What do you do when theres no food in your house

[Violent Jay]

What in the hell do you do whne tehre is no food in your house? I am so hungry and there is no food.

[silera]

You have a couple of options:

a) Leave your house.

b) Order in.

You're welcome.



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[Captain Rooster]

Display patience.



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[Hawiian shirt craig]

order food. smash delivery
man in head with brick.
enjoy a rousing game of jizz
in the fracture.

eat and enjoy.


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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Hybrid]

1) poo in hand
2) enjoy

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[FUNKMAN]

order pizza, go shopping, or go to a restaurant...

is there really "no food" or is it just there's nothing you like or are in the mood for...



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[Heather 8]

Paint chips...worked for me when I was younger, anyway... :) <P>

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STILL Daddy's Little Girl

[gone]

What in the hell do you do whne tehre is no food in your house? I am so hungry and there is no food.


sheepy?

i put something together like a mustard sandwhich or something.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I have three cats. I used to have 4.

Seriously, I order out and avoid the scale.

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I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[fiestygal]

go out and find food

go to my work and get it for free or close to free

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[Death Metal Moe]

You can EAT ME.

I'll be here all week.

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[DeltaPin]

Coughdrops make a wonderful and nutritious breakfast.

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[TheGameHHH]

I'm awful, when there's no food in my house I simply don't eat, that's how lazy I am.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[flavorsaver]

Peruse take out menus and reminisce about the good old days.

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[FelixDasGato]

1.Hunt and forage in your neighbors yards.

2.Make a sandWISH - just 2 pieces of bread wishing you had something in the middle.

3.Check under the toaster and fridge for crumbs. There is always something there.

4.Ask to borrow a cup of meat.

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[Michael Fury]

When there's fuck-all to eat at my place, I head out to the garage & scarf some rock salt.








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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

I just happened to be in the neighborhood. so I stopped in to say hi mom... MMMMM whats that your making sure looks good... who me a not thanks i'm stuffed .. ohh o.k. what the heck give me a big dish!

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[McNabbShouldDie]

I make my mom go out and get me burger king. If she doesnt wanna leave the house, i make her order me pizza or chinese food. If she's not home or doesnt wanna do eithe rof those I just gnaw on my fingernails.




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[Tall_James]

Boogers.

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[Wolf]

Go to the store and buy some more. Shopping once a week usually helps. That way, you don't run out of food.

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[bboxer]

I usually get upset and go on a junkfood binge. <P>

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[gone]

i go up stairs and steal some from my family

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[walking joint]

I usually will just complain until someone offers to get me something...which at that time I go and get it myself. Just wanted to let people know the house has no food.

[zathrus]

go grocery shopping

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[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

make multiple peanut butter sandwhiches with delicious ice water to wash it down...
*sigh* i gotta move outta here:(

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[Gaia]

Well...since that's everyday of my life for the past 2 month's...I have lived on ramen noodle soup and the kindness of Friends and family....It sucks.

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