Have you ever nearly killed a celebrity?

[Bob Impact]

This topic dawned on me this weekend when the car i was in almost ran over an older man and his wife. They walked right in front of the car on Broad Street in downtown Stamford CT. Who was this mystery couple?

Vince and Linda McMahon.

I won't go into too much detail, but i had been drinking and I was told that i shook Vince's hand from the back window and told him to "CRAWL AROUND LIKE A DOG!"

God I even embarass myself.

-Bob Impact
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[Fallon]

You almost killed god! You bastard! :)

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[Tenbatsuzen]

I used my gigantic noggin to accidentally headbutt NJ Governor Jim McGreevey.

If I was Samoan, I probably would have killed him.



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[Patches]

I was almost killed BY a celebrity. A very angry Dan Reeves nearly ran me over at Giants training camp in Albany, summer of 96.

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[Violent Jay]

ive never had the chance to be close enough to a celebrity to kill him/her

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[flipper21]

If wasn't a near-kill, but I was took out Jerry Springer. I was connecting through Cincinnati airport, sprinting like a madman to make my flight, and ran right into him. I stopped long enough over him sprawled out on his back to say "Hey, you're Jerry Springer!" And continued on my way.

I don't suppose I would have done any time if I actually did kill him?

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[clusterf@$#]

No, but a celebrity nearly killed me. One time I was walking by Madison Square Garden after a Knicks playoff game... and out drives latrell in his black Land Rover. Nearly ran my ass the hell over.

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[JerseyRich]

Myself and my gf were almost run over by Ben Stiller one night in NYC after he was leaving a Broadway show.

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[JerseyJoke]

i'm not sure if i almost killed a celebrity or she almost killed me? i was playing stickball with my buddies a few years back, and out of nowhere a car, all rigged up with filming equipment came straight at me. i managed to jump out of the way, but i had a plesant surprise when i saw jennifer anniston with the most horrified look on her face. definitely a better reaction than she could ever act. turns out they were filming some crap movie with jay mohr in my town. later that day i was helping my uncle move, he lived right above the barber shop they were using to film, and i ended up knocking over and breaking a prop. damn those people must have loved me...

"I should never have been convicted of anything more serious than running a cemetery without a license" -John Wayne Gacy

[shorty]

I hit Lisa Leslie (one of the best players in the WNBA) with my car. I was pulling into the hotel garage during NBA All-Star and she was crossing the driveway without looking and I bumped her.

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[AngelAmy]

ive almost been run over by bernie williams

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[TheMojoPin]

All I wanted to do was try and impress Jodie Foster...

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[The mighty Thor]

I almost ran over Joan Rivers
and her dog.
A while back I was driving
cross town on 55th street in
Manhattan, out of nowhere Joan
and her dog crosses the street
on 55th and 5th Ave on my
green light. I slam my brakes
and come to a stop, there she
stood right in front of me
like a deer stuck in
headlights scared out of her
mind, very close call.
She said: "Sorry, I'm soo
sorry". I screamed at her:
"You should stop with the
plastic surgery already, you
can't even open your fucking
eyes to see where your going"!
I felt bad for about a minute
after yelling at


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[The mighty Thor]

Seems like the whole post
doesn't come up sometimes,
missed the last part, her
lol.I did feel bad for yelling
at her, but only for a minute
or two.


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[Gvac]

I tried desperately to run down Jackson Browne in the parking lot of Giants Stadium one night, but to no avail.

I'm not sure why, but I've just always hated him.

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[The mighty Thor]

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[Gvac]

Evil but honest, Thor!

I can't stand that prick. "Runnin' On Empty" sends douche chills up and down my spine whenever I hear it on the radio.

If only I was sober that night; I may have been able to hit him.

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[erole]

Rosanne Barr singing the National Anthem. If the blood in my bleeding ears hadn't of clogged them shut...I would have died

[EffMeBoobs]

This happens more often than I think it ever would. If only I could accidentally run over Rosie o'Donnell. oh, I guess that would require reverse and drive a few times.

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[Abrasive Dean]

I nearly ran over British actress
Jenny Agutter (who has spent
much of her career getting
delightfully naked). She was in
Chelsea (London) and stepped
out in front of my car. I was about
to give her a string of well chosen
expletives when she smiled
sweetly. God she was hot!! I
cannot believe she is 49.

She was in An American
Werewolf in London she played
a nurse (she got naked).



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[El Mudo]

i once got in a big snowball fight with former washington capitals great Neil Sheehy...

did pretty good as i remember..hit him with about 8 or 10

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[Borne Too Loose]

My lawyers tell me i really can't say anything about it, but lemme say this: Carson Daly, you ain't gettin off that easy....

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I am the illegitimate son of Ron Bennington.

[Dirt Merchant 03]

m this pen into his neck, he's bound to die. I could be the man who killed Paul Stanley!"
But then I'd just have to deal with these tributes, and Idiots saying "he was a wonderful man". It was better not killing him I figured, so my laziness SAVED Paul Stanley.

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[TheMojoPin]

I hit Shaggy in the head with a beer once. This was back in like '96 in Bangkok, he had just performed a free show, and being the nobody pud he was, was just hanging around the bar afterwards trying to pick up girls. I was helping bartend, one of my friends asks for a beer, I toss it to him from like three feet away, it completely slips out of my hand, and clocks Shaggy right in the back of the head. And I'm proud of it.

