Al Dukes Fan, your "Turkey Killing" sig pic makes me sad. [Archive]

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Death Metal Moe

11-19-2002, 09:38 PM

Poor little guy. He's just looking up at the SAVAGE Al Dukes Fan, pleading for his life in his native tongue. And then the ax falls. The worst part is the little head is still looking at you like it was just before it died.

Does it make you feel like a man killing things, MR. Fan? How do you sleep at night?

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Yerdaddy

11-19-2002, 09:53 PM

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra????
(mounties break off song, and begin insulting lumberjack)

Girl: (crying) I thought you were so rugged!

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Death Metal Moe

11-19-2002, 10:05 PM

I see SOMEONE took advantage of an amazing deal off the Tele. Did you get the VHS or DVD series?

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ADF

11-19-2002, 10:15 PM

Better?

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Death Metal Moe

11-19-2002, 10:20 PM

What a dirty prick.....

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Death Metal Moe

11-19-2002, 10:21 PM

And I GOTTA get a better pic of myself on our site! I look like I just broke a vase.

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Bama

11-19-2002, 10:22 PM

HA, good always wins in the end

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TheMojoPin

11-19-2002, 10:48 PM

Wait, now I feel bad for Horatio Sanz.

CURSES!

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Death Metal Moe

11-19-2002, 10:49 PM

Hey, I don't need Assholes in Stereo there Mojo.

And I DO NOT LOOK LIKE HIM!

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Captain Rooster

11-20-2002, 02:02 AM

Best thread title...ever!

Moe for president.

Personally, I love when the shadow of the lumberjack is cast over the soon to be decapitated turkey.

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DarkHippie

11-20-2002, 05:16 AM

Is it me, or does the Moe-Turkey look like its bleeding bacon grease?

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wilee

11-20-2002, 05:40 AM

Al Dukes Fan, your "Turkey Killing" sig pic makes me sad.Ahhhh. Quit yer whinin' and pass me a drumstick!

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A.J.

11-20-2002, 05:49 AM

I bet he'd go great with some candied yams.

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FelixDasGato

11-20-2002, 05:52 AM

Who knew he was fluent in turkey

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angrymissy

11-20-2002, 06:32 AM

ADF's sig pics give me the doctor touch feeling

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