The worst pain???

[babychanel]

Breakup?
Teeth?
Death?
Nail in your foot?
Gun Shot?
Disease?
Fire to your home?
Loss of a arm?
Failing?
I really need the boards opinion at this very time I'm going into some pain! I need some advice to make me feel better.;)
Even if it's funny it would make me feel better. Thanks to all who adds to this THREAD!!!! What would I do without the board it keeps pulling me in!






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This message was edited by babychanel on 7-1-01 @ 10:54 AM

[The Blowhard]

Great question Chanel. I think some of the biggest pains are:
cable going out.
going to a ballgame and having it rained out.
My local donut shop closing early.
Hearing a woman cry after sex.
Handcuffs that are too tight.
Listening to "Don and Mike".
Running out of toilet paper while sitting on the bowl.
Watching "Friends".
Drinking Decaf.
I think that's enough for now.;)


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[Pootertoot]

-Sex with a cheese grater...It's all fine and dandy until the lube runs out.

-Chewing on tin foil. We've all done this out of morbid curiosity. Like giving a retard a handgun. You're fairly sure he's going to hurt someone, but you've got to see for yourself, just to be sure.

-Biting your own tongue. There's nothing more humbling to the human ego. Here we are, lords of the earth, masters of all we survey. We have conquered the seas and the skies, and have ventured out into the infinity of space...yet we haven't quite figured out our tongue ain't for eating.

-That Charlie Horse in your calf that you get sometimes in the morning when you're doing absolutely nothing. You're just sitting there andall of a sudden you're out of bed, limping around the room and squealing like a monkey on speed.

-Watching Keanu Reeves Act. It's like watching a live abortion. You can see the pained expression on his face as he tries to remember how his mouth works.
"You've got a gun pointed to your head...what do you do? WHAT DO YoU DOOOOOOOOOO?!"

-Cutting the inside of your nose with your fingernail when you're picking it. Don't try and kid yourself, we all know that you pick your nose, just admit it. I'm not talking serious injury...just when you dig a little too hard and you think you sliced something up there.

-Surveying all the young boys you've murdered and realizing you don't know their names but could describe every contour of their anus in vivid detail. I just want a relationship, you know? Some young, hairless boy to talk to...I guess I should take the duct tape off their mouths if I want that to happen.

I hope this helps. If not, I have two movies on my computer that might:

1) A monkey doing karate
2) The cutest movie ever, capable of killing the elderly with its sheer adorability.

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[Gwen]

Im gonna go with a few things here:

1. a bug bite on the bottom of your foot. (especially when your feet are too ticklish to scratch it)
2. A paper cut anywhere, but in particular on your tounge.
3. Cramps...enough said
4.Realizing someone you love doesn't love you back, but doesn't quite have the balls yet to tell you...yeah, that ones prolly the worst.

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[CYYYFYYY]

the worst pain.....
Reading 10 consecutive posts
by Producer Ron

Seriously.... Biting your
tongue and not being able to
talk because the pain is so
much and then someone holds
the door open and then you get
yelled at for not saying thank
you.

Watching the movie AI!!


David the Franchize
Let them eat Cake!

[skullcrush]

pokin at a lightning storm with a curtain rod

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[TomPoo]

IS the "do chills" (a reference from the O&A show)

The "do chills" is when you get that feeling that you have to do something and you can't.

For example, in the movie Swingers, when the guy keeps calling that girl he met over and over again, you sit there, uncomfortable as shit, and you want to do something but you can't cause it is a movie.

...Or

Your waiting for something, the mail, cause something important is arriving, and you are walking around your house trying to think of some way to make the mail get to your house faster, but there is nothing you can do.

That is the worst pain ever.

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
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[Pootertoot]

My poor Gwen. I still have the bat, if we need it.

Tom, I always thought they were saying "douche chills"...

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[TomPoo]

I always thought they were saying "douche chills"...


