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RonMwangaguhunga
11-12-2002, 02:47 PM
My favorite ron and fez bit is the best old commercials. My favotire was CHARLIE. "There's a lalalalalala and they call it ... charlie ..."

Cybersoldier
11-12-2002, 07:03 PM
how about the wendy's commericals with the old lady saying where's the beef

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Death Metal Moe
11-12-2002, 08:11 PM
I miss the one where that FUCKING HOT BLONDE was naked, spraying herself with some crappy body spray.

DAMN YOU BLACK BOXES!

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KC2OSO
11-12-2002, 08:34 PM
Norah Jones - Don't Know Why.mp3

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Steels
11-12-2002, 09:05 PM
The Bud Bowls!

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ladygodiva
11-13-2002, 03:31 PM
how about the wendy's commericals with the old lady saying where's the beef <P>
I found a tshirt at the salvation army that asks Where's The Beef? I didnt realize it was from a commercial,it just amused me. <P>

Smiledog11
11-13-2002, 03:36 PM
how about Dr. J as Dr. Chapstick?

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Steels
11-13-2002, 03:39 PM
The epic "Children's Aid Society" song was killer!

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The Chairman
11-13-2002, 04:32 PM
Real old school commercial, usually played in NY during the Magilla Gorilla Hour:
The RITZ Thrift Shop:
"Some women lunch at The Plaza, ski at St. Moritz and buy expensive furs every year. Others just look that way."
Also the old guy who sold the classical music record set.
"....but did you know that was the Polovetsian Dance Number 2 by Borodin."

WintersEmbers
11-13-2002, 08:39 PM
OH GOD DO I MISS THE BUD BOWL! superbowl just doesnt seem the same without it...

viddy what todd did!
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LatinSpiceXoX
11-16-2002, 08:54 AM
Favorite Old Commercial
Kids playing patty-cake singing..
'.. Big Mac, Filet-o-fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries, Icy-cold thick shakes, Sundaes and Apple pie...'

'..Keep your EYES on my BaBoomp BaBoomp Boomp!..'
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Knowledged_one
11-16-2002, 09:00 AM
or the mcdonalds commercial: twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucechessepickleso nionsonasesameseedbun

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hatetreehighway
11-17-2002, 06:13 AM
where's the beef-clara pellar

dog food comersh-GROUNNNNNNND BEEF-talking dog. priceless
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billyio
11-17-2002, 10:23 AM
"Mikey likes it...hey Mikey"
That was a classic growing up...that and the Toys R Us Christmas commercials with the giraffes driving thru the snow. As if giraffes ever have to deal with snow? Them wacky 80s

See Ya!

billyio
11-17-2002, 10:23 AM
"Mikey likes it...hey Mikey"
That was a classic growing up...that and the Toys R Us Christmas commercials with the giraffes driving thru the snow. As if giraffes ever have to deal with snow? Them wacky 80s

See Ya!

NewYorkDragons80
11-17-2002, 05:46 PM
Remember the Wendy's commercial with the Soviet fashion show? That was f-in priceless!!!

"In war there is no substitute for victory."
-General Douglas MacArthur

"If gold should rust, what will iron do?"
-Geoffrey Chaucer

"Worship him, I beg you, in a way that is worthy of thinking beings.
-Romans 12:1

FelixDasGato
11-18-2002, 09:20 AM
Mr. Whipple,Morris das gato,Maytag man,Santa Norelco

You're soaking in it!
Pretty sneeky sis!

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Katylina
11-18-2002, 09:44 AM
Everything I think I see becomes a tootsie roll to me!

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RonMwangaguhunga
11-18-2002, 02:40 PM
how about that old "It's the number one fact of life ... VD .. around ..."

Miss Dolores Haze
11-18-2002, 02:54 PM
The drug commercial
Dad: Where did you learn to take these?
Son:I learned it by watching you!
Its a classic:)

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jafter
11-18-2002, 03:23 PM
How about the old anti smoking ad where the kid does everything his dad does.

Washing the car.
Sitting by the tree.
Firing up a cigarette.

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Jobberific
11-19-2002, 12:21 AM
The McDonalds jingle that went "Big Mac, Mc DLT, a quater pounder with some cheese, filet o'fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a happy mea...." The acutally did a promotion where they put this part cardboard part plastic football shaped record in like the newspaper and when you played it, if it made it through the whole song, you one a million dollars.

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hatetreehighway
11-19-2002, 08:48 AM
this is drugs this is your brain on drugs any questions........

AND SWIMWEAR VERY NICE.......

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dassal3399
11-19-2002, 02:51 PM
how about the commerical where the kid is sick and says...it will hurt, if i swallow...it will hurt, if i swallow...then he swallows and yells out mommy!

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hatetreehighway
11-20-2002, 08:58 AM
GREY POUPON..
EVERYBODY LISTENS..
WORLDS BIGGEST TOY STORE THEME SONG..


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Johnny4
11-20-2002, 01:57 PM
Snausages.

Rackin' up bad Karma since 1971!

