Spy Report! Jennifer Lopez Requests That World Never Take Her Seriously Again

[ChickenHawk]

Ok, two things to say here in this post:
#1) Yes, Jennifer Lopez is still dating Ben Affleck, and you know what that means? Why bother dating someone if you're not gonna marry them? Ben Affleck is P-whipped, or in his case, big-round-ass-whipped, so he couldn't resist. They're getting engaged. What a joke. What is this, her 4th marriage in 2 years? How long do you think this one will last? And somehow she'll end up coming on Oprah and getting a standing ovation. Here's the official story:

http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=entertainmentnews&StoryID=1709890

Next up is -
#2) The greatest news blooper of all time. I'll let it speak for itself:

http://www.videoclipstream.com/akamai/h-l/jaylo/oops_email.html

(Be patient while it loads. It looks like it's not doing anything, but it is. Some weird-ass media player.)

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[canofsoup15]

HAHAHAH that second link is funnay.

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[pinkyfloyd]

She is such a golddigger! No way in hell this marriage lasts more than 2 years. Those 2 fucks deserve each other. If there's any justice, a meteorite will crash into the reception hall.

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Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

[blakjeezis]

I believe that's called a Freudian Slip.

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[TheMojoPin]

I believe the world shouldn't give a shit. All I know is "Jersey Girl" is directed by Kevin Smith and has both Stephen Root and George Carlin in it, so it's gonna rule hard.

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[smiler grogan]

by the way


"she used to have a little
now she has a lot
but she's still jennie from the block "
thank god cuz i was concerned that she forgot the block.
ugh

[thegreekchic]

PLease j-ho will proably end up breaking Elizabeth Taylor record for marriages.






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[Sheeplovr]

I believe the world shouldn't give a shit. All I know is "Jersey Girl" is directed by Kevin Smith and has both Stephen Root and George Carlin in it, so it's gonna rule hard.


I will still see it but i alreayd know it will probly blow

it seams once kevin started gettign regualr sex he forgot what he was doing

but can u blame him look atr his wife shes hot so fair enough

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Greatest Kevin Smith line of all time...

My wife gave me a look that said, "I can't believe I let someone as geeky as you put his cock inside of me."

- Arena Magazine, last summer.



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[TheMojoPin]

it seams once kevin started gettign regualr sex he forgot what he was doing

Hey, "Dogma" and JASBSB worked fine by me. Besides, this is more like a return to the style of "Chasing Amy", which rules. Painfully so.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Can someone explain to me why a former entertainment writer for USA Today was doing as the sidekick to Eliza Dushku, Ali Larter, and Shannon Elizabeth?

Unless it was just Smith's excuse to see his wife in a hot catsuit.





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[Knowledged_one]

Jamie Foxx had it right when he said: "I knew J-Lo back before she was famous, back then we just called her hey ho"

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[Doogie]

That second clip is great "Ablow job, uhhhh I meant a block party"...and he apologized for it to like an ass...what a maroon


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[Sheeplovr]

Hey, "Dogma" and JASBSB worked fine by me. Besides, this is more like a return to the style of "Chasing Amy", which rules. Painfully so


hey now cow boy i said nothing abouy them
how dare you accuse me

im talking about jersey girl

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[Johnny4]

I have lost all respect for Ben Affleck. I wouldn't park my car in Puffy old parking spot. Forget about getting some cross contamination from him.

Rackin' up bad Karma since 1971!

[LatinSpiceXoX]

She is such a golddigger!
Not to defend her, because I swear SHE has completely lost it, I THINK, but HOW is she a GOLDDIGGER if her first marriage was to a cuban/latin waiter in Miami and the 2nd was to a backup dancer?

Anyway, I don't agree at all with her behavior. She disregards the 'dating' process and skips straight to the chapel. It's disgusting and immature and there's no way anyone is going to respect her desire to become a better actress/artist, (even less) from now ON, if she continues the stupid habits.

I do enjoy seeing her videos and her in films, including interviews only because she is very charismatic, beautiful/sexy and has an on-screen aura about her... but that should'nt give her a right to come out and say she's proud to be 'LATINA' and then go and represent us in the same way that, I, MYSELF, have taken upon myself to work hard to not become. This typical PuertoRican stereotype disgusts me and leaves me with no hope for the future latin ladies and gentleman of this nation.

Grrrrr

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[TheMojoPin]

hey now cow boy i said nothing abouy them
how dare you accuse me

But he was getting that regular sex you're saying is bringing him down during both of those flicks...

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[Sheeplovr]

But he was getting that regular sex you're saying is bringing him down during both of those flicks...



no we all know the truth they made the baby and now there humping like rabbits

and its the LA pollution

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[TheGameHHH]

Can anybody get me a clip of that "Blowjob" thing that will work with a Mac. Anytime I've tried to download it, it won't work.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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