cockblockers

[F1Gm3nT]

cockblockers suck.... MOOOOS DEF!!! specially when you getin your game on and what not and one just comes on over and slides over.... and just basicly kills whatever game you got... specially when the person yapps away about... well... SHIT that really means... SHIT...
then there are those other cockblockers that cut your game off so they can get their game on with the girl you came with and the fucked up part (if it wasnt enough) they already have a girl

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This message was edited by F1Gm3nT on 11-11-02 @ 7:14 AM

[LtBoogaloo]

Do pets count? Technically they have no game of their own to run, but still, they interrupt at the worst possible times.

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[F1Gm3nT]

na thats just during sex and thats when you lock em out

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[grlNIN]

cockblockers suck, my friends used to do it to me and say the guy was sleazy then id turn around and theyd be up on him, i called a bicth out on it one time and i was u know what i dont do this usually but i am gonna throw down right now, she backed off bc i was drunk and shes a pussy. But yeah i hate guys who cockblcok other guys, its not fair game, let the best man win


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You should of stole his wallet

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[Katylina]

I am a cockblocker when the sleazy Mexicans try to stick their hard-ons in my friend's asses while we are dancing at the clubs. I tell them that my friend only likes the "box." When they try to do it to me, I just stand still and stop dancing until they move on to the next victim. Sometimes you need to block the cock. Really. You do.

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[Miss Dolores Haze]

I 'm told by my friend that I am the biggest cock blocker. I feel bad because half of the time I don't know I'm doing it.


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[DJEvelEd]

Shhhh...don't tell anyone but I called some of my girlfriends customers and pimps and told them that she had AIDS. Yeah it was wrong but it seemed like a good idea at the time. Karma is a beeotcchh.

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[SilentSpic]

I am a cockblocker when the sleazy Mexicans try to stick their hard-ons in my friend's asses while we are dancing at the clubs. I tell them that my friend only likes the "box." When they try to do it to me, I just stand still and stop dancing until they move on to the next victim. Sometimes you need to block the cock. Really. You do.Fucken mexicans, Don't grab the ass, go straight for the boobs.

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

You say you're talking to a girl.. and some guy come and interupts your GAME.. I don't know IF you knew this but, girls can tell when a guy is gaming... so even if someone 'cockblocks', if you would be approaching the female with sincerity instead of 'game', maybe she'd be more inclined to continue the conversation, by pulling you away from the blocker.

You have to give girls more credit, when we want something, we don't let anything get in our way to obtain it.

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[F1Gm3nT]

good fuking point!!!
thank you... been discsing this with people as well

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[Abrasive Dean]

If "your girl" goes off with some
other man she was never truly
"your girl" in the first place.

Read some of the replies from
the women posters. They are
DAMN smart!


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[TheGameHHH]

Cockblocking sucks ass, but shit happens and you have to move on.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Hosp]

And I still haven't heard from Katey....


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Hey ladies...How YOU doin?

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[Se7en]

This happened to me the other day. I was talking with this one girl I know, and I'm working towards something there, and out of nowhere her girl friend comes up and interrupts. Next thing I know, the friend is dragging the girl away, and I'm left stunned.

STUNNED I tells ya.

It was a shellshocking experience. I was all "...the fuck just happened?!?!"

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[Geppetto]

The friend to the rescue thing sucks. If your not interested just tell me to fuck off, at least then I have an answer. You can't hint at things with a guy, were stupid when it comes to that sort of thing.

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[F1Gm3nT]

Figment: I haven't heard you whine this much since you told me about your problems with flacidity and premature ejaculation...

DAMMIT DAN!!! that was supposed to be a secret...
yeah Im sorry about the whinning I have noticed taht I've been acting like a LIL BITCH
and I apologize....
and Hosp.... I feel ya

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[Jennitalia]

my mom and stepdad cockblocked me the other night. i hope they rot in hell now

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[Patches]

my mom and stepdad cockblocked me the other night. i hope they rot in hell now


Was that before or after you "dreamed about" them bangin balls?

