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cartman29
10-23-2002, 04:58 PM
there is a girl in my neighborhood that is really hot. She likes me and i like her, but she is still goin out with my friend. She asked me out, what shuld i doĻ

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Deathstroke
10-23-2002, 05:03 PM
Take her home...get her drunk...shredd her ass like a cabbage....thne give her cab fare


and if i was your friend and my chick asked you out....youd be a dead man
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Mxyzptlk
10-23-2002, 05:06 PM
Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.

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cartman29
10-23-2002, 05:08 PM
I think the only thing from that is a vat of bleu cheese

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Arienette
10-23-2002, 05:11 PM
what shuld i do?spell check.

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Zipgun
10-23-2002, 05:25 PM
Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.


Then put her in a shopping cart and drop her off at her dad's front door.

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ADF
10-23-2002, 05:40 PM
write her a nice poem.. <P>
The taste of sweet, glistening dew
On a cold New Jersey morn
Reminds me so gently of you
As I watch late-night scrambled porn <P>
But these lonely nights of tears
Make me feel as if I've been struck
By the weight of a thousand years
Knowing that I'll never get to fuck <P>

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Mxyzptlk
10-23-2002, 05:42 PM
write her a nice poem.. <P>
Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance. <P>
Sorry, but I had to get another Animal House quote in.. <P>

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cartman29
10-23-2002, 05:46 PM
maybe i shuld write her a poem and then screw her brains out

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cartman29
10-23-2002, 05:46 PM
maybe i shuld write her a poem and then screw her brains out

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cartman29
10-23-2002, 05:46 PM
maybe i shuld write her a poem and then screw her brains out

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TheGameHHH
10-23-2002, 05:48 PM
First, you need to triple post. Then you should marry her.

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Arienette
10-23-2002, 06:15 PM
the word "should" has an o in it
the word "should" has an o in it
the word "should" has an o in it

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GaryWyze
10-23-2002, 06:21 PM
what shuld i do?

<font color=purple>Get hooked on phonics.

maybe i shuld write her a poem and then screw her brains out

Great idea.... and once they're out, see if you can somehow add them to yours.

Kidding aside, don't betray your friend!</font>
IrishAlkey
10-24-2002, 12:27 PM
Gary Gatorade wins "line of the day".

Carry on.

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hyperspace
10-24-2002, 12:57 PM
Bang Her plain and simple, your friend would probably do it to if the situation was reversed.

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Contra
10-24-2002, 01:09 PM
you're young, get all the tail you can now. it's a mad rush my friend, and time's a wastin'!

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Noellevious
10-24-2002, 01:48 PM
The boys in this thread are so romantic.

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cartman29
10-24-2002, 06:56 PM
the oys in this thread are so romantic

u just keep believing sweety



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Brick Jesus
11-01-2002, 06:02 AM
Is she just dating your friend? or is she his actual girlfriend? If they're just seeing each other you can take a run at her. If she's his girlfriend, no dice. BUT: If she dumps him she's off limits, if he dumps her, you just gotta ask his permission.

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DarkHippie
11-01-2002, 06:13 AM
What are you, 12? Never mess with a friend's chick, even if she wants it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BrianTheBailBondsman
11-01-2002, 01:51 PM
Bang her while she is writing her boyfriend a poem

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canofsoup15
11-01-2002, 01:55 PM
Try getting someone to host the sig i made you, shell be all over you. lol.

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Earth2RON
11-01-2002, 02:03 PM
spell check
You rawk Ari:)

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erole
11-01-2002, 08:26 PM
tell her if she wants you, she has to break up with your friend first, cause that's the kind of loyal and trusting person you can be. if they break up, run it by your friend first, get the blessing, and then get her.
then write the poem, bang, etc...and so forth.
Coco
11-04-2002, 01:11 PM
The usual way these stories end is that you end up losing both your friend and her (because once a cheater usually always a cheater).

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This message was edited by Coco on 11-4-02 @ 5:17 PM