What was one of your (we know there are many) drunkest moments?

[Blondie]

For me it was a few summers ago. I spent the summer at the beach, ended up getting wasted at a local bar (I swear my drink was drugged),and I ended up at home, hours later with a pocketbook with nothing in it (no cell phone, wallet, money). I had a ripped skirt and no recollection of the evening. Luckily...I had friends that took care of me the entire evening. I will never again touch those captain and cokes. But I did end up with a few numbers in my skirt pocket...



This message was edited by Blondie on 11-6-02 @ 11:24 PM

[ToddEVF]

it was my 15th birthday (new years eve of 1999) I had smoked way too much and coupled that with ether and liquor. . . I hit on my friend's g/f and passed out between the two beds in the motel room. where i puked and was rudely awaken from my pass out to be stripped and dragged into a cold shower. I spent my time from 3 AM to 6 AM waiting for my clothes to be washed as I sobered up and watched a chick on chick in the bathroom, from the shower. those were the days

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[fiestygal]

hey boys and girls...can we say ROCK n RIBS at the HARD ROCK...can we say FUCKED UP and EMBARASSED.. E-M-B-A-R-A-S-S-E-D

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[Blondie]

Oh yeah...I forgot about the drunkfest at the Big Ass Night of Frights...sorry people for being an ass.

[Death Metal Moe]

I got so drunk on Bud ice and Absolute Currant that I had my buddy punch me in the face. I didn't go down the 1st time, so he smacked me again, and I passed out for a few minutes. That night I puked on myself, and had to shirt to change into. So when I went home, I had to tell my parents that I got in a fight in the Taco Bell parking lot, got beat up, puked on myself, and then had to have my friends save me.

The sympathy of the needing to be saved convinced them, I think.

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[GrimSanity]

"I vomited myself" such memories and now you know never let me get todd drunk. it was quite funny. and i didn't strip him down we had someone else do that.

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[furie]

SUNY at Buffalo '92
I was drunk, tired, and I wanted to go home. So I wandered out of the dorm party i was in to walk across the quad to my room. Of course it was snowing, and I had no shoes on.

Halfway there, I felt the sudden and strong urge to just lay down where i was and go to sleep. in the snow.

Fortunately my roommates found me and put me to bed. Unfortunately, they shaved my head in the process.


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[TheGameHHH]

I once (after about 12-15 Bud Ice's) followed a girl around one night telling her she looked exactly like Jennifer Love Hewiett. I was so convinced that she looked like her, I had the girl sign a piece of paper saying she was her. It was quite embarassing.

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[TheMojoPin]

I once blacked out in a back alley in Bangkok.

I could say more, but you really can't beat that first sentence.

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[ToddEVF]

"I vomited myself" such memories and now you know never let me get todd drunk.


That line haunts me! I can never let that one down. . . oh well. . .

There was this time i 1st tried ever clear. Took a big gulp right out of the bottle. It was so strong Grim was getting drunk from me breathing. so i miixed some everclear into a 20 oz. Fruitopia, drank it, and passed out while atching Fight club. and there was no puking involved

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[GrimSanity]

and remember dynomiteK is a gettho marshmello

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[ToddEVF]

and remember dynomiteK is a gettho marshmello


and don't forget him being Muhammad Ali the Ghetto Marshmellow. that was some classic moments from my 15th b-day. . .
. . . those were the days

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[Cybersoldier]

August of this year, after the Rock n rib, that I feel was my drunkest moment

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[SMOOCH]

say FUCKED UP and EMBARASSED.. E-M-B-A-R-A-S-S-E-D
Was it as bad as making the point that you were really embarrassed and then spelling it wrong? ;)

My worst moment was after some ill advised shot contest. A bottle of Southern Comfort and some other shit later, I couldn't see the road (I wasn't driving, being driven). The lights were a blur, and my last thought was that I was going to die. For real. But I survived, and to this day, Southern Comfort is the only stuff I can do a shot of without gagging. Go figure.

