Who is Your Favorite B-Movie Actor/Actress?

[The Chairman]

Adrienne, My Adrienne

My Vote: Adrienne Barbeau!

They say kids know their sexual orientation as early as age 4. While not as precocious, I knew I was heterosexual around the age of 6, when the spongy tissue surrounding the shaft of my not yet folliculated penis engorged ever so slightly with prepubescent blood every time the 70's sitcom All In The Family offshoot Maude came on...

No, it wasn't Bea Arthur who stimulated my petite pecker. Rather, it was the woman who played her daughter Carol, Adrienne Barbeau, that noted thespian who went on to achieve acclaim in such feature films as The Fog, Escape from New York, Creepshow, and of course, Cannibal Woman in the Avocado Jungle of Death.

Surely you remember Ms. Barbeau, who has two large distinguishing features, both mirror images of each other and composed of glandular tissue forming fifteen or twenty lobes arranged radially about the mammary papilla.

Perhaps it was that my mother didn't breast feed me, but rather gave me some soy based solution so as not to challenge my colic prone alimentary canal. Perhaps it was that I was a child prodigy, and just plain knew great boobs when I saw them. Whatever the case, I was enthralled by Adrienne Barbeau and her breasts, as they caught me in a tractor beam stronger than the one used to tow a Klingon Warship back to a Federation Star Base. Adrienne's breasts were the center of my universe. They were Mambo Kings that played me songs of love....

It was not easy to catch a glimpse of my furtive obsession. The reason - my bedtime was 9:30PM, which happened to be when Maude came on. The ritual - I would watch All in the Family with mom and dad from 9:00PM - 9:30PM. Then, just as the bars to the closing song came on , "Boy the way Glenn Miller Played, Songs that made the Hit Parade...." - that horrid harbinger which signaled that bedtime had arrived --- my mom would summon me to slumber....

But I was a crafty lad, and Morpheus would have to wait at least a half hour so I could feed my Adrienneophillic appetite. Kissing my parents good night, I would head upstairs, and when the coast was clear, into their bedroom, to turn on the TV and hear the mellifluous opening song of Maude, --- "Lady Godiva was a Freedom Rider....." This song would bring out a Pavlovian surge of preadolescent stupor that would transfix me to the television in nervous anticipation. ".....and then came Maude." - Who cared, what mattered was ...and then came Adrienne Barbeau.... If sitting too close to the TV set really made you blind like your mom used to say, then I would be walking around right now being led by a neutered Golden Retriever and humming Sir Duke while wearing dark sunglasses and clutching my Braille issue of Playboy...

(don't believe a Braille edition of Playboy exists?) - check out http://www.loc.gov/nls/reference/circulars/magprog.html#titles

...and to see what my favorite B-movie star is up to, check out:
http://www.abarbeau.com


This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 2-21-03 @ 10:13 AM

[GrimSanity]

bruce campbell or dani filth

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I loved and still love Corinne Bohrer.
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[Fallon]

Kari Wuhrer!

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[RF Godfather]

Dominique Swain or Parker Posey for me, I think they are B-level movie actresses.

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The Shannons: Whirry and Tweed.

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[blade]

Tracy lords.From porn to B movies.She is still a hot piece and not a bad actress either. <P>

[IRISjr]

Dude by the name of Michael Rosenbaum, he is in smallvill, and was in a few plays I saw, and he was in sorroirty boys.

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Bruce Campbell is your GOD.

Worship him along with me in the Cult of Bruce.

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[Tall_James]

Bruce Campbell is your GOD.
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[Johnny4]

Bruce Campell should have the award named after him. Honorable mention to David Arquette. Everything he is in is shit, but you still somehow wind up seeing it.

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[Donnielimes]

I think her last name is Fiorentino or some shit like that she's got some mug on her. then Shannon Tweed Tweedelize ME!!! she is Gene 'Tongue' Simmons old Lady which makes her real kool too. And she was thrown out of the playboy mansion for smoking crack according to Liza who was looking for her Xanax when she busted her In- fumando flagrante. <P>

[ToddEVF]

without saying, Bruce "I thought Sam Raimi was a jerk in Drama class" Campbell. Even though is was in Spiderman and Fargo, he is still a B Movie actor. In my heart, most B-Movie Horror actors must strive to be like Bruce.

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[schmega]

Dominique Swain or Parker Posey

no way. they do indie films, or at least posey does. there's a distinct difference between a parker posey movie and one with shannon tweed or kari wuhrererer.

[TheMojoPin]

Even though is was in Spiderman and Fargo

Ah, he was only technically in "Fargo". A clip of an old Canadian soap opera he was on was playing while the wife was being kidnapped, so he wasn't REALLY "in" it.

Bruce is still God. Try e-mailing him from his site. He always replies, and the man is damn funny...

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[NewYorkDragons80]

Katherine Heigl. Is "Under Seige 2" B-material enough for this thread?

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[Recyclerz]

My Vote: Adrienne Barbeau! I find little to argue with in your pensee Chairman, other than the fact you left out the Holy Grail of Barbeau worship: Swamp Thing! If any of you male oldsters want to remember what it felt like to be 12/13 when you were just dying to see a naked pair of boobies that didn't belong to someone with largely congruent DNA to yours, go rent/buy and watch that DVD. <P>
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You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. :-)

[El Mudo]

I knew I was heterosexual around the age of 6, when the spongy tissue surrounding the shaft of my not yet folliculated penis engorged ever so slightly with prepubescent blood every time the 70's sitcom All In The Family offshoot Maude came on...


man...that's deep..