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[Jennitalia]

nah, it was when i went to mohegan sun with them. i met a cute boy there

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

I was talking to this one girl at work last night who I was interested in, and she asked me to stay one more hour after I clocked out to talk to her (since that was the end of her shift) and this older guy comes in and starts "cockblocking" me. He's all flirting with her telling her how pretty she is, bla bla bla. Anyway he asks for her number and she writes it down on a card he provides (now lets bear in mind this is personal security for the president of Bolivia). After he leaves she asks when he's leaving because she gave him a fake number. That's my kind of girl there. =)

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[Rev]

I make it a point, not only to avoid hitting on the same person,but never dating anyone a friend of mine has already dated.

I hate competition. not that i fear it, but cuz it's pathetic.

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[Donnielimes]

I never understood a cockblocker especially when it was one of the people I would hang out with. Like what a fuckin Hater loser asshole to fuck up a primo situation. with chicks I could kind of accept it they got a wierd kind of competition control thing going on. ( You ever notice the chick on the rebound w/o a fucking man has the relationship advice like a fucking GURU) But Fellas What da Fuck!!!

[F1Gm3nT]

my game is back... sorry for the depresion... I got it back...
and Rev...
Bro's B4 Hoes
not sayin any girls are hoes... just that it rhymes
for girls it's
Chicks B4 Dicks

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[slitwrist78]

I don't belive in cockblocking I think it is every man for himself if someone is stopping you from getting somewhere with a girl he needs to be immdietly eliminated from the situation, whether it be through humiliation or violence.

[Jennitalia]

Chicks B4 Dicks



i'd choose dick over chicks anyday


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[Smiledog11]

Back in school we had this friend, nice guy but not really a ladies man and no social skills whatsoever. He cockblocked so bad we ended up nicknaming him the assassin because every time he'd step into the conversation you were having he murdered it! <P>

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[F1Gm3nT]

I don't belive in cockblocking I think it is every man for himself if someone is stopping you from getting somewhere with a girl he needs to be immdietly eliminated from the situation, whether it be through humiliation or violence.
if yu white... stay away form majority of the places I hang out... you get killed for shit like that... Look at alkey... he used to have normal sized ears...

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[SRFSTARVD]

if you would be approaching the female with sincerity instead of 'game', maybe she'd be more inclined to continue the conversation, by pulling you away from the blocker.



true... unless the chic is a total bitch

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[JustJon]

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[Jennitalia]

my close guy friends have always believed ya stand up for each other.



kinky

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[F1Gm3nT]

Jon: me and my friends ask eachother b4 we cut in tho... don't just do it dirty like that

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[jafter]

My best friend used to block me all of the time.

We would be at a party and I would hook up and my buddy would always do something to screw it up.

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[LilLibra]

You say you're talking to a girl.. and some guy come and interupts your GAME.. I don't know IF you knew this but, girls can tell when a guy is gaming... so even if someone 'cockblocks', if you would be approaching the female with sincerity instead of 'game', maybe she'd be more inclined to continue the conversation, by pulling you away from the blocker.

You have to give girls more credit, when we want something, we don't let anything get in our way to obtain it.

Couldn't have said it better myself.


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[fiestygal]

i know this is gonna sound corny but MY DOG IS A COCKBLOCKER! everytime my bf is over my house adn he puts his arm around me or we go in my room to hang and close the door MY DOG opens the door-YEA ITS POSSIBLE- and has to be in the room with us...if she jumps on the bed and we are just cuddling she will ALSO get right IN BETWEEN US!

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[jaxoncoherent]

being cockblocked sucks but it can be a big help if you are talking to somebody you just can't get rid of. I've found myself in the situation where i will lure a friend into a conversation i am having and then ease my way out. Its funny to watch them squirm when they realize why you bailed so quick

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[gordo]

my friends fucking cockblocked me all the time specially since they never talk to girls on their own. I gave up and now i just meet girls for them. Sucks absolutely

I am the Social Butterfly

[ShelleBink]

i know this is gonna sound corny but MY DOG IS A COCKBLOCKER! everytime my bf is over my house adn he puts his arm around me or we go in my room to hang and close the door MY DOG opens the door-YEA ITS POSSIBLE- and has to be in the room with us...if she jumps on the bed and we are just cuddling she will ALSO get right IN BETWEEN US!


i had a guy's dog rub himself all over me... it was ... interesting.

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