Spy Report: Die Another Day Sucks Sh*t

[ChickenHawk]

I just got back from it and
guess what: I was hoping
for another Goldeneye, cuz
the last 2 sucked, but no... 3
shitty Bond movies in a row.
Halle Berry's performance
is an abomination,
Madonna is in it, her song
sucks ass and takes
up 5 minutes of the movie's
beginning, and the plot is
really gay. Now I totally
understand that when
you're going into a Bond
movie, you're not looking to
compare it to The Godfather, but this was just
cringe-inducing. When
someone asks Halle Berry
"Who sent you?!" she
literally responds "Yo
mama! ...and she wanted
me to let you know she's
disappointed in you." Also,
it was long... a solid 2
hours and 20 minutes. It's
unfortunate Pierce Brosnan
had to go out with this for
his last Bond movie.
That's all I can say cuz I'm tired.

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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 11-23-02 @ 12:39 AM

[ChrisTheCop]

Oh no...I was really looking forward to this one. Critics have said it's the best since Connery left...what the f??? hmmm...now ive got some thinkin to do. Thanx for the heads up, Fluff.

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[ChickenHawk]

...Fluff?


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[ChrisTheCop]

yeah thats my pet name for u..dont u remember...ok ok..ive been drinkin just a little..i thought u were fluffernutter...but..youre not. so maybe i'll go see the movie afterall.

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[AppleBoy]

I'm still going to see it anyway. No matter how bad it is, it can't be any worse than 'A View to a Kill'.

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[fluffernutter]

Thanx for the heads up, Fluff...i thought u were fluffernutter...


'You were always on my mind....." That was funny. I am touched. Do I always appear when there is alcohol around? Seriously.

I have never been a hugfe James Bond an or seen any of the movies for that matter but I do know that Halle Berry has overtaken my #1 hated celebrity. Something about her just makes me gag.

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[ChrisTheCop]

i have no idea what you guys are talking about...now..where's my aspirin?

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[NewYorkDragons80]

ChickenHawk, I really wasn't interested in seeing it until I heard about the plot. The whole North Korea thing is right up my alley. I can't see it this weekend, but definitely next weekend.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

That's what happens when you try to just put people in a movie for the hell of it. A bond girl cannot be famous, it just doesn't work becuase then the girl takes the spotlight off bond. Stacy Sutton (Charlie's Angels) was in A View To Kill and that's why it sucked. The last one had Denise Richards and Sophie Marceau, and i refuse to believe that anyone could think that was a good movie.

they better not pick someone stupid to be the next bond. Like will smith or something...

[yarpwizard]

I liked the movie, Pierce Brosnan and Halle Berry were great together. Good action, gadgets and a plot which was somewhat believable. Go see it! <P>

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