PM): Sprint
Sunndoggy8 (6:51:31 PM): Drive carefully!
SlfCalledNowhere (6:51:51 PM): I have to pass a Home Depot off the highway on my way home
SlfCalledNowhere (6:51:57 PM): hopefully I won't swerve off the road


SlfCalledNowhere (6:53:10 PM): mind you, I wouldn't have found the speech amusing, I just would have laughed at you
SlfCalledNowhere (6:53:17 PM): I'll remember a story to cheer you up when I get home
Sunndoggy8 (6:53:24 PM): nie
Sunndoggy8 (6:53:26 PM): nice! haha</i>

can the two of you get any faggier? PLEASE. why don't you just elope to vegas and get over it already.

oooh, i just got an idea! why don't we make a float for next year's gay pride parade!?!? heckler can help push it. we're gonna need a sponsor though.

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[Pootertoot]

Does Amal-Eez do sponsorships?

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[sunndoggy8]

Oh Girl Germs, you're just jealous of my speech, aren't you?! AREN'T YOU?!

But if we were to get married, who would be the bride and who would be the groom? j/k :)

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[sunndoggy8]

I still think it was a funny idea for a speech.

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[sunndoggy8]

Now you can all understand Pooter's Home Depot jokes...E is for the everlasting quest to save the message board!

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[Pootertoot]

Whenever I read this, I think of that scene where they first reveal the Elephant Man to the doctors.

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[Sunrisa]

that was really cute. im sorry sunndoggy


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[Sheeplovr]

Why is there a T at the end of depot then it looks likk DE POT

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