Pootertoot,

The first time i heard it was when a guy called to comment about the silent game. And I thought he said "... cause you want to DO something but you can't cause its the silent game"

I maybe wrong, but you still get my point.

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This message was edited by TomPoo on 7-2-01 @ 1:15 PM

[nailbiterfromqueens]

the worst pain ever is being stung by a bee in the palmn of your hand...trust me it can happen .
listening to Mr. boring Al dukes.
hearing moshin talk on the radio it just makes your ears bleed.
and last but not least having a hemmoriod and diarrea at the same time in a park with no bathrooms.. and trust me this also can happen.:)

i love fezzy and i also bite my nails!

[HordeKing1]

I'm no stranger to intense physical pain but no pain is worse than the death of a loved one, or the deathbed realization that destiny really was in your hands all along.

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[EffMeBoobs]

The day after back surgery and when you need to pop a joint back into a socket. Rip a nail totally off really is painful too.

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Piddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.

[The Blowhard]

One of the most painful things is not meeting you guys yet. OK, all at once, say
"awwww"!!! ;)
I'm sensitive.

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[AngelAmy]

getting your broken bone set that was the worst pain ive ever felt...even when i think/talk about it my leg starts to hurt

and prolly giving birth, but i have no personal experience

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[Pootertoot]

Gwen knows, I have the video that is guaranteed to cheer any woman up. Just ask.

I also have the most powerful tool to cheer a man up, Carter knows this. Think Monkey.

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[Circus Boy]

the worst feeling in the world is the hurt nose feeling...man i hate it so much

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[erinmoran]

The worse pain i was ever in was when the toilet bowl shut on my vaggy lips. Yeeeowch! Next was when i making love and the noose around my neck was too tight.

I love monkeys

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im still hot

[afrocops]

Having the gerbil claw it's way around your ass...

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[The Blowhard]

I just chased an ice cream truck 100 yards down the street and he never stopped.
That my friends is painful.

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[babychanel]

lol , check your mail want to see pain!!!

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[Fallon]

One time when I was a kid I was riding my scooter, hit a bump and flew over the handlebars.

Landed on my mouth, fucked up four of my front teeth. Hurt like a motherfucker.

-Another time I was playing street hockey, while running to get the ball I had my stick down.

Turns out I'm next to a curb, stick hits the curb and the butt end jams right into my nuts. That really hurt.

-One last thing, playing Manhunt in my cousins hood at night. Was running trying to find a place to hide and ran into a clothesline at full speed.

I fell right to the ground and had a red mark on my neck for a few days!

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[Dirtybird11]

losing sarah j

canadian chix suck!

[adolescentmasturbator]

Watching a pauly shore movie.

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[oldschoolbarb]

1. Closing the car door on your finger.
2. Blister on your foot combined with pain of new high heels.
3. Ice cream headache.
4. First time seeing ex-boyfriend w/new girlfriend.
5. Knowing you're about to get fired.
6. the soap opera "Passions".
7. Being accosted by a mime.

I want to carry Fez around in my pocket.

[The mighty Thor]

Hitting a big bump while
riding naked on my Harley
getting my balls bruised:)





Take a liking to a Viking

[Dirtybird11]

the worst pain ever?
thats easy WNEW 10AM-3PM

till the next line~

[Mike from Bklyn]

1.Falling on your face with your mouth open and hands at your sides.
2.Sticking the Q-tip to far in your ear.
3.Getting the tip of your finger caught in the car door where it makes youe nail turn black.(It never grows back in right after that).
4.Getting an impacted wisdom tooth taken out when the tooth cracks in half while the dentist is pulling so hard that it feels like your neck is going to snap.
6.My Dad was shot in the leg and he said about 10 minutes after the bullet went in that it hurt really bad.

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[Koala]

Death of a loved one.

LABOR is VERY painful.

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[Austin]

Getting hit by a car and landing on ure side. Trust me.

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