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[WintersEmbers]

no one here can touch bruce campbell.

viddy what todd did!
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[jamesdiggy]

I'm a sucker for those old Randolph Scott B-Westerns.

The Snozberries taste like Snozberries.

[dassal3399]

how about the crew of broken lizard from SUPER TROOPERS

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[Michael Fury]

Bruce Campbell is the king. Yeah, definitely.





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[El Mudo]

I'm a sucker for those old Randolph Scott B-Westerns


*you'd do it for Randolph Scott...*

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[SuperClerk]

Bruce Campbell is the friggin' man!!! What about Michael Berryman? That is one creepy dude. Angus Scrimm is another one.

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[Abrasive Dean]

Well if we are going "old school" so to speak.

Jack Elam (oft in Westerns) and
Elisha Cook Jnr who usually played a scared little man in Horror movies contemporary with Vincent Price.

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[TheMojoPin]

Mickey Rourke is up there right after Campbell.

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[Jobberific]

Bruce Campbell of course is number one. But a close second in my book is the great Treat Williams. Bow down before the awesomeness that is "Deep Rising"!

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[The Blowhard]

William Forsythe, Linnea Quigley.

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This message was edited by Heckler on 11-19-02 @ 8:08 AM

[NewYorkDragons80]

Linnea Quigley is probably as B-Movie as they come. I don't know if I would put her in the hot column ever again.

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[Michael Fury]

William Forsythe, Linnea Quigley
William Forsythe, nice one Heckler. No one plays the homicidal cokehead better than him.







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[MILHOUSE08]

bruce campbell is a great b-movie actor. The evil dead movies were a great combination of horror and comedy. I was very dissappionted to hear hes not going to be at the horror covention in january. Thats what i was looking foward to.

[TheMojoPin]

Tim Curry. Crispin Glover.

"McHale's Navy" blows my minds, since both Campbell and Curry are in it.

Same with "Charlie's Angels", where Curry and Glover show up.

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[GaryWyze]

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[A.J.]

Wings Hauser

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A Skidmark production.

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"This is Rutger."

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[fezident]

Is it me, or is Dean Cain in EVERY SINGLE direct-to-video action/monster movie?! Going to BlockBuster is like going to Dean Cains mothers house. There's pictures of him everywhere!

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[LilLibra]

Juliette Lewis & Michael Rappaport. At most, they've had small roles in A-list movies but never make a splash as leading roles in anything other than B-list.

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[TooCute]

Juliette Lewis & Michael Rappaport. At most, they've had small roles in A-list movies but never make a splash as leading roles in anything other than B-list

Natural Born Killers and What's Eating Gilbert Grape weren't exactly B-list movies, were they?

And as far as Michael Rappaport is concerned, I have two words (besides Boston Public): DALE LINDEN! http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/atom_1280

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[FiveB247]

Shannon Tweed..haha

[Bill From Yorktown]

Bruce Campbell rocks

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[lippy]

Martin Donovan. A favorite of Hal Hartley.

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[Rev]

Bruce Cambell.

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[Teenweek]

Who is Your Favorite B-Movie Actor


Ben Affleck.

Only good in movies when he is not the main star and just a supporting actor. (i.e, Kevin Smith movies, Boiler Room, Changing Lanes, Good WIll HUnting, Armageddon)

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Jennifer Tilly
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Don "The Dragon" Wilson
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Cynthia Rothrock
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bruce campbell

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I'd have to go with Lorissa McComas, star of classics such as Piranha, The Bare Wench Project, and many a SkinaMax flick.

Julie Strain is a close second.

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[dcpete]

this group is the best of the best, they just got into the b-movie hall of fame.

MONTY PYTHON-holy grail kicked sooo much ass, nothing even comes close to these guys.

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[Green Lantern]

I'd have to go with Lorissa McComas, star of classics such as Piranha, The Bare Wench Project, and many a SkinaMax flick.

Julie Strain is a close second.

Lorrisa McComas & Julie Strain are my favorite too.

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[Steels]

Eric Roberts

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[Frizzle Fry]

i dont know if he would be considered a b-movie actor, but i love steve buscemi. although he is in a few major movies, he always has small parts in them. he is one of the main representees of the indie film industry, and because he's been in such a vast number of them i think it qualifies him as a b-movie actor.

-Frizzle Fry

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[Green Lantern]

The Great Adam West .
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[The Chairman]

Sorry, I had to top this, because I just met her in person!!!

The Chairman

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i do love tim curry, but i dont think i can call him a b movie actor. he's done too much legitimate stuff & too much broadway.

[WhistlePig]

Sorry, I had to top this, because I just met her in person!!!

The Chairman

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She was great in the short-lived series Carnivale. Still looked fantastic and she must be pushing 60+.

[IamPixie]

She was great in the short-lived series Carnivale. Still looked fantastic and she must be pushing 60+.

which character was she?

[TheMojoPin]

which character was she?

The weird one that was poorly written and never actually went anywhere/did anything.

Oh, wait...

[IamPixie]

The weird one that was poorly written and never actually went anywhere/did anything.

Oh, wait...

easy, big man.....I was a fan.

[SinA]

nevermind.