10 Reasons why porn is better than real sex

[Donnielimes]

1 100% Disease Free
2 Fast Foward
3 Rewind
4 Less Clean Up
5 Fake Boobs
7 Mute Button
8 Cheaper
9 Quicker
10 Cleaner

[AngelAmy]

havent convinced me yet

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[silera]

Maybe if reason #6 were there, I'd be convinced.



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[Jennitalia]

i thought you were giving up on porn?

and i'll take the feel and taste of real cock over any porno anyday

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[Michael Fury]

Cheesy porn movie music, maybe - but ain't nothing quite like s-e-x, dude.






Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"

[Rev]

ever watch porn while having sex?
two great tastes that taste great together!

xoxoxo,
Rev

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[Jennitalia]

yeah, but a girl can be easily disappointed if she's fucking her guy and watching porn, and then compare's the porno guy's schlong to the one that is currently being rammed in and out of her tookie

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[ToddEVF]

reason 6 (the lost reason)
you don't have to talk to your hand afterwards

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[Ants In My Pants]

Rewind I've always wanted to watch a porno in reverse, so I can see sperm fly out of a woman's mouth and into a man's penis. i'll take the feel and taste of real cock over any porno anyday Hell yeah, me too!... umm, I mean, uhh... I mean it's good that you feel that way... yeah, that's what I... umm... <P>

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[Miss Dolores Haze]

I've always wanted to watch a porno in reverse, so I can see sperm fly out of a woman's mouth and into a man's penis. That would be great in any situation. I would love to shoot sperm from my mouth into guys eyes and ear lobes <P>


"You see, she had absolutely nowhere else to go."

[ChickenHawk]

Reason #6: Just kidding,
sex is a thousand times
better than porno.


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"And I think a guy's dropping mud on 12, so don't look up." -Ron

[TheGameHHH]

Porn is never better than real sex, EVER!

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

u guys know 6 is bad luck.


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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Donnielimes]

REASON #6 Porn is better than real sex because you don't have to pay child support for 20 years after a one night stand with a disc.

[silera]

REASON #6 Porn is better than real sex because you don't have to pay child support for 20 years after a one night stand with a disc.

Every time you post I get more and more repulsed by your very existence on this planet.


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[malachi]

Porn is good
Sex is MORE gooder.


"If I can't be my own, I'd feel better dead."

[blakjeezis]

4 Less Clean Up
What's easier than leaving her in the wet spot and going to sleep.

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[CaptClown]

two great tastes that taste great together!


Hey! You got porn in my sex!

Hey! You got sex in my porn!

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[ADF]

porn is better than real sex


Clearly, you are insane.

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Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Xmas!

[Jobberific]

I'm going to give up on porn and just run batches to jennitalias posts.

"DANCE MONKEYS!!!! DANCE FOR OUR PLEASURE!!!"

[Donnielimes]

The fact that some people dislike me actually makes me feel good about who I am and where i am in my life right now.

[silera]

The fact that some people dislike me actually makes me feel good about who I am and where i am in my life right now.


Actually, I don't dislike you.

I have issues with child support, and particularly men that don't pay it.

You obviously won't have that problem seeing as how you prefer porn to sex.


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[BeeGirl]

How about making porn?? Isn't that kinda like getting the best of both worlds. Having sex and watching the rerun later?! <P>

[Cybersoldier]

Porn is good
Sex is MORE gooder.

can't say it better myself, especially if I even had sex

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This message was edited by Cybersoldier on 11-8-02 @ 12:10 PM

[TheMojoPin]

How about making porn?? Isn't that kinda like getting the best of both worlds. Having sex and watching the rerun later?!

Yup, there's nothing I like better after a passionate 16 hours of lovemaking than to just settle back, turn on the TV, and watch my white ass bounce up and down, over and over again. With the camera angle never changing. Hmmmm, there's my taint. Yeah, grand.

Well, it's official. Homemade porn is awful.

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Donnielimes]

[quote]How about making porn?? Isn't that kinda like getting the best of both worlds. Having sex and watching the rerun later?! <P>
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Sound like alot of work good, hard, worthwhile, rewarding, WORK.

[Donnielimes]

How about making porn?? Isn't that kinda like getting the best of both worlds. Having sex and watching the rerun later?!

Sound like alot of work good, hard, worthwhile, rewarding, WORK.



This message was edited by HordeKing1 on 11-8-02 @ 11:45 PM