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Fallon

11-15-2002, 07:56 PM

LOS ANGELES (AP) - The cartoon matriarch of "The Simpsons (news - Y! TV)" is getting a breast boost.

Marge Simpson, previously known for her overly large column of blue hair, receives her amplified bosom because of a surgery mix-up in the Nov. 24 episode of the Fox comedy (8 p.m. EST).

The episode, titled "Large Marge," satirizes plastic surgery and images of beauty in popular culture.

In the story, Marge intends to get liposuction surgery to impress her portly husband Homer, but she gets switched with another patient at the hospital and ends up with implants.

Like actress Pamela Anderson (news), who famously had her surgically enhanced chest reduced to a smaller size, Marge Simpson's new figure won't be permanent, according to the network.http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=494&e=20&u=/ap/20021115/ap_en_tv/marge_simpson

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Cybersoldier

11-15-2002, 08:01 PM

this show should be good, I wonder what kind of jokes are going to be said

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11-15-2002, 08:05 PM

So hot...

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Contra

11-15-2002, 08:50 PM

aaaaaa, jelly doughnuts *drool*

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Johnny4

11-16-2002, 02:09 AM

I heard the week after she gets her clit pierced and debates whether to shave off her blue bush.

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Hosp

11-16-2002, 07:00 AM

Mmmmmmmm, boobies...

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SuperClerk

11-16-2002, 07:53 AM

I heard that Milhouse was thinking of having a sex change operation.

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Tenbatsuzen

11-16-2002, 09:19 AM

Like actress Pamela Anderson (news), who famously had her surgically enhanced chest reduced to a smaller size

Um, this goes into the patheon of stupid entertainment quotes, like "Blacks are bred to be better athletes" and "Paul Mercurio was a producer."

Has anyone SEEN what Pam looks like lately? She's bigger than EVER.

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reeshy

11-16-2002, 09:46 AM

Great-something new I can jack off to!!

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LatinSpiceXoX

11-16-2002, 11:41 AM

nothing sexier than FAKE YELLOW ANIMATED TITS

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cozmokramer

11-16-2002, 11:58 AM

I saw a commercial for this episode and it was pretty funny...

Marge was trying to open a cabinet but whenever she had it half way open her boobs were in the way and would shut it! AHAH

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Death Metal Moe

11-17-2002, 02:16 AM

Oh great. You know there's some greasy little perv sitting in front of his computer making Simpson's porn out of pics of Marge with a boob job right now.

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JustJon

11-17-2002, 11:30 AM

Good thing Homer had her name legally changed to Chesty McBoobs a few years ago.

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fnkymnky500

11-17-2002, 11:32 AM

I love me sum simpsons... wahts better than 2-d boobs... well 3-d boobs i guess

HordeKing1

11-17-2002, 09:36 PM

nothing sexier than FAKE YELLOW ANIMATED TITS

How true.

JON - I thought that was HOOTY McBoob.

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Zipgun

11-18-2002, 08:22 AM

I thought that was HOOTY McBoob.

It was. And the other is Chesty St. Claire.

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