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Death Metal Moe

11-06-2002, 07:36 PM

Has anyone seen the commercials for Sandler's new holiday cartoon called "8 Crazy Nights"? It looks HORRIBLE!

1sst of all, I guess he thinks he's Mel Blanc now too cause he's the voice of a character that looks like him, and 2 old people who I guess might be his parents.

Now the animation reminds me of that "HEAVY METAL" stuff. And that's OK. My only problem is, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STUPID MOVIE GOING TO BE ABOUT!!! JESUS CHRIST!

It sounds like it's going to be an hour and a half long Jewish stereotype joke. The 2 old people are setting up to be a stereotypical jewish couple, and there's even an updated verson of "The Hannukha Song!" (joy!)

So I stopped going to see the SAME RETARD CHARACTER HE DOES IN EVERY MOVIE with Big Daddy. Is there anyone out there who longs for MORE Sandler?

Oh, and just to let you know, I LOVED his "They're All Going to Laugh at You" CD. So I'm not a Sandler Hater, just sick of the same recycled shit.

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TheGameHHH

11-06-2002, 08:21 PM

I personally think he's trying to hard, this movie looks like it's gonna blow.

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TheMojoPin

11-06-2002, 08:21 PM

I have, however, paid to see him in "Punch Drunk Love". Three times. What an adorable film.

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ToddEVF

11-06-2002, 08:23 PM

Pay? who needs to pay when you have 5 free days and a 56k modem?

Honestly the animation looks good, but Sandler is trying to hard. Recycled crap = even more crap.

But i can see the oscar blurb now. . .

Adam better Sandler for runner up at the oscars. . . ge ge ge

Its going to suck long and will hardly be funny

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11-06-2002, 10:51 PM

I thought he was trying to go the Tom Hanks route? He was trying to become a serious actor. Punch drunk love and Mr. Deeds were supposed to steer him that way. This dumb cartoon is going to hurt him in the longrun.

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WintersEmbers

11-07-2002, 04:11 AM

i stopped watching after happy gilmore...dont plan on starting again. maybe ill see punch drunk love but thats the extent of it.

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Tall_James

11-07-2002, 04:36 AM

Now the animation reminds me of that "HEAVY METAL" stuff.
Me too! And that kinda creeps me out for some reason.

I like Sandler movies (I'm a repressed 14 year old, so sue me) but this one looks like it is seriously going to suck.

Call it the curse of Winona Ryder.

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SoccerMom

11-07-2002, 04:51 AM

I always thought Adam Sandler was funny on SNL, but I think this cartoon may just push him into the relm of whoredom. I rented "Mr. Deeds" and it was absolutely painful to watch. My 8 yr old thought it was great, but that's the same kid who thinks the NADS commecial is the funniest thing on tv.

TheMojoPin

11-07-2002, 08:04 AM

"Punch Drunk Love" will do nothing to expand him as a serious actor. It was written especially for him, and all it does is offer a different view of his usual "I'm talking all quiet and adorable ANDNOWI'MLOUDAND FUCKINGPSYCHOTIC!" routine.

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Jennitalia

11-07-2002, 08:10 AM

i think i'd rather see swept away

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Wolf

11-07-2002, 08:25 AM

the same kid who thinks the NADS commercial is the funniest thing on tv.

Well, it is the funniest commercial on tv. "NADS for your face." "You are guarenteed to get great results every time with NADS."
http://www.nads.com

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TheGameHHH

11-07-2002, 11:55 AM

I heard Punch Drunk Love was one of the worst movie's ever made. I know several different groups of people who literally walked out on the film.

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canofsoup15

11-07-2002, 11:59 AM

Damn you cuttericeman, you stole my quote. NADS is the funniest commercial on T.V., i mean c'mon, its NADS.

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TheMojoPin

11-07-2002, 12:19 PM

I heard Punch Drunk Love was one of the worst movie's ever made. I know several different groups of people who literally walked out on the film.

Didn't you also start that "I hate The Royal Tenenbaums" thread a couple months back?

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Sheeplovr

11-07-2002, 01:44 PM

Didn't you also start that "I hate The Royal Tenenbaums" thread a couple months back?

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End that with a "booya" my friend or "Take that Cocheese"

Punch drunk love was good its creepy funny weird and HAs a song a song from popeye the movie

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NewYorkDragons80

11-07-2002, 03:31 PM

I think it's gonna be funny. The short old man in the commercials is "Whitey" from his album "Stan and Judy's Kid". The bit is hysterical.

I've liked all of Adam's movies. Mr. Deeds was adorable, how could you not like it?

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NewYorkDragons80

11-07-2002, 03:34 PM

On a related note, Wes Anderson movies ROCK!!!

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Dave from Queens

11-07-2002, 07:20 PM

not a fan of the sandler movies either

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canofsoup15

11-07-2002, 07:25 PM

Hes has his funny movies (Happy Gilmore, Waterboy) and then he has the stupid ones (Big Daddy, The Wedding Singer).

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TheMojoPin

11-07-2002, 08:27 PM

Hes has his funny movies (Happy Gilmore, Waterboy) and then he has the stupid ones (Big Daddy, The Wedding Singer).

You got "Waterboy" and "Wedding Singer" mixed up.

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Death Metal Moe

11-07-2002, 10:53 PM

"This looks like a good piece of SHIT."

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Johnny4

11-08-2002, 02:24 AM

I think it is just an attempt to get a popular Chanukah cartoon in the mix. Jewish people seem annoyed that Christmas is such a popular holiday with their kids. Many Jewish people have even begun to put up trees and hang blue lights. More power to them, whatever makes the holidays better for the kids is always good.

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WintersEmbers

11-08-2002, 04:12 AM

if my grampa were alive to see jews putting up trees with blue lights he'd put there eyes out with dradels...he was very jewish and very proud of it and i dont think they need to conform just because christmas is a larger holiday, and sandler is only funny in his first 2 cd's and first 2 movies

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Fallon

11-08-2002, 04:23 AM

Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore are great, other than that every other movie he has done is average.

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Patches

11-08-2002, 05:03 AM

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STUPID MOVIE GOING TO BE ABOUT!!! JESUS CHRIST!

Well, no Moe, I don't think it will be about Jesus Christ at all. I think its a Hannakuh movie, dude.

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TheMojoPin

11-08-2002, 08:21 AM

Well, no Moe, I don't think it will be about Jesus Christ at all. I think its a Hannakuh movie, dude.

Hey buddy, this is a REPUBLICAN America now...get with the Christ program or GET OUT!

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Rev

11-08-2002, 09:43 AM

i would imagine the few drunk people who got hammered at one of his shows, had unprotected sex, and had kids.
they'll bring their child to see it.

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