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F1Gm3nT

11-15-2002, 06:55 AM

that's right...
I'M blowing up her spot... do not be fooled by her aperance... she might look white to you... but she is NOT!!!
if you look closely... she got a spic ass and also... if you listen carefully everytime she enters the room... you hear El General say
"que es lo quiere esa nena?"
so white peopel... do be on the look out for this one
you might be in trouble

*looks at Arelis*

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silera

11-15-2002, 07:00 AM

You calling la migra on me?

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F1Gm3nT

11-15-2002, 07:03 AM

shit I call them and Alkey will have no one to cook for him
can't mess up his situation
but you becareful... I'm watching you...

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silera

11-15-2002, 07:07 AM

Stop trampling on my flowers you freaky stalker.

Your Dad works hard on my lawn.

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silera

11-15-2002, 07:07 AM

HEY!

Show me YOUR papers!!

You weren't born in East LA.

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Aggie

11-15-2002, 07:15 AM

i have the opposite problem...people think i am one and i'm not...not that there's anything wrong with that

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F1Gm3nT

11-15-2002, 07:17 AM

*bites botom lip*
yeha ma... I'd say you are spanish
and Silera...
my father is actually undercover as well... LOL
blue eyes & white... puertorican (also philipeen & tiny bit of italian)
so no he dosen't work on yoru lawn... he can actually get a white mans job
how's about you let me see YOUR papers

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silera

11-15-2002, 07:22 AM

I particularly get uncomfortable when I say I'm a spic, and someone says "TALK SPANISH."

I feel like they'll be telling me to roll over and lay down after I speak, give me a sausage to nibble one and say "Good Dog!"

Why am I horny now?

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F1Gm3nT

11-15-2002, 07:25 AM

cause it's in your blood
how do yoiu think all these third world country come up with amries...
horny with just the blow of the wind and when touched in anyway already pregnant
dman spic
eh... I got over that whole spic thing
but I do not like to speak spanish when told to... I speak it when I wnat to... or when money is involved

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Ants In My Pants

11-15-2002, 07:26 AM

I've had clients in Queens and The Bronx start speaking Spanish to me and then look at me all surprised and say "You don't speak Spanish???". I'm an Irish white guy, how the hell could you mistake me for Spanish?

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F1Gm3nT

11-15-2002, 07:29 AM

eh... everyone usually thinks my father is spanish and start talking bad a bout spanish people puertoricans in general and then he laughs, looks at them with THE EVIL STARE and then tells em

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JustJon

11-15-2002, 08:16 AM

undercover spic
I smell a new drama on Fox

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F1Gm3nT

11-15-2002, 08:36 AM

yeah I sold it to them Jon
now we need to find a washed up movie actor to bring him back to life on the Tube

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shorty

11-15-2002, 09:09 AM

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silera

11-15-2002, 09:13 AM

He was great in "Dos Mujeres un Camino."

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F1Gm3nT

11-15-2002, 09:35 AM

but he's not white
gotta be a white actor

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F1Gm3nT

11-15-2002, 09:39 AM

Heather Grahm as Arelis in...
Undercover Spic

she's got the ass for it

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JustJon

11-15-2002, 09:47 AM

With Ricardo Montalban as "The Chief"

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F1Gm3nT

11-15-2002, 09:50 AM

HELLZ YEAH!!!!
do we have anyother caracthers?
what's her car?
I say an Impala
she's gotta go with the whole white thing ya know... can't let anyone know that she is spics
so don't even dare say a low rider
that's when she's on vacation

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silera

11-15-2002, 10:03 AM

so don't even dare say a low rider
that's when she's on vacation

She can wear low rider jeans though.

I suggest her partner, Figgy be played by that kid from the Wonder Years and to switch things up, we get a spic to play her boyfriend the Irish Guy.

(I'm scared that I'm referring to myself in the third person).

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Miss Dolores Haze

11-15-2002, 10:23 AM

what's her car?
I say an Impala

No they'll know from the two carseats in the back and the empty bottles of malta that she's a spic. It'll blow her cover.

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F1Gm3nT

11-15-2002, 02:34 PM

nut the Irish guy dosen't know that she's a spic... no one can blow her cover
not even John Cusack
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F1Gm3nT

11-15-2002, 04:58 PM

No they'll know from the two carseats in the back and the empty bottles of malta that she's a spic.

so um... what are you trying to say?
all us spics have malta on our back seat
I actually don't like malta... and I AM A SPIC...
just playin... no this spic only has malta in the house.
Besides I know plenty of white REAL white people that drink malta... so that is not a factor
and Arelis... you have to wear long skirts... you're going to be undercover in a huge company office and you are the new secretary and this boss is female that dosen't like short skirts
so you cant get fired or anything like that

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