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The Blowhard
07-05-2001, 07:10 PM
POMPANO BEACH ( WSVN) Broward County Fire Dept. is on the scene at a house of filth.

Neighbors were complaining about the stench coming from the home, saying that it ruined their 4th of July Celebration.

This happening at 160 NW 44 Street in Pompano Beach.

Fire officials are saying that in some parts of the house the amount of feces on the floor was one foot deep, and they had to back out for a while because of the strong smell.

That's when Hazmat crews in special suits arrived at the home help clean it up.

The young man is often in and out of his home, because he also cares for an elderly woman. He only comes home to feed his animals, and has been doing that less and less.

They are also saying that he has 7 cats, 2 birds, and 2 dogs.

They are also saying that there are a lot of stray animals roaming around the home.





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Pootertoot
07-05-2001, 08:07 PM
First of all, let me say...DO YOU REALIZE HOW LONG IT TAKES TO COLLECT ENOUGH FECES TO WADE IN!?!?!? I didn't not need my fucking Gladys Kravitz neighbor poking their nose where it doesn't belong. Just because I dreamt of swimming in my brown gold like Scrooge McDuck in his fortune is NO REASON to call the police.

Secondly, if caring for old women means boning them then making them cry over their lost youth on my penis, then yes, that's why I'm out most of the time.

Last, any of those animals listed above were passed through my digestive system, or at least were smuggled in it for a while, at one point or another. The subsist only on the constant supply of turdage strewn about. Now they're going to starve to death.

Thanks a lot, guys.

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The Blowhard
07-06-2001, 08:04 AM
Feces one foot deep? Any girl wanna wrestle me? ;)

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EffMeBoobs
07-06-2001, 09:43 PM
Do I really need to answer this?

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The Blowhard
07-07-2001, 03:30 PM
Just reading that EMB is making me sweat.

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PanterA
07-07-2001, 09:46 PM
two hundred fifty thousand turds,,,definitely...definitely two hundred fifty thousand turds.

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