[Doogie]

One time I passed out after a verryyyyyyyy long day of drinking and then woke up after a few hours of sleep. I got up to go to the bathroom, the only thing was that I did not realize that it was the corner of a room and started to pull the "mili-monster" out till one of my friends shouted my name and awoke me...one of my prouder moments

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[fiestygal]

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[Rev]

Years ago, i got dumped by a skank.
I drank 9 triple shots of vodka in a row, on an empty stomach, in a matter of 20 minutes.
The rest of the night is a blurr partially, but i was told that i beat up a few people, along with scaring many others.
I've since then appologized to all parties i supposedly scared or injured, and made ammends in other ways.

I've since sworn off vodka.

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[blakjeezis]

There's two that spring to mind, there are many more believe me. The first was not so long ago, I came home, after a night on the town, got into bed and decided I had to go to the bathroom. I climbed over my then girlfriend, stood next to the bed, and started to pee on her night stand.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing?!?" She was screaming.
"Going to the bathroom," I replied, finished, got back into bed, and went back to sleep.
The second was New Year's ohhhh long about 5 years ago. I was in a bedroom talking with a girl, we were having an argumnet and she said something to upset me and I decided I wanted to leave. The door was locked and I was so hammered that I couldn't figure out how to open it. So in between yelling at this girl, I took two shots and removed the door, hinges and all, from the frame. The next thing I remember is her on the front lawn screaming at me that I'm a fucking monster. I felt so bad, I'm sure I scared the shit out of her.


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[Jennitalia]

most recently, it was at a friend's wedding and i had just a wee too much wine (the reception was at a vineyard)...and i ended up going out to the parking lot for some air and i ended up puking on Jon's pretty lil car...

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[Miss Dolores Haze]

There are so many that come to mind but this was about six years ago. My friend's going away house party and we played the game asshole. I was the president calling socials about every 20 seconds. I was drinking blue whales and vodka with powdered kool aid(not mixed with water). Needless to say I ended up on the floor watching the sex pistols not being able to move. Then some guy carried me out over his shoulder into my friends car.It was great. My name is Dolores H and I'm an alcoholic:)


"You see, she had absolutely nowhere else to go."

[Dark Forest]

This happened to me quite a few years ago...
I had gotten really fucked up after a shitty break-up. It just so happened to be Daylights saving time that night, and on the way home, while stopped at a light I noticed that there was a clock above the doorway to a bank that was (obviously) an hour off.
"Pull over" I told my friend who was driving me home.
"Why?" he asked.
"That clock's wrong. I'm gonna fix it for them."

Like a dumbass, he pulled over and I climbed up on the railing on the steps to the bank. Reaching up I was about 6 inches away from the hands of the clock. Being pushed by Captain Morgan...I lost my footing, fell and BADLY sprained my ankle. I crawled back into the car and couldn't even talk because of the pain.

Back to waitering two days later was REALLY interesting.

That's my 2 cents. Bring back the change.

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[silera]

I got plastered at the O & A Celebrity softball game. I probably drank 24 Jello shots, and at least a dozen beers. We get home, to shower and change to go to Mulcahy's and I passed out on the bed.

Apparently, I woke up because I had to pee and walked out in front of Alkey and FN Moron in a G-String and started scratching at the bathroom door like a puppy.

I don't remember doing any of this at all.


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[Ants In My Pants]

I got up to go to the bathroom, the only thing was that I did not realize that it was the corner of a room
I had a similar experience. I was drinking at a friend's house and I had to pee really bad. I asked him where the bathroom is and he said "just make a right, it's the first door". I made the right, opened the door, lifted the lid and was enjoying a very relieving piss when all of a sudden, my friend walked in and yelled at me "DUDE!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??? YOU'RE PISSING IN MY FUCKING CLOTHES HAMPER!!!" Oops.

Fun times.

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[Michael Fury]

When I 69'd my girlfriend on my front lawn.





Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"

[SoccerMom]

At Delhi, I fell asleep on the toilet in the boys' side of the dorm and my friend Gay Bob had to crawl under the stall door to wake me up.

[gone]

When I 69'd my girlfriend on my front lawn.



