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Just for the record I'd like to let you all know that beer funnelling, drugs and fireworks are not a happy combination. I damn near broke my leg last night trying to run away from an impromptu fireworks display gone awry. God gave us 10 fingers and toes for a reason. We should try not to blow them off, just a word of advice...
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PanterA
07-04-2001, 12:26 PM
God gave us 10 fingers and toes
We could spare 2 or 3. I mean why be greedy?
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erinmoran
07-04-2001, 06:27 PM
Damn...If you blew off your fingers and toes you'd be my kinda gal.....oh well.....
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Pootertoot
07-05-2001, 10:55 AM
Yeah, I dig a chick with a stump or two.
If you've never stumpfucked, you haven't lived.
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HordeKing1
07-05-2001, 11:59 AM
GWEN - Isn't it awfully presumptious to assume that the digits (and anything else for that matter) were "given" to us by "God?"
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Horde King: No, I dont think that my comment was presumptuous based solely on the fact that I am a fairly religious person (believe it or not I used to want to be a minister) I believe in God and creation (yes, i also believe in evolution) and therefore I feel we got those fingers for a reason. Even from an evolutionary standpoint if those fingers weren't there for a reason would they have evolved?
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Pootertoot
07-05-2001, 02:38 PM
Exactly. God gave us fingers for plunging into small boys' anuses. Otherwise, why would the fit so easily?
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skullcrush
07-05-2001, 03:51 PM
(believe it or not I used to want to be a minister)
hay il go one up on you,i was an alter boy
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Pootertoot
07-05-2001, 08:02 PM
I was, no joke, in training for the priesthood at one point. Take that.
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