REPORT CARDS: ALL TEACHERS ARE EVIL

[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

got my report card at 9th period and of course, i get screwed over. didnt tell my parents yet, most being that i want to live to at least see my 18th birthday. what should i do? i know i'll study and work hard to get all 85's in the next one, but until then, i either have to hide this one, or make a damn good statement/argument as to why i shouldnt get my ass kicked

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Mike the Teacher is pretty nifty.

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[TheMojoPin]

got my report card at 9th period and of course, i get screwed over.

Either you did the homework...or you didn't.

Either you did enough studying...or you didn't.

Life is pain, princess...

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[TheGameHHH]

Yea....how exactly did you get screwed over?

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Bob Impact]

i get screwed over.


Parents will generally believe that you have ONE asshole teacher, but not all of them. I suggest you hide it and tell them it never came.

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[ADF]

got my report card at 9th period and of course, i get screwed over.


You're right. I'm sure the teachers have all conspired to keep you down. It certainly couldn't be your own fault. Those bastard teachers.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Wow. I actually responded to this. Look at what I did.

Why don't you just study, slacker?

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[Knowledged_one]

Why not call this thread: I dont want to take responsibility for my actions

You know your parents are going to be mad by getting bad grades, yet you dont do the work you know you can do. Whats the reasoning lazy? Stupid? Immature? Whatever it is it wont fly in the real world so do like Denzel said in Training Day---Man the fuck up---Take responsibility for what you did tell your parents and show that while you messed up you at least have enough integrity to face it like an adult. If not you will keep ducking things the rest of your life and people will treat you like dirt

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[Yerdaddy]

I'm seeing definite improvement in Sheepie's spelling. He has trouble focussing on the subject at hand. He gets along well with others, but is nervous around members of the opposite sex. His art work has not shown any improvement in the last year. He has a rich fantasy life, usually involving a character named "Bread Head" rescuing "Knife Girl" from an institution and then seducing her. He shows an intense interest in and knowledge of the anatomy of sheep.

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[cartman29]

jynx, i kno ur pain. just do what i did at my last bad report card....blackmail your teachers. or u could blackmail ur parents.

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[HordeKing1]

Why are teachers evil? Surely not for giving their students the grade they deserve. That's part of their job.

Perhaps it will encourage you to try a little harder this coming quarter. If your statements that you will try to get all 85s (and hopefully above) next report card is accurate, it looks like the teacher found a means by which to motivate you.

BTW, if you need extra help, ask your teacher. Many are happy to help out (through additional tutoring) anyone who asks for it.

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[The Jays]

i know i'll study and work hard to get all 85's in the next one,


...way to shoot for the stars

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