10 years later, Pee Wee Herman in trouble again [Archive]

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SuperClerk

11-16-2002, 07:50 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/11/15/reubens.artwork.flap/index.html

What the hell is going on here? All my favorite childhood movie characters are into kiddie porn. First Ed Rooney, now Pee Wee. Who's next, Chunk from Goonies?

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Fallon

11-16-2002, 08:11 AM

I bet it went something like this...

Cop: C'mon PeeWee, you're under arrest.
PeeWee: I know what you are, but what am I?
Cop: A pedophile.

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Tenbatsuzen

11-16-2002, 09:17 AM

ED! CHILD PORN ON LINE TWO!!

*dramatic music*

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reeshy

11-16-2002, 09:43 AM

Jeffrie Jones (the principal from "Ferris Beuller's Day Off" got locked up for child molesting in LA a few days ago-ewwwwwwwww!!!!

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TheMojoPin

11-16-2002, 09:47 AM

For God's sake, just let Peee Wee masturbate.

I think it was SNL..."where WOULD you be happy with Pee Wee masturbating? In a sealed, sterilized bunker 50 feet underground?"

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TheGameHHH

11-16-2002, 10:14 AM

That poor guy, I wish his show was still on TV.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Fallon

11-16-2002, 10:29 AM

I think it was SNL..."where WOULD you be happy with Pee Wee masturbating? In a sealed, sterilized bunker 50 feet underground?"
I love Tina Fey.

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Death Metal Moe

11-17-2002, 02:18 AM

I have a direct quote from the AP. As Pee Wee went to the pay phone to make his one call, he was reported to have looked back over his shoulder at the busy, noisy police department and said "SHHHHHHHHHH! I'M TRYING TO USE THE PHONE!!!!!!!"

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NewYorkDragons80

11-17-2002, 09:55 AM

The brother can't catch a break.

Reeshy, what movie is the sig from?

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LatinSpiceXoX

11-17-2002, 10:44 AM

..misdemeanor count of possessing material depicting children engaged in sexual conduct..

Isn't this the same thing R. Kelly is getting battered and stripped for?

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ChickenHawk

11-17-2002, 10:55 AM

Wow! This one comes as a
real shocker! (sarcasm)
C'mon folks, we all knew
PeeWee was a kid toucher
from day 1. It's like
reporting the blatently
obvious here.
And LatinSpice, no,
because Pee Wee doesn't
have a video of himself
pissing on a little girl.

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Captain Rooster

11-17-2002, 11:02 AM

But...but...but he always seemed so normal. And he loves the little children of the world.

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Sheeplovr

11-17-2002, 06:59 PM

noooooo see

its more liek if the govenment shearched your computer i bet you have some kiddie porn on it you bunch of sickies Down loading left and right but you dont know

YOU JUST DONT KNOW

but rooney is a sickie he was making it and bakeing it

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ToddEVF

11-17-2002, 07:03 PM

C'mon folks, we all knew PeeWee was a kid toucher from day 1

Paul Reuben's was almost a great comedian on kid's tv for me and now i find out he was busted for kiddie porn, now i know never to trust TV Stars in Kid's TV

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