pulp fiction quotation thread [Archive]

phixion

11-22-2002, 05:16 PM

JIMMIE
-- I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you
a question, Jules. When you drove
in here, did you notice a sign out
front that said, "Dead nigger
storage?"

Jules starts to "Jimmie" him --

JIMMIE
Answer the question. Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said, "Dead nigger storage?"

JULES
Naw man, I didn't.
JIMMIE
You know why you didn't see that sign?
JULES
Why?
JIMMIE
'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!

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Contra

11-23-2002, 09:52 AM

*White people are so scared, of black people*

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FelixDasGato

11-23-2002, 12:57 PM

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

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Doogie

11-23-2002, 01:01 PM

"I washed my hand too, but when I was dont the towel didnt look like some sort of used maxi pad...it is shit like this that will bring things to a head"

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Steels

11-23-2002, 01:04 PM

I'm prepared to scour the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indo china....I want a nigga waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.

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LatinSpiceXoX

11-23-2002, 01:06 PM

VINCENT
I gotta stab her?

LANCE
If you want the needle to pierce
through to her heart, you gotta
stab her hard. Then once you do,
push down on the plunger.

VINCENT
What happens after that?

LANCE
I'm curious about that myself.

VINCENT
This ain't a fuckin' joke man!

'..You think you can handle this Kadoonk Kadoonk-doonk?..'
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Steels

11-23-2002, 01:12 PM

It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker...

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ChickenHawk

11-23-2002, 01:28 PM

ladygodiva

11-23-2002, 07:59 PM

-you can get a steak here daddio. 
- i say god damn!

Serial

11-23-2002, 09:48 PM

Jules: Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses.

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Steels

11-23-2002, 10:05 PM

Vincent Vega....my nigga...

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LatinSpiceXoX

11-24-2002, 05:53 AM

Holy shit.. chickenhawk is the man!!!

(show me?)

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fiestygal

11-24-2002, 06:21 AM

bring out the gimp...

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FelixDasGato

11-24-2002, 06:30 AM

The Wolf: Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.

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Serial

11-24-2002, 10:05 PM

Wolf: That's 30 minutes away. I'll be there in 10.

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Steels

11-24-2002, 10:13 PM

Wolf: "So pretty please with sugar on top...clean the fucking car"

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DeltaPin

11-25-2002, 03:53 PM

"This is just between you, me and Mr. I'm about to spend the rest of my short ass life in agonizing pain."

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CrazyClare

11-26-2002, 09:55 AM

Am I a nigger? Are you in
Inglewood? No. You're in my
house. White people who know the difference between good shit andbad shit, this is the house they come to. My shit, I'll take the
Pepsi Challenge with Amsterdam shit any ol' day of the fuckin' week.

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Jennitalia

11-26-2002, 10:03 AM

im going to roam the earth

now that's a tasty burger

donde esta la biblioteca

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Michael Fury

11-26-2002, 10:05 AM

Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.

The Good Humor man can be pushed only so far.

Jobberific

11-26-2002, 10:31 AM

Vince: "...and I'm just saying its dangerous to keep a race car in the red. It might blow."

Jules: "Oh you might blow? Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin muthafucka, muthafucka. Every time my fingers touch brain I'm superfly TNT! I'm the guns of the naverone! As a matter fact, what am I doin on brain detail. Thats it,we're fuckin switcin. I'm cleanin the windows, and your pickin up his niggas skull."

The Big Ass Club: These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined.

SuperDave

11-26-2002, 10:12 PM

Oh, yeah. Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, AA meetings, beer nights. It's wonderful Marge. I've never felt so accepted in all my life.

These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined.

HEY!!!! That's not Pulp Fiction!!!

Sorry, I'll sit down now.
**Upgrade your grey matter, cuz someday it may matter.**

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scorpion

11-27-2002, 03:44 AM

BUTCH What now? 
MARSELLUS What now? Well let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. (to Zed) Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on your ass. 
BUTCH I meant what now, between me and you? 
MARSELLUS Oh, that what now? Well, let me tell ya what now between me an' you. There is no me an' you. Not no more. 
BUTCH So we're cool? 
MARSELLUS Yeah man, we're cool. One thing I ask -- two things I ask: don't tell nobody about this. This shit's between me and you and the soon-to-be-livin'-the-rest-of-his- short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain, Mr. Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: leave town. Tonight. Right now. And when you're gone, stay gone. You've lost your Los Angeles privileges. Deal? 
BUTCH Deal. 

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Now I'm starvin

FelixDasGato

11-27-2002, 08:30 AM

Vinnie Vega: Bacon tastes goood. Pork chops taste goood.

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Orallo

11-27-2002, 08:50 AM

FABIAN:
Do you love me?

BUTCH:
Oui.

FABIAN:
Butch? Will you give me oral pleasure?

BUTCH:
Will you kiss it?

She nods her head: "yes."

FABIAN:
But you first.

...Ain't that just like a woman?

Peace & Hugs.

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WAYS TO SKIN A CAT #137: tweezers

WAYS TO SKIN A CAT: #12 Hydrochloric acid.

WAYS TO SKIN A CAT: #27 Use an electric belt sander.

WAYS TO SKIN A CAT: #4 Cattle prod set on "Ultra High".

WAYS TO SKIN A CAT: #42 Use a weedeater.

DeltaPin

11-29-2002, 08:25 PM

"Zed's dead."

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SuperClerk

11-29-2002, 09:25 PM

Wolf- Fine job gentlemen. We may get out of this yet. 
Jimmy- I can't believe this is the same car. 
Wolf- Well, let's not start sucking each others dicks quite yet. 

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Steels

11-29-2002, 09:55 PM

Vincent: "Is that the chick with all the shit in her face?"

Lance: "No....thats Trudy, my wife"

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SuperClerk

11-29-2002, 09:59 PM

Lance: "No....thats Trudy, my wife"

"No, that's Jody. That's my wife.

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