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[Zoefus]

Back in the day there was a club on LI that had Ladie's Night on the weekend, $5 all you could drink. Me & a friend went on a Saturday night, decided free drinks weren't good enough, agreed a few pitchers of Kamikazi's would wash them down nicely. Got totally loaded, went to the Ladies Room & promptly passed out on the john. My friend couldn't find me, assumed I'd made friends & left, so she left. I woke up at 8AM Sunday morning, the club was locked & I was locked in. Had to bang on the door until some guy buying bagels next door finally called the cops, who called the owner, who came & let me out. Oh yeah, and then I had to call my DAD to come get me since my friend had been my ride the night before. He had absolutely no sympathy for me & needless to say, I never went back there again.



This message was edited by Zoefus on 11-7-02 @ 9:08 PM

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probbably im'ing jennitalia and not knowing who i was talking to for a good hour and she just wouldnt tell me...i eventually figured it out but by that point i pretty much passed out at my computer desk.

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[Fezzie-Lo]

I'm a huge pats fan. So my friend and I played anti-social and locked ourselves in his dorm room with two cases of bud for the super bowl. When Vinatieri hit the game winning field goal, I figured chugging Jack was a great way to celebrate on top of about a case of bud.

Next thing I know, I wake up naked in bed the next morning. My knee is bleeding and I found out I dropped mud in my roomates backpack full of all his books and notes. I was looking to be euthanized at that point.

[malachi]

after a full day of drinking,I was at a friend's apartment. She lived on the second floor, just above the building entrance. I had to puke, and the window was the closest thing to me. While I ralphed, i heard someone scream. My friend ran downstairs, and when he came back, he told me he saw his neighbor getting up frome the ground. Apparently, she slipped in it!!

"If I can't be my own, I'd feel better dead."

[flipper21]

I'd have to say my bachelor party. We started in a Portugeuse restaurant in the Ironbound section of Newark, eating copious amounts of paella and chugging sangria. From there we went to a strip bar where no one spoke English for several beers. Next it was McGovern's, our favorite Irish haunt for shots of Bushmill's. I should mention that traveling was via rented van with several coolers. The final stop for me was Shaker's on Bloomfield Ave. in Newark. It was there that I passed out under the van in the parking lot while the rest of the party whooped it up inside. They did check on me occasionally and rifled through my pockets for singles. I proceeded to puke many times and wound up being taken back to my future bride's house by the father-in-law to be. She wasn't home, so I climbed into her bed to sleep it off. She came home to find me fully clothed, shoes covered in crusted chum and little bits of asphalt imbedded in my cheek. Needless to say, she knew she had herself quite a find. <P>
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[Blondie]

Funniest f-ing thing I ever saw...we were having our college graduation party and I was in the kitchen. I turn to see my friend who was outside, turn to come in the house and he walked straight into the glass door. He hit so hard that there was a greasy imprint of his face and a huge splash where his beer cup exploded and shot upwards...and I though only parakeets did that. <P>

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[jestah]

In High School, I went to a friends for a New Years Eve party. We started drinking at 7 and I stumbled home somewhere around 3am. Not knowing anyone was awake, I attempted put my key in the door at the same time my brother decided to open it. I Fell flat on my face and layed there for a bit where I guess I thought it would be a good idea to throw up to make the house stop spinning. The next day, I walked down the steps to a room full of family with a lump the size Illinois on the side of my head to a rousing chorus of Norm!



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[grlNIN]

When i was 16 i rented a hotel room with my friends and threw a a lil "Pow-Wow" i ended up getting so drunk i harassed one of my friends into not going home bc i was scared that i was going to pass out, throw up, choke on it and die in my sleep. So after about 4 hours of being drunk and trying to walk(which looked more like stumbling) around i strated to hysterical cry bc i missed one of my best friends that i hadt spoken to in awhile. To end the night my friend sat me on the couch before she left to make sure i didnt fall well, i fell i lost balance on my way down and landed flat assed on the floor. It was really mortifying to think of myself being seen through my friends eyes, thats the first and last time i really let myself go whn i drank, now its all maintained in a dignified manner

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