Steels
11-20-2002, 02:07 PM
A great seasonal television & radio spot would be the Westchester County Fair Tune....<P>

"Everyone come join the fun at the Westchester County Fair...rides and attractions...non-stop action...folks, animals, fireworks too its the single most fun thing you can do"

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pauly boy
11-20-2002, 02:32 PM
i remember when i was a kid seeing the alka seltzer commercial where the fat guy keeps saying "i can't believe i ate the whole thing" well i believe it ya fat fuck. and i thought i was the only one who remembered that ad for the classical music albums that came on at 3 a.m cool beans chairman kaga

"don't make me come over there for you tough guy"

dassal3399
11-20-2002, 02:41 PM
how about the california raisins commerical...that annoyed the shit out of me

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Big Jim
11-21-2002, 04:23 PM
I am only 24, but here goes some memories for ya...
When I was a kid I still can remember the cartoon train "CHARLIE SAYS...Love my good n plenty..."

Bugs Bunny and Tweety Bird telling me to keep my pot handles turned in so I wouldnt burn myself with the salding hot water.

The Amazing Discoveries dude with the bad sweaters and the over enthusiastic englishman on the first Infomercials...

ITS THE MILFORD PLA-ZA!!!

Ronald McDonald Ice skatin over to the kid who was crying and picked him up, skatin with him....

When McDonalds was about the Good Times, and great taste...

I'm a pepper, you're a pepper, hes a pepper, etc etc etc

The Freedent Gum commercial "Freedents the one that took the stick outta gum...and freedent moistens your mouth...."

(wow, I watched and remembered too much TV as a kid)

Emmanuel Lewis telling us to do if we ever found a gun...

Those classic Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints commercials..

Zack, Zack, the lego maniac...

thats all I can think of for now!

I would REALLY love a new sig pic from some creative person out there!!!!

I love you all,
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legroommusic
11-24-2002, 01:04 AM
Mc Donalds ones were classic

The one where the guy drew a character eating mcnuggets and the character came to life to give him nuggets.

The one where the girl has a pioano recital and plays fur elise by beethoven and adds lyrics to it with the mc donalds menu.

I'm the saddest man in america.

RonMwangaguhunga
11-30-2002, 12:28 PM
what about those really odd Gloria by Murjani jeans ... like some Saudi Arabian bought company could sell jeans from Gloria Vanderbilt, the grandaughter of the magnate. Only in the Reagan 80s of excess!

Steels
11-30-2002, 12:46 PM
ITS THE MILFORD PLA-ZA!!!


What a coincidence! I had an interview in the city last week and as I was walking along 8th avenue I seen "The Milford Plaza". Immediately the song arose in my head....The doorman was even wearing the same uniform as in those commercials years ago!



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ThePointer
11-30-2002, 05:34 PM
The old Sassoon jeans commercial featuring Ron Dugay, Phil Esposito and Ron Greschner of the Rangers.

OooooLA LA Sassoon.

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ThePointer
11-30-2002, 05:36 PM
Another one that just came to mind-- National Airlines which no longer exists, used to feature a lovely stewardess ( yes they were called Stewardess in those ancient days) and after flashing a glowing smile the words were" I'm Jennifer Fly me!"


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RonMwangaguhunga
12-01-2002, 11:23 AM
Is That Freedom Rock? Well, turn it up!

Charleston Chewie is Chewey louie ... but not too Chewy!

At Space Farms, Sussex, New Jersey!!!

Apple's beautiful Think Different commercials

Nestle's N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestle makes the very best/ sweet dreams you can't resist

The Chairman
12-03-2002, 11:24 PM
How about the Chuck Wagon Dog Food commercial where the dog chases the red and white checkered chuck wagon and it magically escapes through the cabinet. Then you added water to the dry food and it turned into "gravy."

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Dewey
12-22-2002, 09:14 AM
Here goes:

"I'd like to buy the world a Coke"

Prisoners begin chanting 'Alka Seltzer, Alka Seltzer' and banging their silverware. Everyone did this at the school cafeteria one day. It was hysterical.

Farrah Fawcett started out doing Gillette Foamy commercials that were incredibly sexy. We didn't know who she was, but our nickname for her was "Creamy." You'd here someone yell "Creamy's on!" and everyone would come running to the TV.



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high fly
12-26-2002, 02:21 PM
Two ancient ones for you-1] the Noxema commercial with Brit Eklund in her prime-"Take it off, take it all off".2] Didja ever see the old GTO commercial when it first came out? It was a cartoon and in it a guy in a GTO pulls up to a red light next to a guy in another muscle car and the other guy acts like he wants to drag. They're looking at each other, revving their engines more and more, but each time the guy in the GTO revs his engine, the GTO sprouts all kind of scoops and pipes and whatnot, swelling into this massive, monstrous machine.

FelixDasGato
12-26-2002, 02:49 PM
This is serious , we can make you delerious, you should have a healthy fear of us, we're not candy!
More of a PSA than a commercial I guess, but what were they on to make up these little singing blue pills

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