High(er) Education

[The Chairman]

Just got this spam mail for the 100th. time.

"Obtain a prosperous future, money earning power,
and the admiration of all.

Diplomas from prestigious non-accredited
universities based on your present knowledge
and life experience.

No required tests, classes, books, or interviews.

Bachelors, masters, MBA, and doctorate (PhD)
diplomas available in the field of your choice.

No one is turned down.

Confidentiality assured."

My favorite part is the "prestigious non-accredited" oxymoronic phrase.

Yet imagine the possibilities. Since "diplomas [are] available in the field of your choice", what would you pick?

A Ph.D in Porn Studies?
A Masters in Masturbation?
A Bachelors in watching "The Bachelor"?

or....

A Ph.D. in Fezology?
A Masters in Johnsons?
A Bachelor's in Black Earl Studies?


But if you could actually make up your own doctorate for something you actually had "present knowledge and life experience" in, what would "earn" you the most credits towards your doctorate???



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[Death Metal Moe]

I'm a board certified Loungologist and a Ph.D. in HATE!

That's Dr. Death Metal to you, some. I didn't spend 10 years in Death Metal school for you to call me mister.

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[PanterA]

I want a bachelor in doing the least amount of work without getting fired.

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[HordeKing1]

My question is who the heck responds to this spam?



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