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PrivatePyle
11-21-2002, 12:56 PM
Rumpleforeskin
Remember Sammy Jankis
Hey, who stepped on the duck?
Earth2RON
11-21-2002, 01:03 PM
1. Shaving Ryan's Privates
2. Star Whores: The Re-Sperm Of The Preg-Eye
3. Whore Weddings And A Venereal
4. Ju-ass-ic Pork
5. The Sperminator
7. Sliding Whores
8.Females gagging on dick is always funny.(thats my made up title)
Steels
11-21-2002, 01:15 PM
Moo Goo Gai Poon
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blakjeezis
11-21-2002, 01:31 PM
5. The Sperminator
"I will come again."
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Patches
11-21-2002, 01:34 PM
4 Fantastic fucking hours of fabulous buttfucking.
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The Batches...are great! for me to poop on. (7-4)
Abrasive Dean
11-21-2002, 01:55 PM
Attack of the Monster Crabs
After
Roger Corman's 'Attack of the Crab Monsters' (1957)
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The Chairman
11-21-2002, 03:30 PM
For all those rimmers out there:
The Heiney Lick Maneuver
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Death Metal Moe
11-21-2002, 03:45 PM
Has anyone see "The OsPORNS" yet?
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Heavy
11-21-2002, 04:18 PM
Saturday Night Beaver.
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Green Lantern
11-21-2002, 06:31 PM
Big Boobs in Buttsville
Big Titted Nymphos
D.P. Queens
Big Dick Anal
Backdoor Asians
Big Mexican Women
SAVE RON & FEZ!!!
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A masterpiece done by PanterA
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, I'M READY TO TURN IT UP A KNOCH.
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jafter
11-21-2002, 06:34 PM
The Flintbones
Hindfeld
Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Philly is the next market for the boys. Wake up WYSP...
Earth2RON
11-21-2002, 07:43 PM
Has anyone see "The OsPORNS" yet?
I saw it bad accent's, bad acting and worse porn scene's
Death Metal Moe
11-21-2002, 07:48 PM
Thanks for the Heads Up. I've only Heard it, if you know what I mean.
he he he
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jafter
11-21-2002, 07:48 PM
The Flintbones
D: Mad Dad Don (1992); with Ron Jeremy and a bunch of people with funny, fake porn names.
Since to my knowledge there has yet to be a porno film by the name of "Cocky and Pullwankle," fans of cartoons and pornography will have to satisfy themselves (as it were) for the time being with The Flintbones, which actually beat its big-screen Hollywood counterpart into release by several years. While the official Flintstones live-action movie took a whopping 34 writers to plot and script (and from the finished product, one has to assume none of them were allowed to see the others' work), this low-budget XXX adventure was penned by its director alone. It tells the typical Flintstonian tale of Jeremy's Red Flintbone (Catchphrase: "Yabba-Dabba-Screw!") having trouble at work from his boss Mr. Straight, dealing with a mischievous alien called the Great Wazoo, and joining in with his buddy Bernie (the film's obvious misstep was in not naming this guy Horny) in trying to get away from their wives (Ready and Willing) and kids (the clearly over-18 "infants" Puddles and Gang-Bang) to get some serious bowling done. Along the way, Red learns a lesson about respecting his wife, and the audience learns that painted-on beard stubble and sweaty sex scenes make for an unpleasantly messy combination. Between the Styrofoam sets, Puddles and Gang-Bang's wry, subtitled commentary, and the sheer outrageousness of the whole situation, this film actually should give you more laughs than its more expensive non-porn counterpart -- but needless to say, it's the "boning" portion of the film that gets 95% percent of the screen time. In a recent interview, Jeremy called this one of his personal favorites. Thank God, though, that he didn't try to do a "Pudley Screw-Right" feature -- that fella sure does love his horse, after all.
Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Philly is the next market for the boys. Wake up WYSP...
Ants In My Pants
11-21-2002, 08:05 PM
Me & Silera, Volume 1.
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<font color=green>R.I.P. Black Irish, you will be in our hearts forever.</font>
Christy
11-21-2002, 08:07 PM
Free Your Willy
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TheMojoPin
11-21-2002, 08:13 PM
"The Sopornos".
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Bob Impact
11-21-2002, 08:14 PM
STOP! My Ass is on Fire!
The best part of it is that they make the girls say it before their scene. Fantastic!
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FelixDasGato
11-22-2002, 03:49 AM
Whispers in the Wind, To Each His Own, Put It Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-Fucking Volume 8, I Need Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers, My Cunt Needs Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns 3, Cumming in Socks, Cum On Eileen, Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Girls who Crave Cock, Girls who Crave Cunt, Men Alone 2: The K-Y Connection, Pink Pussy Lips...oh yeah, and, uh, All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.
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johnbravo
11-22-2002, 04:41 AM
captin rimjob and the anal commandos
anal pirates of the dark waters
8 isnt enuff
12 angry dykes
johnbravo's 6 peice skin flute bonnanza
pulp friction
steam PIPE ally
why just have a cup of dirt
how about a dirtshake or a dirt pizza topped with extra dirt or you can come over and we can hop in the sack and take a dirtnap
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Michael Fury
11-22-2002, 04:59 AM
San Francisco 69ers vs. the Green Bay Butt Packers
The Good Humor man can be pushed only so far.
TheMojoPin
11-22-2002, 07:13 AM
Hermaphraditic porn. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame...
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HordeKing1
11-22-2002, 08:24 PM
On Golden Blond
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildos
E-3: The extra testicle
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metalsatan
11-23-2002, 02:40 PM
What about C-Men? And how can you forget the great- "Debbie Does Dallas"?
Boy would I love a Sig Pic
Why do boobs look so good?
LatinSpiceXoX
11-23-2002, 02:46 PM
Got Milk?
'..You think you can handle this Kadoonk Kadoonk-doonk?..'
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TooCute
11-23-2002, 04:17 PM
Lactation Nation
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ADF makes great sigpics!
canofsoup15
11-23-2002, 04:19 PM
My brother saw a movie in new york with a black man and a white man who happened to be homosexual. It has to be the funniest name ever Mixed Nuts . I laughed my ass off for about five minutes after that.
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The Chairman
11-23-2002, 09:10 PM
Is this supposed to be real names of porn movies? Surely we can do better than the people who work at Vivid Video and such. And for all those posters with multiple entries (if they are real movies) do you shop at Price Club for your Kleenex? <P>
I say we make shit up. <P>
My next entry is the new porno that's supposed to jump start Chevy Chase's career again. <P>
Feltch. <P>
Or as Sheepy would spell it in a post: Fletch.
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