You don't drink, you don't smoke

[SMOOCH]

What do you do? (has nothing to do with the title, that was the hook, yo!)

Seriously, what do you do?

Student? What are you majoring in? Do you see a job actually being there for you when you get graduate?

Do you have a career, or is it just a job for now. Or, do you think you will just go from job to job and hopefully just happen upon a career? Do you care either way?

Are you just downright disgusted about the job market that you are eyeing the shotgun from your Pizza Dorito stained Easy chair?

Or are you just an optimistic soui and just know that the sun will come out, tomorrow tomorrow?

No matter what your replies are, I love you ALL!

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH :)

[Patches]

I'm wearing new socks today.

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www.silentspic.com
The Batches...Shady's back, back again. (7-3, most points overall)
"The way I hear it, Patches is some kind of butcher. A pitiless, psycho, fucked-up butcher."

[ADF]

I once ate a whole bag of peanuts.

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Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Xmas!

[Jennitalia]

i like to swallow

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[LilLibra]

... crazy ass people 'round here.


"I'm in a class all by myself... and its f*ckin' lonely."

[Knowledged_one]

i can walk and chew gum at the same time

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I was rollin, showin my age unshaven. Rugged with my timberlands, leaning to the side from the weight of the heat

[Patches]

Both of my testicles are descended. I am very proud of that.

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The Batches...Shady's back, back again. (7-3, most points overall)
"The way I hear it, Patches is some kind of butcher. A pitiless, psycho, fucked-up butcher."

[Jennitalia]

i have an innie and an outie

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[silera]

I fuck.



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<font size=3><font color=Blue>I can't stand myself either.</font></center>
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[Wolf]

Well, I attended Julliard. I'm a graduate of Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that! I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every time I see it! Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy. Now what do you think? You think I'm qualified?!


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[Death Metal Moe]

I substitute Folger's Crystals for real brewed coffee, then let the people know what I did. We all have a hearty laugh as I reveal my little devilish secret. I'm SO BAD! Tee hee hee.

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DEATH FACTION 4EVER!!!!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I work for Vandelay Industries.

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I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[Smiledog11]

I work for Vandelay Industries.


Are you focusing on the importing or exporting?

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[johnbravo]

I pick my nose and wipe it under other peoples desks at work


why just have a cup of dirt
how about a dirtshake or a dirt pizza topped with extra dirt or you can come over and we can hop in the sack and take a dirtnap

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I was actually considering a career as a latex salesman.

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I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[Katylina]

I am a special educator at a private school for children with autsim. There are four teachers in one class, and we rotate between the children. I also do SEIT hours (special education itinerant teacher) w/another autistic student at home and at a dance school. I've worked with her for the past two years.

I am almost done with my Masters in Reading Education at Post. Thank god!

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[Fallon]

I work for Vandelay Industries.
What delay industries? No.. no... you're way off.

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

I work for the Ritz Carlton in DC. I can't remember doing anything else. Ever. And I've only been there 3 months.

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The third sign of the Apocalypse

[Jennitalia]

I was actually considering a career as a latex salesman.




but i thought you always wanted to be an architect

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[walking joint]

i drink and smoke. i also work for a mutual fund company, though i wouldn't call it a career yet...at least i'm hoping not.

[Death Metal Moe]

I was waiting for SOMEONE to do this, but I guess if you want something done right....

What do you do?


Your Mom.



Thank you. Thank you.

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<marquee>THE BIG SEXXXY</marquee>
DEATH FACTION 4EVER!!!!

[DreamWeaver]

I give and recieve anal

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[grlNIN]

peanuts are salty, wait a gosh darn minute, those arent peanuts!!!!!! HEEEEY!


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[Rev]

I once thought i read a good post from Smooch, but quickly realied i was mistaken.

xoxoxo,
Rev

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[wilee]

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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[canofsoup15]

Sometimes i hide under my bed, and wish i was captain crunch, where i could live in a magical world full of cereal and get captain crunch whenever i want. Ahh the joy that would be.

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[Michael Fury]

Money good.





Gen. George S. Patton, June 1944: "Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country."

[flavorsaver]

I got busted in Florida for telling a cop to 'get bent'.

