Ed Rooney: Kid Toucher?

[A.J.]

"Pardon my French...but you're in my asshole!"

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This message was edited by AJinDC on 11-15-02 @ 8:54 AM

[jocefus]

your ass in mine bueller

I BLOW FARTS KISS MY ASS

[jafter]

It is reported that Jeffrey Jones wanted to replace Richard Harris for the role of Albus Dumbledore in the Harry Pottery series, claiming he had experience as a HEAD MASTER.



Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Philly is the next market for the boys. Wake up WYSP...

[Knowledged_one]

I heard he used this line to get the kids: Pucker up Buttercup

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[Tall_James]

"Oooh yes Ferris, lather up that nubile young hairless body! Come to Mr. Rooney! MMMMMMmmmmmmmm....I'm watching you..."
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[jafter]

Rooney fondles Ferris on his day off. Film at eleven.

Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Philly is the next market for the boys. Wake up WYSP...

[Smiledog11]

Ed? This is George Peterson! Stop touching Sloan!!!

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[Wolf]

Officer Jason Lee said a search warrant was served at Jones' home <P>
When did Jason Lee become a cop? <img width=100 src=http://www.accesswave.ca/~jasonlee/jasonlee_files/jlee.gif> <P>

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[TheMojoPin]

Officer Jason Lee said a search warrant was served at Jones' home

He kept offering everyone chocolate-covered doughnuts.

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[DarkHippie]

i wonder if he jerked off to pictures of a young Mickey Rooney

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[FMJeff]

well now we know why he wanted to get into Bueller's house so bad....

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[Ants In My Pants]

It makes me wonder if "I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind" actually had some hidden sexual double meaning.


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<font color=green>R.I.P. Black Irish, you will be in our hearts forever.</font>

[Michael Fury]

"If Ferris thinks he can coast this last month and still graduate, his ass is sorely mistaken."





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[Ants In My Pants]

"What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas. Last thing I need at this point in my career is fifteen hundred Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. Although that would be soooo hot."

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[SuperClerk]

ROONEY EATS IT

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[TheMojoPin]

So THAT'S why he was so horrified when that kid he thinks is Ferris turned around and turned out to be a girl.

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[Fallon]

Now we know why Ferris didn't want to go to school!

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[stump12]

" i dont trust that kid any farther than i can throw him"

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

well slam my bottom and call me kid. come and get me big boy!

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[NewYorkDragons80]

He kept offering everyone chocolate-covered doughnuts.
I believe it was chocolate covered pretzels.

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[SuperClerk]

I believe it was chocolate covered pretzels. <P>
I think Mojo meant because he is a cop, he would offer donuts instead of pretzels. <P>

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[TheMojoPin]

I think Mojo meant because he is a cop, he would offer donuts instead of pretzels.

Bingo-bango-bongo, baby.

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[TheMojoPin]

" i dont trust that kid any farther than i can throw him"

"I don't trust that kid any further than I can throw it IN him."

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 11-16-02 @ 11:46 AM

[bigbaldirish]

i dont trust that kid any farther than i can throw him

i don't trust that kid any farther than i can throw him the bone - Ed Rooney

[Yerdaddy]

Jeffrey Jones movie retitles:
Dr. Doolittle = Dr. Dolittleboys
Stuart Little = Stuart's Rippedhole
Sleepy Hollow = Pee Pee, Hello!
Ed Wood = Ed Woodn't, But His Little Brother Would
Hunt for Red October = Hunt for Red Rocket
Who's Harry Crumb? = Who's Hairless Bung?
Beetlejuice = Billy's Juice
Amadeus = Adam's Anus
Howard the Duck = Howard the Duck Taped Little Boy in My Basement

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[slitwrist78]

That could explain why matthew broderick was cool in ferris bueller and very very gay in everything that he has done since.

by the way pee wee was also arrested today for kiddie porn again, in fact they linked rooney to it from pee wee.

[fluffernutter]

Makes you wonder about any deleted scenes from Stuart Little. The adventures they didn't show.

I am gonna have a really hard time watching F B's Day Off again.

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[fiestygal]

OK, seriously i ALWAYS thought jeffrey jones was CREEPY...YUCK! like ALWAYS thought this and now him being a boy toucher now proves that fact

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