The Simpsons

[Dave from Queens]

when Ron and Fez were talking about the Simpsons, on the repeat today, i just had to start up this thread...yeah theres probably many threads like this on the board, but the simpsons deserve as many as they can get.

Best Simpsons scene:
it was the one where lisa has a crush on nelson...Lisa gave Milhouse a note to pass to Nelson. as our blue haired friend gave nelson the note, e gave him a little smile. then nelson reads the content of the letter, at which point the very next scene is Milhouse being loaded into an ambulance...

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[Doogie]

The ultimate classic was the one where they go to the beachhouse and Bart is using Millhouse's glasses as binoculars...f***ing classic scene. The whole episode is great though...that is when Homer also blows upo the dishwasher with the M-360

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[Fallon]

"He can't hear you now. We had to pack his ears with gauze." LOL

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[El Mudo]

the april fools clip show was funny

*April Fo---KABOOOM!!!*

the episode where lisa became popular was funny when homer went to the grocery store

*gimme some tampons, large box of condoms, couple of those pornos, a bottle of old harper andsomeillegalfireworks, and one of those disposable enemas...ah make it two...*

(marge) *homer i dont know what you had planned tonight but leave me out of it*

Also famous for the SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!! line when homer saw his car..

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[Johnny4]

Favorite episodes of mine are when Homer gives Bart the Rules of the Schoolyard and when Bart becomes a Nerd.

Rackin' up bad Karma since 1971!

[spoon]

Recently the show isn't even as funny as the umpteenth time I watch The Critic reruns on Comedy Central.

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[Dave from Queens]

New Simpsons are falling behind a little. but give it a chance!

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[Knowledged_one]

Best one when homer has to smoke weed to make his eyes better...many classic quotes

Lisa: whats that smell it smells like the art teachers office
or
Dr. Hibbard: now which would bong would you prefer the wizard or the skull

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[Hoojibs]

The episode that had Bart running away from Homer ala Indiana Jones in Raiders with Homer being the giant boulder.

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[blakjeezis]

To go along with knowledged one, another great herb line was at the Hullabalooza, when the music started.
Bart: What's the smell?
Lisa: I don't know, it smells like Otto's jacket.
That took me to the floor.

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[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>Favorite Simpson's episode, not that it's easy to pick just one, but my all time fave is probably the rarely scene softball episode, with all the baseball player cameos.

<i>Well, Mr. Burns had done it, the power plant had won, with Roger Clemens clucking all the while....</i>

Very close runner-up might be where Bart joins Fat Tony's gang.

Both are classics!!!</font>

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Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"

[El Mudo]

Well, Mr. Burns had done it, the power plant had won, with Roger Clemens clucking all the while....


i love that episode where barney and wade boggs are aruging about british prime ministers..

barney: Lord Palmerston!
boggs: Pitt the elder!
barney: Lord Palmerston!
boggs: Pitt the elder!
barney: Lord Palmerston!
*knocks out boggs with punch*
Moe: there you go barney! serves him right!! *condescendingly* pitt the elder
barney: Lord Palmerston! *knocks out moe*

"People try to say what goes on between Al Davis and the league doesn't effect what happens on the field, but there's no way you can tell me that's so"
--Future Hall Of Famer Tim Brown..

[Knowledged_one]

blakjeezis along those lines have you noticed that they cut a scene from that original episode of hullabalooza. There is a point where jimbo says "man that dudes guitar is talking (refering to peter frampton) at which point otto says my shoes are talking and they cut to a scene of ottos shoes talking to him (an obvious acid reference) but this has been removed from the syndicated repeats.
this isnt the only time i have noticed them cutting small parts from episodes either

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[GaryWyze]

have you noticed that they cut a scene from that original episode of hullabalooza.

<font color=purple>Actually, synicators trim about 30 seconds off most episodes upon releasing them for syndication.

It allows local affiliates to garner some extra advertising revenue.

You'll notice it a lot on Seinfeld for instance, where the cost per airing is rather high.</font>



This message was edited by GaryWyze on 11-8-02 @ 1:34 PM

[alexc]

I loved the episode with homer as the beer baron.
"I'll get you beer baron!"

"No you won't"

alexc

[Fallon]

You'll notice it a lot on Seinfeld for instance, where the cost per airing is rather high.
I've noticed TBS Seinfeld reruns have commercials in the wrong place, they just cut a sceen. That sucks.

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[dcpete]

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[angrymissy]

The episode that had Bart running away from Homer ala Indiana Jones in Raiders with Homer being the giant boulder.
That's my favorite Simpsons scene

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[Meatball]

Like most of you i thought i knew my SIMPONS better than i know anything else..but i only got 6 right , how did you do ?

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[dcpete]

i got 8 on that quiz thingy. I need another hobby.



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[TheKnicks23]

They haven't been "Simpsons Funny" since the 7th season. The old days of simpsons are television at its best. My favorite moment would have to be Homer skateboarding down the Springfield Gorge. Funniest line was probably when the family was playing mystery date with millhouse and homer said "STICK UP FOR YOURSELF POINDEXTER!"

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[TheMojoPin]

I still love the show, and it's easily the funniest thing on TV (Though "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is catching up fast), but it's last something in the last few years. It sounds sappy, but the show lost it's heart. Despite all the surreal, wacky and sarcastic humor, there was always some kind of emotional core that made you realize this family loved each other. Now it's like they truly are just soulless animated puppets dancing for our amusement.

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[Jobberific]

I loved the episode with homer as the beer baron.


So where'd hooch, rummy? Is some blind tiger jerkin suds on the side?

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[philth]

Bart "Im looking for my friend, last name Jas, first name Hue."
Moe "Im looking for a Hue Jas, hey everbody I need a Hue Jas!"
it dosent get much funnier than this



This message was edited by philth on 11-9-02 @ 5:23 PM