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[JustJon]

You don't drink, you don't smoke
What do you do?
Subtle innuendo follows.
Must be something inside.

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[El Mudo]

but i thought you always wanted to be an architect


you havent gone to work for the yankees yet?

maybe you could be a broadcaster, you always make good comments during the games..

"People try to say what goes on between Al Davis and the league doesn't effect what happens on the field, but there's no way you can tell me that's so"
--Future Hall Of Famer Tim Brown..

[TheGameHHH]

I eat my own poo.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Aggie rules!!!

[Smiledog11]

you havent gone to work for the yankees yet? <P>
maybe you could be a broadcaster, you always make good comments during the games.. <P>
have you thought about marine biology? <P>

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[flavorsaver]

have you thought about marine biology?


or golf?

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[Jennitalia]

these PRETZLES are making me THIRSTY!!!!!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I like horses. I could be a jockey.

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I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[Contra]

i like to swallow

I give and recieve anal


I talk to willing and eager girls


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R.I.P. Jam Master J

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

post

these pretzels are making me thirsty
man that was one of the best ones yet kramer killed me with the comercial

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

[SatCam]

Vandelay IndustriesI'll take 2 xxx-large

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[El Mudo]

I like horses. I could be a jockey.


remember, if relationship alice comes through that door, she will kill independent alice...An alice divided against itself...CANNOT STAND!!

"People try to say what goes on between Al Davis and the league doesn't effect what happens on the field, but there's no way you can tell me that's so"
--Future Hall Of Famer Tim Brown..

[ChickenHawk]

coke.


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"And I think a guy's dropping mud on 12, so don't look up." -Ron

[Heather 8]

It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination. <P>

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

I wear Bros instead of Bras

'..Keep your EYES on my BaBoomp BaBoomp Boomp!..'
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[El Mudo]

I wear Bros instead of Bras


im tellin ya...its the manzere!

"People try to say what goes on between Al Davis and the league doesn't effect what happens on the field, but there's no way you can tell me that's so"
--Future Hall Of Famer Tim Brown..

This message was edited by El Mudo on 11-14-02 @ 2:15 PM

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Serenity now!

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I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[wilee]

I gotta go back to work! The strike's over!

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[Knowledged_one]

I own a house in the hamptons with 2 horses: Snoopy and Prickly Pete

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I was rollin, showin my age unshaven. Rugged with my timberlands, leaning to the side from the weight of the heat

[Jennitalia]

i'm slippery as an eeel!

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[Doogie]

I work for Vandelay Industries.


Im a porno star, the name is buck naked...

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[Knowledged_one]

i am H.G. pennypacker a wealthy industrialist where i buy and trade men on a daily basis

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I was rollin, showin my age unshaven. Rugged with my timberlands, leaning to the side from the weight of the heat

[El Mudo]

I own a house in the hamptons with 2 horses: Snoopy and Prickly Pete


just make sure you keep rusty the horse out of the beef-a-reeno

and stay away from the salted, cured meats!!




El queso es viejo y moldio. ¨D¢nde est* el cuarto de ba¤o?

[JustJon]

I am the master of my domain.

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon6.jpg">

[Zipgun]

My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

<img src=http://atamichimpo.50megs.com/images/skidnosensesig.jpg>

[Jennitalia]

i work for Kremerica

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[Knowledged_one]

Kramerica industries huh....you working on their bladder system or their ketchup and mustard in the same bottle

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I was rollin, showin my age unshaven. Rugged with my timberlands, leaning to the side from the weight of the heat

[TheMojoPin]

My balogna has a first name.

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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and Minister of Bloody Mayhem.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

"I just wanna say one word to you. Just one... Plastics"

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I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[wilee]

"Love this mutton!"

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[El Mudo]

Kramerica industries huh....you working on their bladder system or their ketchup and mustard in the same bottle


do that as soon as you finish finding new shortcuts for the fire department...

million to one shot doc! million to one shot!!




El queso es viejo y moldio. ¨D¢nde est* el cuarto de ba¤o?

[DreamWeaver]

I bet on one horse to win and your mother to show

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[El Mudo]

isnt kramerica industries also responsible for the make your own pizza place and the coffee table book?

whenever im at a party i always try to stay around a proctologist..