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[A.J.]

If only I could accidentally run over Rosie o'Donnell. oh, I guess that would require reverse and drive a few times.


That's terrible! How can you ruin your car's suspension like that?!?! :)

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[KC2OSO]

I took a ride in an elevator with Tony Randall once. He kept looking at my crotch. I think he might be gay.

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[The Jays]

... I almost hit Method Man's SUV in a movie theater parking lot in Staten Island.... he had a toothbrush in his mouth... I was like "wha, wha, whatcha wanna do?" and he was like "hey man, no problem here, let me just run away scared..."

...that is all true except the part about me asking him whatcha gonna do, and him running away scared....

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[SuperClerk]

I was at a WWF Shotgun Saturday night show at Webster Hall in NYC. Bret Hart clotheslined Manking over the railing and he fell right into my lap. Oddly enough, I kinda liked it. BANG!!! BANG!!!!

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[Patches]

I was at Lollapalooza 96 and my friend got kicked in the head by a stage-diving Method Man.

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[Bob Impact]

If we're talking Music tour related mishaps I stage dove over Davey Havok's(of AFI) head and nearly took off one of his ears. I started in the back of the stage, ran forward, Davey got in the way, realized i was coming and dropped left and down, my shoe grazed his head going so fast you could hear the whoosh in the mic.

I was also in the press area of Warped Tour 2001 in Asbury Park. I was heading to an interview we had set up for my old webpage and turned a corner too quickly and ran face first into Henry Rollins' chest. He is a scary scary person, but he was cool about it.

-Bob Impact
"Welcome the whole new pain and take comfort in what you've become. I waved as I passed myself along the way. I have arrived so unashamed but my reflection no longer seems the same. It seems much dimmer now."- AFI, Exsanguination

[Rev]

No, but i came close to backhanding Minnie Driver once.
I met her backstage at a 3rd Eye Blind concert i was filming back when i worked for HBO's Reverb concert series.
Such a snooty english twat!!!!

xoxoxo,
Rev

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[Ants In My Pants]

This has nothing to with near death or a celebrity, but... <P>
I came close to beating the shit out of Busta Rhymes' father (he used to be my boss) one day. <P>

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[Death Metal Moe]

This one Time I was driving, Keanu Reeves was J-walking across the street......

Oh sorry. You said CELEBRITY.

My mistake.

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[mdr55]

Kenyon Martin (NJNets) almost ran over my friends at the Dunkin Donuts/Carvel/Togos in Fort Lee. And he was the one that acted like we did something wrong. Next time slow down punk ass- it's a parking lot not a speedway!

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[Mike Teacher]

Drove Robert Fripp to JFK once [3 hours] and drove him to and from a guitar meeting in 2000. That was an all-day affair, with about another three hours driving that day.

Robert Who?

Exactly. He one of those 'famous people no one knows about'. In the world of music his name will be quite familiar, but only to those who dig the kind of music he puts out. He kinda avoids celebrity like the plague.

Hence you probably havent heard the name; but on the "100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time" thread here; he's #42. So in the guitar world; he's up there.

For the unfamiliar:

Bowie: 'Heroes': the sustain-guitar, the signature lick, that's Fripp.
Bowie: 'Fashion': the wacked-out lead? Fripp.
Peter Gabriel: Hes all over the first three albums. The Guitar on 'Solsbury Hill and Games Without Frontiers are Fripp.
He's played on albums by The Damned, The Roches, Blondie, Brian Eno, Daryl Hall, The Orb, David Sylvian...

So, I was scared shitless in the car. I had EZ-Pass, and for some reason always ended up in a non EZ-Pass lane fumbling for change. Yes, the thought 'I do not want to be in the trivia books as the driver who killed Fripp' crossed my mind a few times.

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[smiler grogan]

I was working in an apartment above one owned by Connie Chung and Maury Povich and water line that services that section of the building burst. It flooded out part of there apartment thats as close as I came.
I was threatened by the Easton Assasian Larry Holmes with bodily harm once though.

[Sunrisa]

it was the morning of new years eve 1999-2000. driving in a car in manhattan ........
nearly run down dick clark who was jaywalking .....


I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.

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[mercury29]

Well there was that Shannon Tate broad, but I personally don't think she was such a big deal.

[mikeyboy]

Well there was that Shannon Tate broad, but I personally don't think she was such a big deal.


Sharon Tate. It makes your joke much less funny if you can't get the name right.

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[Tall_James]

Then NY Senator Alphonse D'Amato cut me off in Island Park NY and I nearly side swiped him. He waved and smiled.

I still voted for him.


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[JohnnyCash]

On 2 different occasions,I almost ran over Jeneane Goraffalo. Both times she was with her 2 huge dogs. First was on the corner of 7th ave. outside St. Vincents and the other time was on 6th ave and 12th street. She must live over there cause I see her all the time. Next time I will get her! I promise.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

at the same show my father almost ran over both Tatanka and Bam Bam Bigelow but not at the same time. Two different times within like 3 minutes of each other. That was pretty cool.

For non-wrestlers, my cheese bus almost hit Tom Hanks walking in the middle of the street. Another time a couple years later it almost hit the car of a guy that looked like Val Kilmer. I never knew whether or not it was him, but it looked really similar to him.