Best joke

[Violent Jay]

what is the best joke you have ever heard. I bet a kid that i could find a joke that owuld make him laugh(he has no sense of humor)so i need help

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I really am a nice kid in a break your neck kind of a way

[dcpete]

A man walks into a psychologists office wearing nothing but cellaphane. <P>
The shrink takes one look at him and says



I want to date an anorexic chick so that if we are weighed together we'll appear to be a normal couple.
I'm bored IM me at gpigking

[Fa Chii]

After a speech at the U.N. President Bush is making his way to his limo. One of his aides brings over the new Saudi Ambassador for a meet and greet. President Bush obliges and asks if the man has any needs or questions. The Saudi thinks a second and says

[Fa Chii]

"My son is a huge Star Trek fan but he gets angry watching the show. He says they have whites, blacks, and asians but no middle easterners. Why is this" President Bush smiles and replies "Well you see Star Trek takes place in the future...."

[Drudge Jr.]

already posted this

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