El queso es viejo y moldio. ¨D¢nde est* el cuarto de ba¤o?

[Michael Fury]

What the butler saw .. .





"That truck is a COP MAGNET! I might as well be a black guy driving a large powdered donut!" -- Stacy Keach, "Titus"

[Jennitalia]

i cant go to atlantic city with you guys this weekend because i have to buy socks for Mr Pitt

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[Knowledged_one]

Would you like some Drakes coffee cakes while you are buying socks?

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I was rollin, showin my age unshaven. Rugged with my timberlands, leaning to the side from the weight of the heat

[El Mudo]

or some marble rye?

did you know the original title for war and peace was "war..what is it good for?"

UKRAINE IS NOT WEAK!!




El queso es viejo y moldio. ¨D¢nde est* el cuarto de ba¤o?

[Jennitalia]

I dont want to be a pirate!

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[Knowledged_one]

but are you afraid of clowns?

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I was rollin, showin my age unshaven. Rugged with my timberlands, leaning to the side from the weight of the heat

[A.J.]

"Nice game pretty boy!"

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A Skidmark production.

[El Mudo]

I cant find my copy of "tropic of cancer"




El queso es viejo y moldio. ¨D¢nde est* el cuarto de ba¤o?

[JerseyRich]

I claim outrageous things like...
I invented the question mark...

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

[Jennitalia]

He took it out

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[flavorsaver]

That's funny...

I lost my copy of The Falconer.

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[flavorsaver]

Funny meetin' you here...


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[Knowledged_one]

I choose not to race.

Knowledged_one is getting upset

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[El Mudo]

im still on strike from the bagel store...

someone get FDR to unwish his birthday wish on me!




El queso es viejo y moldio. ¨D¢nde est* el cuarto de ba¤o?

[flavorsaver]

flavorsaver likes his chicken spicy!

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[JerseyRich]

Kenny? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo!

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

This message was edited by JerseyRich on 11-15-02 @ 3:26 PM

[flavorsaver]

Bastards!

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[SoccerMom]

I draw pee pees and wee wees in library books.

[dassal3399]

when i hang out with friends, we always party...we drink we smoke and someone if not everyone ends up getting laid if not a blow job

I'M TONY MONTANA...YOU FUCK WIT ME?!...YOU FUCK WIT THE MAN!?!

[El Mudo]

jimmy doesnt like this! you just broke jimmy's nose! jimmy's gonna get you Kramer!




El queso es viejo y moldio. ¨D¢nde est* el cuarto de ba¤o?

[Jennitalia]

They're real, and they're SPECTACULAR!

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[El Mudo]

i cook vegetables in the shower..i prepare them as i bathe..




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[Doogie]

"Why do they call it ovaltine, the container is round, the cup is round...they should call it 'Roundtine'. Ohhhh that's gold Jerry!!! GOLD!!!"

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[El Mudo]

you stop short! we no do that in Korea!!




El queso es viejo y moldio. ¨D¢nde est* el cuarto de ba¤o?

This message was edited by El Mudo on 11-15-02 @ 4:27 PM

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'm working on the Penske file.

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I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[Jennitalia]

It feels like an Arby's night


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[Michael Fury]

"Rochelle, Rochelle" - The tale of a young girl's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.





"That truck is a COP MAGNET! I might as well be a black guy driving a large powdered donut!" -- Stacy Keach, "Titus"

[Miss Dolores Haze]

SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!

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"You see, she had absolutely nowhere else to go."

[pauly boy]

my name is hermie i want to be a dentist

"don't make me come over there for you tough guy"

[TheMojoPin]

Serenity now...insanity later...

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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and Minister of Bloody Mayhem.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[LatinSpiceXoX]

I'm gay? I'M GAY?... I'll show you I'm not gay. You wanna have sex right now? C'MON!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!! LET'S HAVE SEX!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

They're real, and they're SPECTACULAR!My favoritest quote from any episode ... and I use it daily! LOL

'..Keep your EYES on my BaBoomp BaBoomp Boomp!..'
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[Excomunicated Reeshy]

I dig the wax out of my ear with a pencil and then put the pencil back on the librarian's desk.

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